The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.31.12

May 31st, 2012 // 394 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where this Janice Dickinson pic says to Zhang Ziyi, “Well, it could have been worse.” We’ve also got the all-natural beauty of Lisa Rin–AHH!, Jon Stewart accidentally seeing into Jason Segel‘s dressing room at the Sesame Workshop, and Michael Fassbender going full Jude Law.

T. Howe Vagslayer III, Esq. always leaves room for dessert. Ladies?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
    Dick Hell
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    I seem to recall the scars from this woman’s boob job were so bad the pedicurist probably has to work around them.

  2. Lisa Rinna Cleavage Yoga Pants Collagen Lips
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    Love that Joker!

  3. The Rock Baseball Bat Midget
    Crissy
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    You mean this isn’t from the next “Twins” movie?

  4. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
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    I look forward to the launch of her next line of fake accessories.

  5. Joe Manganiello Scarf Vest True Blood Premiere
    I'mCool
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    Well of course you let the scarf hang out the bottom of the vest. Tucking it in your pants would just be stupid.

  6. Mark Wahlberg Crotch Grab Pain And Gain
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    He appears to have a Situation…for a face.

  7. Joe Francis
    Dick Hell
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    Joe: “If your eyes were two inches farther apart these paps would think I’m dating Amanda Seyfried.”

  8. Hilary Duff Yoga Pants
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    German handshake?

  9. Jon Stewart Sesame Workshop
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    They’re all soft in the head

  10. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
    Lemmiwinks
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    She looks like Kim Kardashian but with only 5 percent of the ass.

  11. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Suri Cruise
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    I think her hips are sliding down her legs.

  12. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Suri Cruise
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    somethin ain’t right. i’m not just talkin bout scientology.

  13. Ashton Kutcher
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    Pull your fucking pants up shithead!

  14. Joe Francis
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Wishes now she’d stayed in school… or even back in the strip club

  15. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
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    These people come here to try and have a better life and the USA treats them like this.

    For shame…for shame.

  16. Rose McGowan Cleavage Yoga Pants
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Is she MC GOWAN to the plastic surgeon? (I got nothin)

  17. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
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    Crouching Janice, Hidden Titwreck

  18. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
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    Thanks Fish, I nearly had forgotten this thing existed.

  19. Terrence Howard Greasy Hair Styrofoam Container
    I'mCool
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    I always suspected Terrence would have the reflection of a white guy in an Izod.

  20. Robert Pattinson
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    i’m not afraid of the easy joke, but yeah, even mcbeef has standards on how low he will go.

  21. Joe Francis
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    I say this with complete sincerity…

    If I saw Joe Francis bleeding in the street, I would jam aspirin down his throat to see if I could get him to bleed out just a bit faster.

  22. Jon Stewart Sesame Workshop
    Frank Burns
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    Jon Stewart discovering that the “full Muppet experience” he requested includes the arm.

  23. The Rock Baseball Bat Midget
    j/k
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    Just the idea of the Rock with a bat and a purple mowhawked midget at my door made me pee my pants.

  24. The Rock Baseball Bat Midget
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    The Rock’s character just found out that he isn’t really an oompa loompa; he was adopted.

  25. Jon Stewart Sesame Workshop
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    Every one in this picture has a hand up its ass that makes it talk.

  26. Joe Francis
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    my boyfriend takes advantage of drunk college chicks, but he drives a bentley sooooooo…..

  27. Robert Pattinson
    j/k
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    What’d you say? Your mouth still works?

  28. Ashton Kutcher
    Ebdeluxe
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    “This is my version of “The Scream” …..I call it “Ghostface Douchebag”"

  29. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
    I'mCool
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    Interesting fact: Some of the most successful product launches happen from an apartment balcony in a shitty part of Dublin.

  30. Joaquin Phoenix Moustache
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    Hmmm…there’s a movie I’ll never see.

  31. Lisa Rinna Cleavage Yoga Pants Collagen Lips
    j/k
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    A-Rod strikes again…

  32. Hilary Duff Yoga Pants
    Homer Simpson
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    Mmmmmm Dufffff

  33. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Suri Cruise
    Doctor_Joystick
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    Is it just me, or is she built like a minotaur?

  34. Joe Manganiello Scarf Vest True Blood Premiere
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    I don’t always wear scarves, but when I do, I wear them so they make theater curtains for my dick.

    • the man

      seriously i rarely laugh at these idiots comments on here but you sir are pretty F Funny that made my night

  35. The Rock Baseball Bat Midget
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    It’s like he’s Santa’s bouncer.

  36. Michael Fassbender Beard
    Homer Simpson
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    Michael is a fast bender.

  37. Rose McGowan Cleavage Yoga Pants
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    i was going why did they repost a pic from a few weeks ago. then i saw the date. looks like the old McGowan we all loved and drooled over from the neck down.

  38. Ashton Kutcher
    j/k
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    Tired of hearing how much better Charlie Sheen was?

  39. Jon Stewart Sesame Workshop
    j/k
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    Elmo is pissed at his stylist.

  40. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Suri Cruise
    Grace
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    Why is she still wearing those boots? They obviously hate her and her legs.

  41. Mark Wahlberg Crotch Grab Pain And Gain
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    He thinks he’s David Beckham!

  42. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
    EricLr
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    Another successful shopping trip to Whores-R-Us.

  43. Michael Fassbender Beard
    Cookie
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    “Your photos are ready!”

  44. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
    Animal
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    I can’t be the only one who’d like to tap that.

  45. The Rock Baseball Bat Midget
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “He says you left him a little short”

  46. Lisa Rinna Cleavage Yoga Pants Collagen Lips
    rican
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    “Holy Yogamats Batman, it’s the Joker in spandex!”

  47. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Suri Cruise
    EricLr
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    Suri’s first writing project in school:

    “Momies being helld hostege.”

    • or “Mommy’s Big Escape Plan”
      - hold on to dirty clothes for a month
      - hide in the dirty laundry basket
      - wait for the laundry truck to come
      - freedom

  48. Robert Pattinson
    EricLr
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    Oh, no, sweetie. Not even if I were straight.

  49. Lisa Rinna Cleavage Yoga Pants Collagen Lips
    EricLr
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    She should probably get that face to the ER.

  50. Joaquin Phoenix Moustache
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    If this one burns all the way down he really is an idiot

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