The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.8.14

May 8th, 2014 // 360 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is really going to pale in comparison to earlier when Hugh Jackman met Jon Hamm‘s dick. I’d say it was like Christmas for him, but sadly at my house, the tree isn’t a giant penis that we hang penis ornaments on *adds to Amazon cart*, then leave out little penis-shaped cookies for Santa, so it was more like heaven. Hugh Jackman got to go to Jon Hamm penis heaven today and all you got was Samuel L. Jackson kickin’ it with Judge Judy and a dusted-off big black microphone joke.

I couldn’t even find Prince Charles. *hangs head, kicks rock, slowly walks away*,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Draya Michele Cleavage Legs Spandex Minidress
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    Let me help you with that titty.

  2. Dean McDermott Derpface
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    You wouldn’t be walking too well if you just tried to fuck a Victoria’s Secret mannequin, either.

  3. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
    Pilin
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    BangBros presents:

  4. Mariah Carey Cleavage Fat Weight Gain The Late Show With David Letterman
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    It’s hard to push out a fart with ten pairs of Spanx on.

  5. Laura Cremaschi Butt Bikini
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    Tramp stamps are such a great idea, ladies. They look great! (Sarcasm mode off)

  6. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
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    I’ll take the both of them.

  7. Shawna Craig Kissing Lorenzo Lamas 3rd Wedding Anniversary Celebration
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    I’m getting David Arquette vibes here…

  8. Shawna Craig Kissing Lorenzo Lamas 3rd Wedding Anniversary Celebration
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    from her. /killjoke

  9. Gisele Bundchen Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Rainforest Gala Museum of Natural History
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    Oh come on, she wore an appropriate color. What more do you need from her?

  10. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
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    “Now pretend to be mad at the photographers you told your location. Nice. Make sure to keep your asses in the shot at all times. Excellent”

  11. Judge Judy Sheindlin Samuel L. Jackson USC Shoah Foundation 20th Anniversary Gala
    broduhjenner
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    she’s all like “guilty!”

  12. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
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    “I’m leaving too. I’m off to watch Karissa’s porno. Later.”

  13. Goldie Hawn Old Cleavage Tank Top
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    I’m suddenly worried about Kate Hudson’s future.

  14. Hayden Christensen Hipster Clothes
    btreese
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    I wonder how it feels to be thought of in the same way as Jar Jar and ewoks.

  15. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
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    Doing the crossed armed champagne drinking bit? Can you be any more attention whoreish?

  16. Bar Refaeli Swimsuit Instagram
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    God damn.

  17. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
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    I think you’ll need more than a finger to get into dat ass, ladies. I recommend my penis.

  18. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Instagram
    btreese
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    Is that Travolta trying to look like Tom Jones….or Tom Jones trying to look like Travolta?

  19. Steven Spielberg President Obama USC Shoah Foundation 20th Anniversary Gala
    BB
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    Terrifyingly wax-statue-like actual-human versions of Steven Spielberg and President Obama at The USC Shoah Foundation’s 20th Anniversary Gala in Century City, CA. (May 7, 2014)

  20. Courtney Love Fat Weight Gain
    btreese
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    No…that’s not C Love….

  21. Shawna Craig Kissing Lorenzo Lamas 3rd Wedding Anniversary Celebration
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I honestly can’t remember why Lorenzo Lamas is famous.

  22. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    We’ve got two ginger, famewhore freckle monsters in two of our biggest cities. It’s only a matter of time before it spreads.

  23. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
    Pickle Nose
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    When you have back rolls like that, the tight crop top may not be the best choice of clothing.

  24. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
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    Why are you flipping me off? I didn’t put those things in your asses.

  25. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
    btreese
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    Ugh…..not attractive

  26. Goldie Hawn Old Cleavage Tank Top
    broduhjenner
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    Goldie somethingwentwrong

  27. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
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    Just looking at the condition of the arms and midriff of the grey clad bimbo, I’m not impressed by this scenario.

  28. Draya Michele Cleavage Legs Spandex Minidress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Available to the highest bidder.

  29. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Even black guys are no longer interested.

  30. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Action Figure
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    “Mommy, my doll makes me feel funny.”

  31. Dean McDermott Derpface
    fred
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    He is doing an impression of his wife’s wonky tits.

  32. Hugh Jackman Stretch With Trainer
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    “Just two straight dudes getting buff. Nothing to see here.”

  33. Judge Judy Sheindlin Samuel L. Jackson USC Shoah Foundation 20th Anniversary Gala
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    Richie Cunningham’s mom has the jungle fever?

  34. Gisele Bundchen Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Rainforest Gala Museum of Natural History
    fred
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    “Fuck you, ugly people!”

  35. Aubrey ODay Side Boob Cleavage Instagram
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    Boob and sideboob.

  36. Judge Judy Sheindlin Samuel L. Jackson USC Shoah Foundation 20th Anniversary Gala
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    Judge Judy shares a light moment with one of the few black men she’s encountered that she didn’t end up incarcerating.

  37. Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Instagram
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    “If something jumps out of here at me, I’ll start screaming.”

  38. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Action Figure
    NutSlut
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    Where’s RealDoll’s pseudo-illegal Swedish holding company when you need some companies bought and image use rights infringed?

    • Marketing Mike

      Cool! Where do I order the 5′ tall inflatable version?
      I’ve got my Credit Card ready…

  39. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
    fred
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    Not that I don’t appreciate the effort, but does this chick just stand around the beach all day, every day, in a bikini turning her butt toward a camera? What does she do?

    Again, not complaining. It’s certainly better than looking at that heifer Coco wearing rubber bands and dental floss every god-damned day. Just curious.

  40. Courtney Love Fat Weight Gain
    bob
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    that’s dog the bounty hunter

  41. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Instagram
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    Sadly, this billionaire is gay.

  42. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Action Figure
    anonym
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    is it made from silicone?

  43. Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Instagram
    fred
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    “Yep. We are going to have to widen the door, boys.”

  44. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Action Figure
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    And now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for me to go put on my Giant Man costume.

  45. Dean McDermott Derpface
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    Hey Dean, what’s your defense for cheating on Tori Spelling?

    *shrugs*

    Accepted.

  46. Laura Cremaschi Butt Bikini
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    Damn you Pete Ross. Damn you to hell.

  47. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
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    What the fuck is this?

  48. Kylie Jenner Legs No Pants Instagram
    Spleen
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    The whorification is becoming strong in this one.

  49. Mariah Carey Cleavage Fat Weight Gain The Late Show With David Letterman
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    ooh emm geee…. she looks JUST like her new record cover!

  50. Serena Williams Mutua Madrid Open
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    now the Goldie Hawn pic don’t look so bad.

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