Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where this Janice Dickinson pic says to Zhang Ziyi, “Well, it could have been worse.” We’ve also got the all-natural beauty of Lisa Rin–AHH!, Jon Stewart accidentally seeing into Jason Segel‘s dressing room at the Sesame Workshop, and Michael Fassbender going full Jude Law.
T. Howe Vagslayer III, Esq. always leaves room for dessert. Ladies?
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Looks like he was offering free tokens again at his local Chuckie Cheese….how old is this chick???? 12?
a trip to Gap Maternity would do this thing a world of good.
“Fake boobs sold separately”
When did Lisa rinna turn into bethanny frankel?
and suddenly those appocalypse 2012 believer nutbags don’t seem so crazy. I guess this is what the Mayans foresaw…
I’d stop documenting time too if I had a vision that one day centuries from now a creature this vile would not only exist, but manage to reproduce. Sorry Earth you had a good run, you survived the plague that is humanity for much longer than anyone would have expected, but you are no match for THE SNOOK-BAYBAH!
It looks like walking tall but less gay
They shrunk Ricky Gervais! Damn that Willow, I knew he was up to no good.
That awkward moment when Joe Francis finds your penis.
Girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money…
Ever hang out with muppets?…. On Weed!
She looks like a disco gypsy
Snooki want smush smush.
Pretty sure she got her smush smush. In fact she got smushed-up!
Dwarf tossing was bad enough…now they are throwing them in the air and hitting them with a bat?
Janice Dickinson is a virus, apparently.
There’s one individual in this pic who is a strange color.
I’d make a meal of her.
Sir, please fart on this photograph.
It’s am homage to The Beastie Boys…they are reshooting the Sabotage video.
“Is there metal on that bra? Watch this!”
Pictured; The Rock and what appears to be Rosie O’Donnell after having been left in the dryer too long.
I still think she and Miss Piggy were separated at birth.
They have the same furry heads.
Wait…what??
I’m pretty sure this is the only time she’s only had one boy inside her at a time.
Boxed eyelashes….yay!!
My god her feet are huge
Is that Herman Munster?
She’s already wearing the Jessica Simpson Full Term line. Where do you go from there for the next six months?
Looks like he just saw Snooki coming.
Her vagina ain’t handicapped.
Try your beast to keep your pregnancy boobs.
It’s raping time!
I want to wreck that body. Wrap those duck lips around my cock and just keep pounding.
Someone’s getting a reach around from Rosie.
Amazingly beautiful woman. John Legend is a lucky bastard. Supremely talented and fucking her? He’s got it made.
The scarf tucked under your vest? That is epic douchebaggery.
It’s so good to see Cheri Oteri again. Very funny woman. She looks good.
What the hell are you talking about?! Katie looks gorgeous!!
Oh Janice…you so pritty. You have boyfriend? Long nail make easy for you to get boyfriend!
daaaaamn. so sexxxy !!
Honey, it gon’ take more than a tablecloth and your man’s cheetah print banana hammock to look important.
Botox and breast implants – making America’s burlap sacks look like humans.
Thank God for this picture, she just scored the role of Joker in the next Batman movie
Why’s everyone Kardashian-ing?
Show me the roaches little man!!
How could her legs look so different after having a baby or maybe Tom should loosen his thigh grip because its beginning to show!
Ummm WHY?!
Herman Munster had an affair with Maria Shriver’s maid long before Arnold…this is the proof.
Georgia Salpa launching her line of fake body and personality in Dublin.