The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.31.12

May 31st, 2012 // 394 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where this Janice Dickinson pic says to Zhang Ziyi, “Well, it could have been worse.” We’ve also got the all-natural beauty of Lisa Rin–AHH!, Jon Stewart accidentally seeing into Jason Segel‘s dressing room at the Sesame Workshop, and Michael Fassbender going full Jude Law.

T. Howe Vagslayer III, Esq. always leaves room for dessert. Ladies?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Hilary Duff Yoga Pants
    dooood
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    she’s really cute as a milf

  2. Terrence Howard Greasy Hair Styrofoam Container
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    I knew Billy Dee Williams, Billy Dee Williams was a friend of mine. Sir, you’re no Billy Dee Williams.

  3. Ashton Kutcher
    dooood
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    great stuff guys!
    the comments make it almost worth seeing this super duche

  4. Joe Manganiello Scarf Vest True Blood Premiere
    lol
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    Still hot.

  5. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
    Quijibo
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    Nice shoes, asshole.

  6. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
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    Somehow a teepee seems perfect

  7. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
    EricLr
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    It takes a whole team just to get through the scales.

  8. Hilary Duff Yoga Pants
    Quijibo
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    Is she pregnant again already?

  9. Ashton Kutcher
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    Can you still hear the screams, Clarice?

  10. Jon Stewart Sesame Workshop
    EricLr
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    Elmo better than your current shit writers.

  11. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
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    Just wondering – who does pedicures in Thailand?

  12. Joe Manganiello Scarf Vest True Blood Premiere
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    A scarf UNDER a vest. Ashton, are you watching this?

  13. Joe Francis
    dooood
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    cmon guys, he served his time. payed his debt to society.
    don’t you think he deserves…… pffffffft hahahahaha

  14. Joe Manganiello Scarf Vest True Blood Premiere
    EricLr
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    Well, at least one celebrity paid tribute to Robin Gibb.

  15. Paul Reubens Cheri Oteri True Blood Premiere
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    Those brine face masks are working out well for Cheri

  16. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
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    she carryin that kid in her tits or what?

  17. Paul Reubens Cheri Oteri True Blood Premiere
    EricLr
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    Are they a thing now? Because I *really* don’t want to think about those kids.

  18. Mark Wahlberg Crotch Grab Pain And Gain
    Mike701
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    Lindsay Lohan? What was I thinking? scratch..scratch..scratch

  19. Terrence Howard Greasy Hair Styrofoam Container
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    “$8.00 – Supercuts. Not bad, right?”

  20. Mark Wahlberg Crotch Grab Pain And Gain
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    it’s still heah, bahely.

  21. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
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    Because that’s what the Irish need – fake eyelashes.

  22. Joaquin Phoenix Moustache
    EricLr
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    Him, Zach Galifianakis, one room, one knife on the floor.

  23. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Suri Cruise
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    Tom Cruise sucked all the beautiful from her.

  24. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
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    And so it begins…

  25. Mark Wahlberg Crotch Grab Pain And Gain
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    Mark, you know that make cremes for that.

  26. Joe Francis
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    him: du-uh groping is fun
    her: this old prick better have a shit load of cash

  27. Rose McGowan Cleavage Yoga Pants
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I can buy the story about the glasses but what was a duck doing in the car ?

  28. Hilary Duff Yoga Pants
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    Poor Hilary. Jessica gets 4 million for Weight Watchers. I guess you weren’t as big a star as you thought you were.

  29. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
    Ellen Cormier
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    such a old, saggy used up bitch.

  30. Jon Stewart Sesame Workshop
    dooood
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    elmo is a fucking anoying little piece of shit. god damn idiot kids today.
    why the hell did jim henson have to sell all his creative property to disney before dying of a treatable illness?
    give me grover, cookie monster, oscar the grouch, the count, and kermit the frog sesame street news any day.

    one two three FOUR five six seven eight NINE ten eleven twelve!
    doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo…….

    TWELVE!!!!

  31. Terrence Howard Greasy Hair Styrofoam Container
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    y’all so jelly! He may be a d-bag, I don’t know, but dude is handsome.

  32. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
    theoriginal LJ
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    When I first glanced at this picture, I immediately thought that this is what Ron Jeremy must look like in drag. Then I realized it was Snooki.

  33. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Suri Cruise
    kimmykimkim
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    Holy denim skirt. Why?

  34. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
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    He look it’s a Kardashamoo!

  35. Jon Stewart Sesame Workshop
    Say What
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    “OW! For the last time, I AM NOT A PUPPET!”

  36. Paul Reubens Cheri Oteri True Blood Premiere
    dooood
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    wonder what the hell she’s been up to. what’s the last thing she was in? scary movie (1) in 2000?
    she was one of the funnier cast members. surprised she didn’t come back when will ferrel hosted. she was cute as that cheerleader.

  37. Mark Wahlberg Crotch Grab Pain And Gain
    kec232
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    I guess Afrojack wasn’t the only one banging Paris.

  38. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
    theoriginal LJ
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    She could pass as an attractive version of Kim Kardashian.

  39. Michael Fassbender Beard
    dooood
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    hey! i shot you! that means your dead!
    you have to lie down and be dead now!

  40. Ashton Kutcher
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    In extreme cases the body may even reject the brain

  41. Hilary Duff Yoga Pants
    JPC
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    Yep…..that baby ruined her. We will never again see “reasonably-attractive Duff.”

  42. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Suri Cruise
    JustWondering
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    I don’t get it. Nicole Kidman always dresses up, and this one looks like she just had a hard night at the trailer park.

  43. Robert Pattinson
    Frank Burns
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    “Ha, its the chick from that movie Russell Brand showed me.”

  44. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
    SOB
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    someone went a little overboard with the implants …

  45. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Suri Cruise
    SOB
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    Saddle bags are all the rage

  46. Rose McGowan Cleavage Yoga Pants
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    Say what you will about her but she was in a car wreck, what the hell is Shannen Doherty’s excuse?

  47. The Rock Baseball Bat Midget
    R.
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    Can you smell?! ‘Cause the Rock is cooking!!

  48. Paul Reubens Cheri Oteri True Blood Premiere
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    People know that you don’t HAVE to leave SNL, right?

  49. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
    R.
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    I say sweatshop.

  50. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
    SOB
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    I shudder thinking about the “view” the one giving the pedicure has …. “do not look up, do not look up .. “

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