The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.30.13

May 30th, 2013 // 367 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that’s pretty much just every douchebag at the ‘After Earth’ premiere bookended with Kelly Brook. So, consider it a shit sandwich, but one you’re totally still going to eat because the bread has giant tits.

Fun Fact: “Shit Sandwich” also perfectly describes this photo,

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  1. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant
    Commented on this photo:

    “I just hope when I give birth the baby is definitely mine.”

  2. Will Smith Bright Red Suit Play Punching Jaden Smith After Earth Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    “Listen, Jaden, you ain’t no gangsta and that jacket you’re wearing cost $1800. Now pull your fucking pants up or I’ll bust open your head…Oh, and get your goddamn hair cut and quit breathing with your mouth open!”

  3. Leonardo DiCaprio Hoodie Sunglasses Bodyguard
    IronGirl
    Commented on this photo:

    Let me get this straight: if Leo is Desmond Miles, the descendant of many generations of assassins, then the real Pieces of Heaven must be hidden inside models’ coochies, and he must bang them until he finds all the pieces? Yup, sounds about right.

  4. Cher Huge Leather Belt Strange Clothes
    IronGirl
    Commented on this photo:

    “From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you… until that bitch Cher decided to follow her dreams of fame or whatever.”

  5. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Minidress
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    I don’t care if her ass is fake. Her tits are real!

  6. Eliza Doolittle Butt Tight Pantssuit Esquire Summer Party
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    Eliza Doolittle? I hear ya. She doesn’t do much for me either.

  7. 50 Cent After Earth Premiere
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    “Not only was that movie the shits, but that popcorn tasted like Will Smith’s asshole.”

  8. Stephen Baldwin Hailee Baldwin Guy Grabbing Her Ass After Earth Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    The correct Final Jeopardy question is: What do you get if you put a Bible-thumping psychopath, a beautiful blonde with million-dollar legs, and a nobody in the same photo?

  9. Boris Johnson Shane Warne Oval Cricket Stadium
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    Without the caption, I would have read this as Gary Busey attempting to hit a cricket ball thrown by Kevin Costner, while a crowd of children led by Elijah Wood look on.

  10. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Copious’ comes to mind.

  11. M Night Shyamalan Touching Bruce Willis Face After Earth Premiere
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hang on, lemme me just measure your chin. No, no, problem, just curious.”

  12. Salma Hayek Butt Tight Jeans Patent Leather Boots
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d change this outfit up a bit. Remove the shirt, the bra, the pants, the underwear, and the purse. Keep the boots.

  13. Eliza Doolittle Butt Tight Pantssuit Esquire Summer Party
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    That outfit does little for me.

  14. Will Smith Bright Red Suit Play Punching Jaden Smith After Earth Premiere
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    It’s official, that kid can make no other facial expression.

  15. Demi Lovato Double Chin Signing Autographs BBC Radio 1
    me
    Commented on this photo:

    Groovy Baby! I’m back as a woman!

  16. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    bill
    Commented on this photo:

    Kelly Brook’s tits are one of Plato’s transcendental forms. Utterly perfect.

  17. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Minidress
    Nik
    Commented on this photo:

    Actually when you cant see her face shes kinda attractive.

  18. Katherine Heigl Screaming
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    “Gesundheit”

  19. Reese Witherspoon Jogging With Trainer
    sweetlips
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice FUPA

  20. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant
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    “Bitch need to be doin’ some crunches.”

  21. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    For some reason, I have “Islands in the Stream” stuck in my head now.

  22. Will Smith Bright Red Suit Play Punching Jaden Smith After Earth Premiere
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    If you told me that you Photoshopped the drool out of this photo, i would totally believe you.

  23. Jason Segel Scruffy Beard Riding Scooter
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    Meh. I’d go for a guy on one of these than some arrogant fuckwit in a giant SUV or cockpensation sports car any day. Better for the environment and convenient as hell. They were everywhere in Japan, it wasn’t a big deal at all.

    The *only* reason it’s an issue here is because guys are too busy holding their dicks and looking in the mirror, worrying about if they look macho enough.

    Points for him for not giving a fuck.

  24. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    MJatFolly
    Commented on this photo:

    What ever happened to maternity clothes?

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