The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.5.16

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which starts with TCWM newcomer, Iryna Ivanova, who will be here a lot more often, I promise. You’ve put up with years of me making you look at shit like Dracula Katy Griffin, or every time it looks like Brett Ratner’s trying to shrimp jack it in front of someone again, and Lindsay Lohan’s backpage ad thumbnails. It’s only right I get some fresh blood in here, and it should have giant fake breasts or take bathroom selfies of its butt. I’ve received your requests, and I’m starting to listen.

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