The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.9.13

May 9th, 2013 // 308 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we showcase photos we think you need to see, but don’t necessarily have a ton of commentary for. Except for this Donald Trump pic. I’ve already written 32 pages of a book about what’s wrong with this picture. Anyway, we’ve also got Craig Robinson and his impression of the studio exec’s face when they look at the box office numbers for this movie, Billy Zane happily ended, Zac Efron from a dream I had last night on the set, and Wyclef Jean from a dream Wayne LaPierre had last night posing with his new custom guitar.

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- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INF, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bra Twitter
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    Orlando Bloom is one lucky dude.

  2. Sabine Lisicki Mutua Madrid Open Tennis Tournament
    dontkillthemessenger
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    At least 1 of the 3 balls in this pic is not going to survive this swing.

  3. Sabine Lisicki Mutua Madrid Open Tennis Tournament
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    I’m a little scared. and a little aroused. I’m scaroused.

  4. Usher Adam Levine Pretending To Pee The Voice Season Four Red Carpet Event
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    Behind the curtain is a very hard-working Justin Bieber.

  5. Edward Furlong Humping Ballon Terminator Vegas Indie Film Fest Screening Matt's Choice
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    Each cocaine-filled balloon was pulled from his ass.

  6. Usher Adam Levine Pretending To Pee The Voice Season Four Red Carpet Event
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    You call that a knife? THIS is a knife.

  7. Donald Trump Posing With Old Black Lady FundAnything Launch
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    Man, Whoopi is looking rough.

  8. Edward Furlong Humping Ballon Terminator Vegas Indie Film Fest Screening Matt's Choice
    CrashHell
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    Are we sure that isn’t Chris Kattan?

  9. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The only way this outfit can work is if he no longer has a penis. If you haven’t seen it in 30 years, it’s like you no longer have it anyway.

  10. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bra Twitter
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    Why can’t hey have that sexy and happy look when they catch me in their house?? Is that too much to ask?

  11. Wyclef Jean AK37 Guitar
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m 100% certain neither a bullet nor a hit record will come out of this thing.

  12. Usher Adam Levine Pretending To Pee The Voice Season Four Red Carpet Event
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    They’re comparing their Beliber tattoos on their johnsons…

  13. Rihanna Posing With Fan
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    Hey look, it’s Little Red Riding Hoodlum.

  14. Zac Efron Eating Banana The Townies Set
    CrashHell
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    “What do you want me to do with it?”
    Don’t matter just don’t bite it

  15. Kate Moss Naked The New Face And Body Of St Tropez
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    They managed to photoshop all the coke out, good stuff

  16. Leonardo DiCaprio GMA
    CrashHell
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    No not you, I was waving at the smiley face.

  17. Sabine Lisicki Mutua Madrid Open Tennis Tournament
    Mark B
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    Her: So, you want a hand job?
    Me: No. No I do not.

  18. Edward Furlong Humping Ballon Terminator Vegas Indie Film Fest Screening Matt's Choice
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    Matt chose heroin.

  19. Rihanna Posing With Fan
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    Yo, gurl Imma treat you bettah than Chris. Imma still beat ya but I’ll buy you an ice cream later…

  20. Zoe Saldana Erect Nipples Jimmy Kimmel Live
    CrashHell
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    I see you, two.

  21. Sabine Lisicki Mutua Madrid Open Tennis Tournament
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    Her father must be so proud, and also her steroid dealer.

  22. Zac Efron Eating Banana The Townies Set
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    Yet somehow still more masculine that Zach Braff.

  23. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
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    Mayyyybe we don’t use him as a spokesman for the lap band surgery…

  24. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
    P. Griffin
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    …This is just like that one time I was Governer of New Jersey.

  25. Wyclef Jean AK37 Guitar
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    Please let him be shot for carrying it…

  26. Leonardo DiCaprio GMA
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    Observe, nothing up my sleeve! Now watch as I pull a vagina from this hat….

  27. Busy Philipps Pregnant Belly
    CrashHell
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    She’s a baby-makin’ machine. That vagina must have a shelf life like a Ghostbuster Proton Pack.

  28. Rihanna Posing With Fan
    ThisWillHurt
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    Further up and a lot harder, man. A LOT harder.

  29. Tom Hanks Moustache The 2013 Drama Desk Nominees Reception
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    Oh, someone just told the poor guy that he’s Colin Hanks’s father.

  30. Leonardo DiCaprio GMA
    dontkillthemessenger
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    You didn’t need to convince me… I already knew fake, green Tobey Maguire was a better actor than real Tobey Maguire.

  31. Kellie Pickler Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
    CrashHell
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    “No don’t worry, you only have to be this big.”

  32. Kate Moss Naked The New Face And Body Of St Tropez
    Cock Dr
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    They managed to Photoshop off all the nicotine stains…well done.

  33. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
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    Guys, guys…no need to compete. You’re BOTH the biggest Guido.

  34. Edward Furlong Humping Ballon Terminator Vegas Indie Film Fest Screening Matt's Choice
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t think Matt’s choice would be raping Balloon Terminator.

  35. Rose McGowan Cleavage Bleach Blonde Hair
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    She finally just went all in at the plastic surgeon and asked for the Marilyn.

  36. Edward Furlong Humping Ballon Terminator Vegas Indie Film Fest Screening Matt's Choice
    ThisWillHurt
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    John Connor faces his worse nightmare: The T-Reservior Tip.

  37. Craig Robinson Peeples Premiere
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    Normally, they take pictures on the red carpet BEFORE the movie starts.

  38. Leonardo DiCaprio GMA
    ThisWillHurt
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    Wilson?

  39. Ricky Martin Posing With His Cardboard Cutout
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    He’s surprised to learn that he has greatest hits.

  40. Edward Furlong Humping Ballon Terminator Vegas Indie Film Fest Screening Matt's Choice
    Cock Dr
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    Safe sex can take many guises.

  41. Lindsay Arnold Butt Yoga Pants Dancing With The Stars Practice
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    You have to admire the narcissism of a woman who puts a wind machine on their car.

  42. Craig Robinson Peeples Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    Craig Robinson after being told how “Peeples” is expected to gross.

  43. Sabine Lisicki Mutua Madrid Open Tennis Tournament
    Cock Dr
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    Makes you wonder what she would do with that physique and ferocity in the boudoir.

  44. Billy Zane Unbuttoned Shirt Fedora Massage Parlor
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    This is what happens when you challenge the sale clerks at the K-Mart clothing section to “Make me look like Johnny Depp.”

  45. Billy Zane Unbuttoned Shirt Fedora Massage Parlor
    yoop
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    Apparently he splurged for the happy ending

  46. Wyclef Jean AK37 Guitar
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    The first step in learning the guitar is to build on what you already know. Okay, well, you’re black, so…

  47. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
    bdog821
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    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  48. Wyclef Jean AK37 Guitar
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Seven-six-two millimeter . . . Full metal jacket . . . Also one of the cords is out of tune.”

  49. Sabine Lisicki Mutua Madrid Open Tennis Tournament
    Max
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    Hulk smash! Hulk serve. Hulk win!

  50. Donald Trump Posing With Old Black Lady FundAnything Launch
    Ladypants
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    Looks like the Oompa Loompas are finally giving out reparations.

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