The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.8.14

May 8th, 2014 // 360 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is really going to pale in comparison to earlier when Hugh Jackman met Jon Hamm‘s dick. I’d say it was like Christmas for him, but sadly at my house, the tree isn’t a giant penis that we hang penis ornaments on *adds to Amazon cart*, then leave out little penis-shaped cookies for Santa, so it was more like heaven. Hugh Jackman got to go to Jon Hamm penis heaven today and all you got was Samuel L. Jackson kickin’ it with Judge Judy and a dusted-off big black microphone joke.

I couldn’t even find Prince Charles. *hangs head, kicks rock, slowly walks away*,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kylie Jenner Legs No Pants Instagram
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    Don’t you mean Kylie Jenner’s mom posted this to Instagram?

  2. Serena Williams Mutua Madrid Open
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    “You want this? I got my own set.”

  3. Bar Refaeli Swimsuit Instagram
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    Holy fucking makeup, Batman. She doesn’t need it.

  4. Anastacia
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    There’s just too much going on.

    First it looks like some kind of weird Serge Gainsbourg thing. But somehow she’s like 45 and probably older than Mr. Creep Stare.

    Then there’s the obvious big black microphone thing. But that hand gesture like she’s doing a flippant puppet impression of what he just said / sang overpowers her O face.

    And is that a really low hanging earring or did her in-ear monitor pop out?

    Or… invisible harmonica solo?

  5. Hugh Jackman Stretch With Trainer
    Cock Dr
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    Interested to see if Hugh continues very public workouts with male trainer as weather warms and if so will clothing coverage decrease dramatically?

  6. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Action Figure
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    That zipper better be movable.

  7. Hugh Jackman Stretch With Trainer
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    Why would a famous person work out in public in NYC? Maybe it’s the only way he can keep himself from trying to touch the trainer’s penis.

  8. Judge Judy Sheindlin Samuel L. Jackson USC Shoah Foundation 20th Anniversary Gala
    Frank Burns
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    Sam: “Yes, they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell . . . for serving us room-temperature chardonnay!”
    Judy: “Sam, I judge you guilty – of being hilarious!”

  9. Judge Judy Sheindlin Samuel L. Jackson USC Shoah Foundation 20th Anniversary Gala
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    The wealthiest person in show business and Samuel L. Jackson.

  10. Judge Judy Sheindlin Samuel L. Jackson USC Shoah Foundation 20th Anniversary Gala
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    “I would definitely put you in jail.”

    “Oh, no you woo-ent.”

  11. Dean McDermott Derpface
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    Douche McDouche.

  12. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
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    How can anyone look at that and not burst out laughing?

  13. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
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    Right side white buttocks.

    Shouldn’t they take the nipple off before moving the implants to new locations?

  14. Steven Spielberg President Obama USC Shoah Foundation 20th Anniversary Gala
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    “BO phone hommmmmmmme.”

  15. Hayden Christensen Hipster Clothes
    Cock Dr
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    I think Hayden plays for both teams.
    He must be exhausted but exhaustion doesn’t excuse his sartorial choices.

  16. Mariah Carey Cleavage Fat Weight Gain The Late Show With David Letterman
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    She got big, but I still would.

  17. Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Instagram
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    “How can there be wrinkles in anything that stretched?!?”

  18. Lady Victoria Hervey Side Boob Window Dress 3rd Annual Gabrielles Angel Foundation Gala
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    Hervy. Rhymes with scurvy.

  19. Mariah Carey Cleavage Fat Weight Gain The Late Show With David Letterman
    Cock Dr
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    Vertical stripes did not save the day.

  20. Courtney Love Fat Weight Gain
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    Are you sure this isn’t another Goldie Hawn photo??

  21. Serena Williams Mutua Madrid Open
    Juch
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    “Hey, Lance Armstrong, you lookin’ for this?”

  22. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    I guess earrings that large are meant to distract us from something, but there are so many options, I haven’t figured it out yet.

  23. Anastacia
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    “Um, excuse me, miss. You do realize that you’re white, don’t you?”

  24. Gisele Bundchen Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Rainforest Gala Museum of Natural History
    Cock Dr
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    I’m sure waving that big skirt around will immeasurably help the rainforest.

  25. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
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    Photographer: “Okay, now both of you turn and flip off the camera! LOL!!!!!!”

  26. Courtney Love Fat Weight Gain
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    The white Kim Khardashian.

  27. Serena Williams Mutua Madrid Open
    Cock Dr
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    Even her nipples appear powerful.

  28. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
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    About as edgy as their assplants.

  29. Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Instagram
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    I wish I was that man right now. Would I be able to resist grabbing a handful? I doubt it. Sexual assault charges are incoming.

  30. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
    Juch
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    Two great questions for the 21st century:
    - how did we get tricked into buying $4 cups of coffee
    - when did a morbidly obese backside become culturally attractive

  31. Draya Michele Cleavage Legs Spandex Minidress
    Cock Dr
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    She should demand that the plastic surgeon return the money.

  32. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
    Cock Dr
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    They seem very happy with their newly implanted assets.

  33. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
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    Even a finger would break off in that grand canyon of asses.

  34. Courtney Love Fat Weight Gain
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    Courtney is looking much better in that pic.

  35. Dean McDermott Derpface
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    Hey kid, give McDermott your hoodie—it goes with his posture.

  36. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
    littletongue
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    Ladies… There’s a difference between badass and bad ass. Look it up.

  37. Steven Spielberg President Obama USC Shoah Foundation 20th Anniversary Gala
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    HE HE I put “Kick Me” on his back!

  38. Steven Spielberg President Obama USC Shoah Foundation 20th Anniversary Gala
    Tiggles
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    “Oh, sweet! I’m close enough to ask the President which warehouse is storing the Ark of the Covenant!”

  39. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    Juch
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    Lindsay Lohan in about 5 years. Oops, I mean 5 years ago.

  40. Kylie Jenner Legs No Pants Instagram
    Marketing Mike
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    Just out of frame to the right…
    The HUGE Black microphone they all practice on.

  41. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
    Cock Dr
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    Chanel must be so proud to have these 2 high class ambassadors of the brand out there in front of the cameras.

  42. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Instagram
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    No. Never wear your hair back.

  43. Hugh Jackman Stretch With Trainer
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    *chuckles*

  44. Kylie Jenner Legs No Pants Instagram
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    …pretty sure she’s just sitting in Kendall’s makeup chair when after she was finished and walked on to the shoot/walk. Good try, though.

  45. Lady Victoria Hervey Side Boob Window Dress 3rd Annual Gabrielles Angel Foundation Gala
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    She looks good. Who is she?

  46. Hayden Christensen Hipster Clothes
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    I assume this is karma coming to bite him in the ass for Star Wars.

    • CrashHell

      I think he gives Karma the finger, in fact, the same finger he had up Bilson’s cornhole everytime Star Wars cracks come up. “Oh I can’t act? Smell this. Smell where Visa can and will Never be Bitches!”…

      …that’s what I’d do.

  47. Goldie Hawn Old Cleavage Tank Top
    jep
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    There comes a day when you shouldn’t wear low cut tank tops. Unfortunately for her, that day was years ago.

  48. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
    Marketing Mike
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    Isn’t the one on the right married to Hefner?
    She looks like shit.

  49. Aubrey ODay Side Boob Cleavage Instagram
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    I guess she’s learned that we really weren’t interested in her as much as her assets. It must help that less photoshop is needed on pics like this.

  50. Gisele Bundchen Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Rainforest Gala Museum of Natural History
    Juch
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    “I’m delighted to have flown 4,000 miles to put on this dress for the environment. Its a carbon footprint of fun!”

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