The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.8.14

May 8th, 2014 // 360 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is really going to pale in comparison to earlier when Hugh Jackman met Jon Hamm‘s dick. I’d say it was like Christmas for him, but sadly at my house, the tree isn’t a giant penis that we hang penis ornaments on *adds to Amazon cart*, then leave out little penis-shaped cookies for Santa, so it was more like heaven. Hugh Jackman got to go to Jon Hamm penis heaven today and all you got was Samuel L. Jackson kickin’ it with Judge Judy and a dusted-off big black microphone joke.

I couldn’t even find Prince Charles. *hangs head, kicks rock, slowly walks away*,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lady Victoria Hervey Side Boob Window Dress 3rd Annual Gabrielles Angel Foundation Gala
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    Sunderboob

  2. Courtney Love Fat Weight Gain
    pbjuicy
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    Don’t do drugs kids.

  3. Hugh Jackman Stretch With Trainer
    ben dover
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    OK NOW LETS SWORD FIGHT

  4. Aubrey ODay Side Boob Cleavage Instagram
    YadaYada
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    Quality side.

  5. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Action Figure
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    Wow. I had to look at that for a few moments to make sure that was an action figure. Definitely in the Uncanny Valley.

    • eatme

      …ummm, yeah, I think Fish was being a bit sarcastic there. This doll isn’t looing quite so chunky as the flash and blood model. The number of times they used a body double in Captain America for the bum shots was troubling (I cry fraud!).

  6. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
    YadaYada
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    I’ve heard of clinking glasses, but never clinking asses. I’ll toast to THAT.

  7. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Action Figure
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    I saw Winter Soldier again yesterday after I saw Amazing Spider-Man 2. Scarlett was awesome in that movie. I’ve never found her hotter.

    Amazing Spider-Man 2 was just that: Amazing. Great story, great cast, great acting, funny script. The action scenes are spectacular, Andrew Garfield comes into his own as Spider-Man, Emma Stone was a lovable as ever and all the villains played well. Jaime Foxx was great as Electro/Max Dillon, Harry Osborn was played well, even Rhino was good for the short time he was around (love Paul Giamatti). A+

    Superhero movies have really been on hot-streak lately. I hope it stays that way.

  8. Kylie Jenner Legs No Pants Instagram
    Deacon Jones
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    (BOING)

  9. Steven Spielberg President Obama USC Shoah Foundation 20th Anniversary Gala
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    Looks like Steven was double dog dared to goose the President.

  10. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Action Figure
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    Is that life sized? And does it have any holes?

  11. Aubrey ODay Side Boob Cleavage Instagram
    pbjuicy
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    Look at these tits that I paid good money for. Arn’t you so impressed?

  12. Goldie Hawn Old Cleavage Tank Top
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    Please, won’t you help us find a cure for breast mites?

  13. Dean McDermott Derpface
    Deacon Jones
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    The instant he hears her personalized ring tone

  14. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Action Figure
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    That’s a cool poster you got in your bedroom, Fish.

  15. Judge Judy Sheindlin Samuel L. Jackson USC Shoah Foundation 20th Anniversary Gala
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    Boy,

    Can you go bring the car around?

  16. Hugh Jackman Stretch With Trainer
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    It’s hard work staying in shape to be the Wolverine, but he does it so well. I can’t see anybody else as Logan.

    • Johnny Barbells

      …still too tall, and does’nt truly have that savage nature.
      …a young (pre-psycho) mel gibson would’a been perfection.

  17. Dean McDermott Derpface
    pbjuicy
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    Hey Mister,

    Tell me about the time you banked that one chick when your wife was home taking care your four kids.

  18. Hugh Jackman Stretch With Trainer
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    For the last time, I am NOT going to call you the wolverine!

  19. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    If you pull either one of them, does she say different things?

  20. Shawna Craig Kissing Lorenzo Lamas 3rd Wedding Anniversary Celebration
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    So did he trade in a Shauna for a Shawna?

    He’s got a thing for stripper names I guess.

  21. Jaimie Alexander No Bra Legs Short Shorts
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    Nice….

  22. Anastacia
    yourmom
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    So glad this site doesn’t have sound.

  23. Kylie Jenner Legs No Pants Instagram
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    She looks like a skinny, flat-chested Kat Dennings here.

  24. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Damn. Is she getting hotter?

  25. Courtney Love Fat Weight Gain
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    Big Ang? Oh sorry—I meant, Dog the Bounty Hunter?

  26. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
    Deacon Jones
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    uh, yeah, so for all those times Ive been insisting Kim K has ass implants, due to my deep knowledge of Brazilian porn, here’s Exhibit B.

  27. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
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    Am I the only with their fingers crossed that the last pic is gruesome murder scene? I’m talking about heads barely still attached, OJ style.

  28. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Action Figure
    Cock Dr
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    So Lara Croft.

  29. Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Instagram
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    Oh, to have that job…

  30. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Action Figure
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    So realistic, it falls over.

  31. Hayden Christensen Hipster Clothes
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    “You were supposed to bring balance to the force, not dress like an asshole!”

  32. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
    yourmom
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    Awwww! They got matching implants!! The Kardashians aren’t even that close!

  33. Serena Williams Mutua Madrid Open
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    No, no… The food pellet is for you!

  34. Steven Spielberg President Obama USC Shoah Foundation 20th Anniversary Gala
    JT
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    *snicker* He’s gonna do “Dick-in-a-Box” ! *giggle*

  35. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    Fish, does the photo agency give you her pics as a bonus for buying a set number?

  36. Jaimie Alexander No Bra Legs Short Shorts
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    Lady Sif! She and Kat Dennings are the hottest women of the “Thor’ franchise. Sorry Natalie Portman, but you’re second.

  37. Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Instagram
    yourmom
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    An ass that needs it’s own stylist…

  38. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
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    I know all of you will hate on me for this but I would love to be the meat in that sandwich…

    • Bob

      We don’t need to hate you. When the self-loathing eventually catches up to you we’ll be here to talk you down from the ledge.

  39. Serena Williams Mutua Madrid Open
    Serena
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    “Make one more joke about my balls … I dare ya!”

  40. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Fake Asses Tight Skirts
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    Uhmmm did one of them buy the deluxe ass package?

  41. Courtney Love Fat Weight Gain
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    Sean Bean was a more convincing woman.

  42. Lady Victoria Hervey Side Boob Window Dress 3rd Annual Gabrielles Angel Foundation Gala
    John Oliver
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    Soho.

    • Lou Braccant

      I collect Hot Toys, been doing it for a few years now and I’ve got to say, they are getting so incredibly realistic, it’s scary!! This one in real life will blow your hair back, very realistic and the paint work is incredible.

  43. Kylie Jenner Legs No Pants Instagram
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    Must be nice to have millions of dollars essentially plop from your family’s asses into your lap from birth.

  44. Aubrey ODay Side Boob Cleavage Instagram
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    I recognized before I read the caption. I’d love to motorboat those beauties. I’d do many other things as well.

  45. Laura Cremaschi Butt Bikini
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    Cremaschi is actually italian for “taint”

  46. Gisele Bundchen Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Rainforest Gala Museum of Natural History
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    She looks nice here. She has a weird face but at the right angle, you can see why she gets the big bucks.

    • i gotta disagree. i think she’s the most overrated supermodel that ever supermodeled. Brady dumped Bridget Moynahan for this skeletor. still can’t grasp that one.

      • Oh, she’s overrated for sure, but in this photo she at least looks more like someone you could see being a supermodel than usual.

        And ‘skeletor’ is sadly the supermodel look these days.

  47. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Action Figure
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    Is this the two orifice or three orifice model?

  48. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Action Figure
    Frank Burns
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    With 80% more plastic than the real thing.

  49. Goldie Hawn Old Cleavage Tank Top
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    Still looks better than Lohan.

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