The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.8.14

May 8th, 2014 // 360 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is really going to pale in comparison to earlier when Hugh Jackman met Jon Hamm‘s dick. I’d say it was like Christmas for him, but sadly at my house, the tree isn’t a giant penis that we hang penis ornaments on *adds to Amazon cart*, then leave out little penis-shaped cookies for Santa, so it was more like heaven. Hugh Jackman got to go to Jon Hamm penis heaven today and all you got was Samuel L. Jackson kickin’ it with Judge Judy and a dusted-off big black microphone joke.

I couldn’t even find Prince Charles. *hangs head, kicks rock, slowly walks away*,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kylie Jenner Legs No Pants Instagram
    JeanBaptiste
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    Mankind has suffered through seven years of Kim and her horrible family and now we’ve got these up-and-coming horrid little creatures ready to shoulder the responsibility of keeping the Kardashian franchise in the public eye, for a whole new generation. Like a stye, like pinkeye. Fuck. 18? And 16? Holy fucking fuck. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck! They’ve got years of vapid, mindless, insipid attention-whoring in ‘em yet: they haven’t even really started hitting their stride. Why can’t this whole family just go down in a plane crash? Or have some kind of “This is The End” disaster take them out of the picture? Whenever I see a Kardashian or Jenner, I think of two things: the movies “Death Becomes Her” (for obvious reasons) and “Natural Born Killers” (the scene where Micky and Mallory have the words “Demon.” and “Too Much TV.” projected onto them. I’m telling you, these fuckers aren’t human…

  2. Hayden Christensen Hipster Clothes
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    Hey Vader, how about you force levitate some of those beer kegs over here…or are you just fucking useless?

  3. Jaimie Alexander No Bra Legs Short Shorts
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    that’s a solid 8. nothing to be ashamed of.

  4. Aubrey ODay Side Boob Cleavage Instagram
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    This is what showing up for work looks like for Aubry O’day

  5. Aubrey ODay Side Boob Cleavage Instagram
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    I’m not a fan of hers but I’ll take her over any KardASSian. Plus, sideboob is highly underrated.

  6. Mariah Carey Cleavage Fat Weight Gain The Late Show With David Letterman
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    I always wonder if her tits have tan lines only because the top 1/3 are ALWAYS exposed.

  7. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    No, no… smaller earrings, bigger hat. It’s not that hard.

  8. Steven Spielberg President Obama USC Shoah Foundation 20th Anniversary Gala
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    this gala hands out bottles of Belvedere Vodka as trophies?

  9. Doutzen Kroes Pregnant Belly Spandex Dress Delete Blood Cancer Gala
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    Are we still pertending pregnant women are’t gross and weird?

  10. Serena Williams Mutua Madrid Open
    MoreMariaNow!!
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    What round will he be drafted at?? LOL

  11. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
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    Oh, that’s rich, coming from these two.

  12. Dean McDermott Derpface
    donkeylicks
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    “Hold up, Dad are you having a stroke?”
    “what? No!.. No, your mom just asked me into the dressing room… she wanted my opinion on which bra I liked the best.”

  13. Dean McDermott Derpface
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    Gee, Tori is going to be really pissed that your stroke hit when the reality tv cameras weren’t rolling.

  14. Draya Michele Cleavage Legs Spandex Minidress
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    I’m enjoying her loose grasp on self respect

  15. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
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    Say what you will, but these two will leave their mark on this earth. It’ll mostly be about the half-lives of their various implants, but a mark nonetheless.

  16. Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Instagram
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    We’re going to need another table cloth over here, stat.

  17. Hugh Jackman Stretch With Trainer
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    Aardvarking in the Park

  18. Serena Williams Mutua Madrid Open
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    “I vill break you!”

  19. Hayden Christensen Hipster Clothes
    Vlad
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    High Tide By The Lake At Naboo

  20. Draya Michele Cleavage Legs Spandex Minidress
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    Draya is banging, about time she made it on here.

  21. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
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    The look fucking disgusting now.

  22. Dean McDermott Derpface
    Vlad
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    Court Ordered Chastity Sleeve Activated

  23. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Action Figure
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    That’s a damn good action figure.

  24. Dean McDermott Derpface
    Lou Braccant
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    So let me get this straight, he puts his dick an chick who looks like an aborted horse fetus with a wonky pair of bolt-ons and now he’s worthy of a picture credit?

  25. Courtney Love Fat Weight Gain
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    The sequel is going to be so much better now that they’ve cast ET.

  26. Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Instagram
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    I don’t know why exactly, but looking at this photo I am remended of the Hindenburg Disaster.

  27. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
    SamSpayed
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    What the fuck happened to these two? They used to be hot in an extremely trashy way, but now they just look like leather baseball gloves that are covered in tumors. I don’t even.

  28. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    Ah yes. This is just what the world needs; another scantily clad (yawn), youngish (kinda, sorta) wildly freckled woman presenting herself as another vapid knock, knock joke – or worse still, is masquerading as Lindsay Lohan’s Mom (“Hide the whisky decanter Chester there’s another Lohan running around loose!”).

  29. Courtney Love Fat Weight Gain
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    Courtney does waaaaaaayyyy to many hard drugs to be that fat, can’t be her. Crack and meth make you skinny.

  30. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
    The Mapes Hotel
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    The one in the grey just got out of prison I believe (its one of the two) for trying to smuggle her Canadian boyfriend across the boarder so…

  31. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Action Figure
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    It’s emoting too much. That’s how I knew it wasn’t actually her.

  32. Courtney Love Fat Weight Gain
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    I’ll be in my booth. Bring me a sausage.

  33. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Instagram
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    Someone needs to tell Michael Lohan this isn’t Lindsay.

  34. Anastacia
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    “I want my hat back.”
    “What?….”
    “I said, I want my hat back!”
    “What?…”
    “Look…Keep the hat! Just shut the fuck up!”

  35. Courtney Love Fat Weight Gain
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    Refresh my memory. When did John Conner put Arnold in drag in Terminator 2?

  36. Draya Michele Cleavage Legs Spandex Minidress
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    I like her, She looks like she makes bad decisions.

  37. Dean McDermott Derpface
    tlmck
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    Surgeon General’s warning: Being married to Tori Spelling can cause strokes.

  38. Hugh Jackman Stretch With Trainer
    Johnny Barbells
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    …he’s just fucking with us at this point.

  39. Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Instagram
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    Is this a real job?…Don’t tell Zaloog.

  40. Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Instagram
    Flatliner
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    I wouldn’t mind plowing that ass but I fear that you would literally need a plow or one of those 4×4 space doohickies from Armageddon to traverse that tunnel.

  41. Judge Judy Sheindlin Samuel L. Jackson USC Shoah Foundation 20th Anniversary Gala
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    …this is like the set up for a joke.

  42. Courtney Love Fat Weight Gain
    Flatliner
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    If she gets any bigger, she’s going to have to rename the band to Black Hole.

  43. Shawna Craig Kissing Lorenzo Lamas 3rd Wedding Anniversary Celebration
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    …one of the most underrated bootys (booties? nah, does’nt seem right) in hollywood.

  44. Courtney Love Fat Weight Gain
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    …well …that escalated quickly.

  45. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    Carrot top’s latest transformation, inspired by Bruce Jenner.
    Not bad, but ditch the earrings dude, makes it look like you’re trying too hard.

  46. Draya Michele Cleavage Legs Spandex Minidress
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    …good lord. (meant in the complimentary way)

  47. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
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    …this is too ridiculous, even for me.

  48. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Instagram
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    Hey look, Paul Simon and Miranda Kerr!

  49. Hugh Jackman Stretch With Trainer
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    Does he not own a house with a gym and backyard?

  50. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Action Figure
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    Is that thing fully inflated?

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