The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.31.12

May 31st, 2012 // 394 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where this Janice Dickinson pic says to Zhang Ziyi, “Well, it could have been worse.” We’ve also got the all-natural beauty of Lisa Rin–AHH!, Jon Stewart accidentally seeing into Jason Segel‘s dressing room at the Sesame Workshop, and Michael Fassbender going full Jude Law.

T. Howe Vagslayer III, Esq. always leaves room for dessert. Ladies?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Joe Francis
    Urvag
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    Looks like he was offering free tokens again at his local Chuckie Cheese….how old is this chick???? 12?

  2. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
    mrsmass
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    a trip to Gap Maternity would do this thing a world of good.

  3. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
    just here for the laughs
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    “Fake boobs sold separately”

  4. Lisa Rinna Cleavage Yoga Pants Collagen Lips
    little turtle head
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    When did Lisa rinna turn into bethanny frankel?

  5. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
    suckmyladydick
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    and suddenly those appocalypse 2012 believer nutbags don’t seem so crazy. I guess this is what the Mayans foresaw…

    I’d stop documenting time too if I had a vision that one day centuries from now a creature this vile would not only exist, but manage to reproduce. Sorry Earth you had a good run, you survived the plague that is humanity for much longer than anyone would have expected, but you are no match for THE SNOOK-BAYBAH!

  6. The Rock Baseball Bat Midget
    The joaker
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    It looks like walking tall but less gay

  7. The Rock Baseball Bat Midget
    HollyK
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    They shrunk Ricky Gervais! Damn that Willow, I knew he was up to no good.

  8. Joe Francis
    HollyK
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    That awkward moment when Joe Francis finds your penis.

  9. Joe Francis
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    Girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money…

  10. Jon Stewart Sesame Workshop
    Butt McNugget
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    Ever hang out with muppets?…. On Weed!

  11. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
    Erzulie
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    She looks like a disco gypsy

  12. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
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    Snooki want smush smush.

  13. The Rock Baseball Bat Midget
    cc
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    Dwarf tossing was bad enough…now they are throwing them in the air and hitting them with a bat?

  14. Rose McGowan Cleavage Yoga Pants
    cc
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    Janice Dickinson is a virus, apparently.

  15. Jon Stewart Sesame Workshop
    cc
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    There’s one individual in this pic who is a strange color.

  16. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage
    cc
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    I’d make a meal of her.

  17. Michael Fassbender Beard
    cc
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    Sir, please fart on this photograph.

  18. Joaquin Phoenix Moustache
    cc
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    It’s am homage to The Beastie Boys…they are reshooting the Sabotage video.

  19. Michael Fassbender Beard
    journalschism
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    “Is there metal on that bra? Watch this!”

  20. The Rock Baseball Bat Midget
    FattyMcGee
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    Pictured; The Rock and what appears to be Rosie O’Donnell after having been left in the dryer too long.

  21. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
    Stealth
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    I still think she and Miss Piggy were separated at birth.

  22. Jon Stewart Sesame Workshop
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    They have the same furry heads.

  23. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
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    Wait…what??

  24. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
    hbw
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    I’m pretty sure this is the only time she’s only had one boy inside her at a time.

  25. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
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    Boxed eyelashes….yay!!

  26. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
    Another_Mike
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    My god her feet are huge

  27. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
    electrcguy
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    Is that Herman Munster?

  28. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
    Ols
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    She’s already wearing the Jessica Simpson Full Term line. Where do you go from there for the next six months?

  29. The Rock Baseball Bat Midget
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    Looks like he just saw Snooki coming.

  30. Robert Pattinson
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    Her vagina ain’t handicapped.

  31. Hilary Duff Yoga Pants
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    Try your beast to keep your pregnancy boobs.

  32. Joe Francis
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    It’s raping time!

  33. Rose McGowan Cleavage Yoga Pants
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    I want to wreck that body. Wrap those duck lips around my cock and just keep pounding.

  34. Jon Stewart Sesame Workshop
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    Someone’s getting a reach around from Rosie.

  35. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage
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    Amazingly beautiful woman. John Legend is a lucky bastard. Supremely talented and fucking her? He’s got it made.

  36. Joe Manganiello Scarf Vest True Blood Premiere
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    The scarf tucked under your vest? That is epic douchebaggery.

  37. Paul Reubens Cheri Oteri True Blood Premiere
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    It’s so good to see Cheri Oteri again. Very funny woman. She looks good.

  38. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Suri Cruise
    OD
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    What the hell are you talking about?! Katie looks gorgeous!!

  39. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
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    Oh Janice…you so pritty. You have boyfriend? Long nail make easy for you to get boyfriend!

  40. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
    anonym
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    daaaaamn. so sexxxy !!

  41. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
    Pink Slime
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    Honey, it gon’ take more than a tablecloth and your man’s cheetah print banana hammock to look important.

  42. Lisa Rinna Cleavage Yoga Pants Collagen Lips
    Pink Slime
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    Botox and breast implants – making America’s burlap sacks look like humans.

  43. Lisa Rinna Cleavage Yoga Pants Collagen Lips
    JANE
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    Thank God for this picture, she just scored the role of Joker in the next Batman movie

  44. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
    your dad
    Commented on this photo:

    Why’s everyone Kardashian-ing?

  45. The Rock Baseball Bat Midget
    squishy
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    Show me the roaches little man!!

  46. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Suri Cruise
    squishy
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    How could her legs look so different after having a baby or maybe Tom should loosen his thigh grip because its beginning to show!

  47. Paul Reubens Cheri Oteri True Blood Premiere
    squishy
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    Ummm WHY?!

  48. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
    Mo Nikita
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    Herman Munster had an affair with Maria Shriver’s maid long before Arnold…this is the proof.

  49. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
    Mo Nikita
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    Georgia Salpa launching her line of fake body and personality in Dublin.

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