Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where this Janice Dickinson pic says to Zhang Ziyi, “Well, it could have been worse.” We’ve also got the all-natural beauty of Lisa Rin–AHH!, Jon Stewart accidentally seeing into Jason Segel‘s dressing room at the Sesame Workshop, and Michael Fassbender going full Jude Law.
T. Howe Vagslayer III, Esq. always leaves room for dessert. Ladies?
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I seem to recall the scars from this woman’s boob job were so bad the pedicurist probably has to work around them.
Love that Joker!
It’s more like, “I bet you’re wondering how I got these scars….”
Love that Yoga!
Wait’ll they get a load of me! *heavynosebreathing*
You mean this isn’t from the next “Twins” movie?
I look forward to the launch of her next line of fake accessories.
i’d launch some shit all over her fake accessories.
There’s a prize if you can blast them clean off.
She’s already putting out her fake tits.
Well of course you let the scarf hang out the bottom of the vest. Tucking it in your pants would just be stupid.
He appears to have a Situation…for a face.
Joe: “If your eyes were two inches farther apart these paps would think I’m dating Amanda Seyfried.”
German handshake?
They’re all soft in the head
She looks like Kim Kardashian but with only 5 percent of the ass.
I think her hips are sliding down her legs.
Yeah, that’s like when you get your Barbie doll and twist her legs around so that they are facing as far as possible in the wrong direction.
Maybe that was just me.
YES!!!
LOL
TOO FREAKIN FUNNY
somethin ain’t right. i’m not just talkin bout scientology.
Pull your fucking pants up shithead!
Wishes now she’d stayed in school… or even back in the strip club
These people come here to try and have a better life and the USA treats them like this.
For shame…for shame.
Is she MC GOWAN to the plastic surgeon? (I got nothin)
I was pleased with it. :D
Crouching Janice, Hidden Titwreck
Thanks Fish, I nearly had forgotten this thing existed.
I always suspected Terrence would have the reflection of a white guy in an Izod.
i’m not afraid of the easy joke, but yeah, even mcbeef has standards on how low he will go.
I say this with complete sincerity…
If I saw Joe Francis bleeding in the street, I would jam aspirin down his throat to see if I could get him to bleed out just a bit faster.
Video tape the thing so we can burn it to DVD and sell em for loads of cash!
“Douches Gone Dead”
Jon Stewart discovering that the “full Muppet experience” he requested includes the arm.
After being recommended by Travolta.
Just the idea of the Rock with a bat and a purple mowhawked midget at my door made me pee my pants.
The Rock’s character just found out that he isn’t really an oompa loompa; he was adopted.
Every one in this picture has a hand up its ass that makes it talk.
my boyfriend takes advantage of drunk college chicks, but he drives a bentley sooooooo…..
What’d you say? Your mouth still works?
“This is my version of “The Scream” …..I call it “Ghostface Douchebag”"
Interesting fact: Some of the most successful product launches happen from an apartment balcony in a shitty part of Dublin.
Hmmm…there’s a movie I’ll never see.
A-Rod strikes again…
Mmmmmm Dufffff
Is it just me, or is she built like a minotaur?
I don’t always wear scarves, but when I do, I wear them so they make theater curtains for my dick.
seriously i rarely laugh at these idiots comments on here but you sir are pretty F Funny that made my night
It’s like he’s Santa’s bouncer.
Michael is a fast bender.
i was going why did they repost a pic from a few weeks ago. then i saw the date. looks like the old McGowan we all loved and drooled over from the neck down.
Tired of hearing how much better Charlie Sheen was?
Elmo is pissed at his stylist.
Why is she still wearing those boots? They obviously hate her and her legs.
He thinks he’s David Beckham!
Another successful shopping trip to Whores-R-Us.
“Your photos are ready!”
I can’t be the only one who’d like to tap that.
“He says you left him a little short”
“Holy Yogamats Batman, it’s the Joker in spandex!”
Suri’s first writing project in school:
“Momies being helld hostege.”
or “Mommy’s Big Escape Plan”
- hold on to dirty clothes for a month
- hide in the dirty laundry basket
- wait for the laundry truck to come
- freedom
Oh, no, sweetie. Not even if I were straight.
She should probably get that face to the ER.
STAT
If this one burns all the way down he really is an idiot