The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.30.13

May 30th, 2013 // 367 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that’s pretty much just every douchebag at the ‘After Earth’ premiere bookended with Kelly Brook. So, consider it a shit sandwich, but one you’re totally still going to eat because the bread has giant tits.

Fun Fact: “Shit Sandwich” also perfectly describes this photo,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. M Night Shyamalan Touching Bruce Willis Face After Earth Premiere
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    M. Night: “I haven’t made anything worth watching in years”
    Bruce: “I know.”

  2. Will Smith Bright Red Suit Play Punching Jaden Smith After Earth Premiere
    Batu Khan
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    Just how much drug was in the parents’ system when they made this kid?! Can’t remember a single photo where he doesn’t look retarded.

  3. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    Professional baby maker. Her vagina is probably a conveyor belt and the just slide out by now.

  4. Will Smith Bright Red Suit Play Punching Jaden Smith After Earth Premiere
    AngryUnicorn54
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    Will Smith consoles his son after Jaden learns that his mother has a penis.

  5. Jason Segel Scruffy Beard Riding Scooter
    Batu Khan
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    He really needs to stop this. His image can’t take any more hits.

  6. Leonardo DiCaprio Hoodie Sunglasses Bodyguard
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    I knew Leo was one of the Templars! He’s about to stab that guy in the throat with his hidden wrist blade.

  7. Ryan Lochte Rejected Pound In Pool 50th Annual Mel Zajac Jr International
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    “Fist bump!! you people do that, right?”

  8. Leonardo DiCaprio Hoodie Sunglasses Bodyguard
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    Leonardo DiCaprio stars in the untitled Ted Kaczynski biopic.

  9. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    AngryUnicorn54
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    Swear to God I thought that was Jessica Simpson. So is Busy or Jessica more offended by that?

  10. Maria Menounos Butt Short Shorts
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    Reach out and touch it, dude. We know you want to.

  11. Katherine Heigl Screaming
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    Waiter: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we’re all out of cheesecake with fresh strawberries and creme fraiche”

    Katherine: “WHY WAS I EVEN BORN!!!!”

  12. Ryan Lochte Rejected Pound In Pool 50th Annual Mel Zajac Jr International
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She hasn’t been this upset since the time she ran into Chris Brown at the beach.

  13. 50 Cent After Earth Premiere
    Batu Khan
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    He looks pissed. Must be an after-movie shot.

  14. Cher Huge Leather Belt Strange Clothes
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    How old is this fucking woman? Is she the last immortal?

  15. M Night Shyamalan Touching Bruce Willis Face After Earth Premiere
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    “Bruce, I’ll let you in on the biggest twist of all…I was never any good”

  16. Salma Hayek Butt Tight Jeans Patent Leather Boots
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    I have been asking her for nearly twenty years to sit on my face. Does she listen? No.

  17. Reese Witherspoon Jogging With Trainer
    Batu Khan
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    Why is she jogging with Iggy Pop?

  18. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    We get it, you’re pregnant! Why does she have to rub it in our faces like this instead of hiding her shame properly and being shipped off to live with an aunt while telling everyone her husband was killed in the war.

  19. Jared Leto Long Hair Male Companion Esquire Summer Party
    Batu Khan
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    - I told you. We talk about it when we get home.
    - You always say that. But we never do.

  20. M Night Shyamalan Touching Bruce Willis Face After Earth Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    How could a face like this be the father of those monsters?

  21. Maria Menounos Butt Short Shorts
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    “what’s wrong with this TV? All the channels are this same fruit show”

  22. Cher Huge Leather Belt Strange Clothes
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    If she could turn back time…she’d have done it already.

  23. Will Smith Bright Red Suit Play Punching Jaden Smith After Earth Premiere
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    He always has that asshole look on his fucking face. If you don’t want to hit him Will, I’ll do it.

  24. Demi Lovato Double Chin Signing Autographs BBC Radio 1
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    On location, filming the Kelly Clarkson biopic.

  25. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    On a scale of 1 to Jessica Simpson, she’s barreling past Kim Kardashian.

  26. Boris Johnson Shane Warne Oval Cricket Stadium
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    Wait, those things aren’t just for spankings during rush week? there’s a game too?

  27. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant
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    Turns out black women’s eyes are very expressive as well.

    If that’s not saying “bitch, you fat”, then I don’t know my black lady looks.

  28. Salma Hayek Butt Tight Jeans Patent Leather Boots
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    God damn! That’s an ass I want to bury my face in. She’s perfect.

  29. Will Smith Bright Red Suit Play Punching Jaden Smith After Earth Premiere
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    “Daddy, what does ‘suckling at your teats’ mean?”

  30. Jason Segel Scruffy Beard Riding Scooter
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    He’s fucked Michelle Williams. He’s got to be doing something right.

  31. Boris Johnson Shane Warne Oval Cricket Stadium
    dontkillthemessenger
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    No matter what happens here, someone is getting balls in the face.

  32. Alfonso Ribeiro Fat Angela Unkrich After Earth Premiere
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    You can bring a ‘Real Doll’ to these things? That’s really going to save Corey Feldman some bucks.

  33. Cher Huge Leather Belt Strange Clothes
    Cock Dr
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    Needs a bigger belt.

  34. Eliza Doolittle Butt Tight Pantssuit Esquire Summer Party
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    Don’t you call me ‘Miss Doolittle’, do ya hear? Eliza’s good enough for me. I’m a good girl, I am!

  35. Leonardo DiCaprio Hoodie Sunglasses Bodyguard
    Anthony
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    Oh you mean the Assassin’s Creed dude, okay.

  36. Ryan Lochte Rejected Pound In Pool 50th Annual Mel Zajac Jr International
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    “Awesome swim! Give Aquaman a fist bump.”
    “Uh, you’re not Aquaman.”
    “Well, my mom says I am. Plus, I swim like a fish, I’m ridiculously fit, and I once had sex with a dolphin. Now, fist bump me!”
    “I’m getting out of the pool.”
    “Whatever. Up, up, and away!”

  37. Russell Simmons Hana Nitsche After Earth Premiere
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    Eastern European whores have names now? Huh, you learn something new everyday.

  38. Will Smith Bright Red Suit Play Punching Jaden Smith After Earth Premiere
    JosephusBlow
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    I hate that kid! I want to hold him down and shave his eyebrows off!

  39. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Minidress
    Anthony
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    I’ve never seen an ass look more fake than this.

  40. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant
    Cock Dr
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    Her face, which used to be somewhat pretty, has been stretched and morphed into a Play-Dough plastic surgery nightmare.
    Everything below is a total write off.
    MOO

  41. Demi Lovato Double Chin Signing Autographs BBC Radio 1
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    She’s transforming into Austin Powers before our very eyes.

  42. Katherine Heigl Screaming
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    “Katherine, your father is dead. He killed himself this morning right after watching One for the Money.”

  43. Alfonso Ribeiro Fat Angela Unkrich After Earth Premiere
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    Why did she decide to wear her curtains to a premier?

  44. 50 Cent After Earth Premiere
    JosephusBlow
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    Poor guy looks like MaryJo Buttafucko.

  45. M Night Shyamalan Touching Bruce Willis Face After Earth Premiere
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    “I see Bruce Willis.”

  46. Salma Hayek Butt Tight Jeans Patent Leather Boots
    Cock Dr
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    That’s Billionaire Booty ….we can look but we ain’t never gonna touch it.

  47. 50 Cent After Earth Premiere
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    Flashbacks of having sex with Chelsea Handler?

  48. Reese Witherspoon Jogging With Trainer
    alex
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    That’s hawt…

  49. Reese Witherspoon Jogging With Trainer
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    Focus on abs, Reese.

  50. Leonardo DiCaprio Hoodie Sunglasses Bodyguard
    JW
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    These are the the Victoria’s Secret Angels that you’re looking for… Move along…

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