The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.7.15

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring what I’m pretty sure is the first ever Final Five for the ladies. Well, for the ladies into geriatric floor humping and breakdancing if I’m being precise. We’ve also got Elton John shoving his gay agenda down the throats of God-fearing ‘Muricans and Bryan Cranston undercover as every guy on Mad Men this season except for Don, because fake mustache glue isn’t safe for use on the genitals. It says it right there on the bottle.

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