The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.30.13

May 30th, 2013 // 367 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that’s pretty much just every douchebag at the ‘After Earth’ premiere bookended with Kelly Brook. So, consider it a shit sandwich, but one you’re totally still going to eat because the bread has giant tits.

Fun Fact: “Shit Sandwich” also perfectly describes this photo,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Stephen Baldwin Hailee Baldwin Guy Grabbing Her Ass After Earth Premiere
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    Wow, she’s beautiful. Step aside, Ireland.

  2. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    Why do you torture me like this?

  3. Reese Witherspoon Jogging With Trainer
    CrashHell
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    I don’t know who she is.

  4. Leonardo DiCaprio Hoodie Sunglasses Bodyguard
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    “Someone has been killing our lieutenants, one by one. Word was that Ezio was again behind this, but I just heard from an informant that the true assassin’s name is Leonardo. Leonardo Diaarhahghahg…”

  5. Katherine Heigl Screaming
    BP
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    Momma, I ain’t had a good movie since “Knocked Up”!

  6. Maria Menounos Butt Short Shorts
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    He’s uncertain about the greatest opportunity of his life. Damnit! Do it, man! Do it!

  7. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    BP
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    She can replace Brin Urlacher……

  8. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    BP
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    She can replace Brian Urlacher…….

  9. Cher Huge Leather Belt Strange Clothes
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    Santa’s belt is in this year. At least, that’s the word from the Pole.

  10. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    BP
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    More like “Busty Phillips”

  11. Boris Johnson Shane Warne Oval Cricket Stadium
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    Sadly, six children died in the aftermath. God speed, little sires of England. God speed.

  12. Boris Johnson Shane Warne Oval Cricket Stadium
    Eric
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    Donald Trump vs. John Edwards, playing cricket for dummies

  13. Will Smith Bright Red Suit Play Punching Jaden Smith After Earth Premiere
    MFer
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    If that dumb ass kid keeps making that stupid expression, he’s going to have more permanent lines on his forehead than Danny Trejo has on his entire face.

  14. Jared Leto Long Hair Male Companion Esquire Summer Party
    ksmack
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    Coke jaw.

  15. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    DEEEEEEAAAAAAMN!!!!

  16. Cher Huge Leather Belt Strange Clothes
    BP
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    Is she the old guy in the Western clothes and f cked up hat that always has front row seats at all of the NBA Playoff games….

  17. Ryan Lochte Rejected Pound In Pool 50th Annual Mel Zajac Jr International
    D Duke
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    “I heard you people couldn’t swim! Gimme sum!”

  18. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant
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    So this is how Jabba met his tiny little laughing friend. I always wanted to have that backstory.

  19. Boris Johnson Shane Warne Oval Cricket Stadium
    BP
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    Don’t they know about the “Black Mayor Rule” over there in England and Canada, WTF!

  20. Jason Segel Scruffy Beard Riding Scooter
    BP
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    What a loser, he should be drving a Ferrari!

  21. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    warmbodies
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    Best be getting Busy on a treadmill fatbody!

  22. Russell Simmons Hana Nitsche After Earth Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Someone step up and google her name.
    Physical therapist? Interior designer?
    See if she posts her hourly rates.

  23. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Minidress
    BP
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    It’s pretty disgusting that she is now the hottest Kardashian!

  24. Reese Witherspoon Jogging With Trainer
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    And so now she’s officially off the MILF list.

  25. Jared Leto Long Hair Male Companion Esquire Summer Party
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    “Let’s go get some bitches, Neil Diamond Jr.”

  26. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Minidress
    whatsthatsmell
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    There’s a fart from Monday that has almost made its way out.

  27. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    She looks so….buoyant here

  28. Jared Leto Long Hair Male Companion Esquire Summer Party
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    Vulcans in street clothes always make me laugh.

  29. Demi Lovato Double Chin Signing Autographs BBC Radio 1
    Cock Dr
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    I don’t often advocate plastic surgery but she is awfully young to have such fat jowls.

  30. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    “Hey! Hello in there! Hey! What’s so important? What you got here that’s worth living for?”

    “perrrrfeeect tiiiiiitssss.”

  31. Ryan Lochte Rejected Pound In Pool 50th Annual Mel Zajac Jr International
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    And so “Little Boots” shows us his water dance.

  32. Will Smith Bright Red Suit Play Punching Jaden Smith After Earth Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    Jaden be all like, “Parents just don’t understand.”

  33. Katherine Heigl Screaming
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    “I hate to break it to you, but the test results came in. You are in fact Katherine Heigl.”
    “NOOOOOOOOOO…!!!

  34. Katherine Heigl Screaming
    JosephusBlow
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    So Amanda said you’re ugly? When she throws that around like she does she has to be right some of the time.

  35. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Minidress
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    Ewwwww. That is all.

  36. M Night Shyamalan Touching Bruce Willis Face After Earth Premiere
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    “Man I’ve missed you! Remember when we did a movie together that made money?”

  37. Reese Witherspoon Jogging With Trainer
    Cock Dr
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    Fitness does not automatically = glamour

  38. Reese Witherspoon Jogging With Trainer
    catapostrophe
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    Noseholes McGee in Brentwood. (May 29, 2013)

  39. M Night Shyamalan Touching Bruce Willis Face After Earth Premiere
    JosephusBlow
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    “You may think I’m joking but seriously Bruce, stop having children. You’re scaring people.”

  40. Maria Menounos Butt Short Shorts
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    Gently… gently… Menounos’ are known to spook easily.

  41. Ryan Lochte Rejected Pound In Pool 50th Annual Mel Zajac Jr International
    queefie
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    “It’s cool to do this now! I mean, no more separate drinking fountains, right??”

  42. M Night Shyamalan Touching Bruce Willis Face After Earth Premiere
    angerinside
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    “Two more Die Hards and you’ll be begging ME to make a movie with you AAAHAHAHAHAH>”

  43. Cher Huge Leather Belt Strange Clothes
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    “It’s cowboy! Cowboy!”
    “Hey, you gotta wear watchu dig, man.”

  44. Boris Johnson Shane Warne Oval Cricket Stadium
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    Great, they’ve managed to make Cricket look gayer.

  45. Cher Huge Leather Belt Strange Clothes
    angerinside
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    Joey Ramone and Jani Lane??

  46. Salma Hayek Butt Tight Jeans Patent Leather Boots
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    This woman is dating a billionaire because he’s a billionaire. Anyone who says money can’t buy you happiness is a shit head. Or poor. Or, in my case, both.

  47. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Sometimes it is the greatest to have personal floatation devices with you at all times.

  48. Salma Hayek Butt Tight Jeans Patent Leather Boots
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    And a nice tush, too. I guess, if that’s really her.

  49. Jason Segel Scruffy Beard Riding Scooter
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    Dear Lord! This guy must really hate pussy!

  50. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Minidress
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    Why can I smell here through the screen?!

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