The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.29.14

May 29th, 2014 // 425 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which has no breasts in the lead-off spot, so right away you can tell what kind of content day it’s been. Other than JWoww‘s hilariously grotesque face, which we should all agree to freely mock and not give a pregnancy pass to because she’s basically just a garbage patch of leftover human parts, I’m not sure any of these other pics should be in here. Oh wait, is that a terrified Seal screaming like someone put a thumbprint on his Leica while his son laughs in delight? Yep, that goes in.

Oh, oh and a Tom Cruise blow job face, yes! I feel better, I’ve done my job here,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant
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    Not sure why anyone would be surprised. We all knew this was going to happen.

  2. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant
    Beer for thought
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    It’s scarey to think how someones looks can depreciate that quickly…she even changed race for god sakes

  3. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant
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    More chins than a Chinese phonebook:)

  4. Ed Harris Slicked Back Hair Cowboy Boots Jumping Over Porch Railing The Adderall Diaries Set
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    Jesus, isn’t he like 100 now?

  5. John Malkovich Scarf Cuffed Jeans
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    This dude is just fucking awesome.

  6. Lacey Chabert Cleavage The Color Of Rain Premiere
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    Always loved her, she is super cute.

  7. Fat Rob Kardashian Driving
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    In the full picture I am sure the car is listing heavily to the left side.

  8. Zoe Kravitz Nipples Legs Short Shorts
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    This chick had so much potential, just wasted.

  9. Angelina Jolie Brother James Haven Maleficent World Premiere
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    If this guy doesn’t blow little boys, I dont know who does..

  10. David Beckham Dickprint Athletic Shorts Knit Hat
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    (Damn it! It’s a Mario, *again*)

  11. Flo Rida World Music Award On Table Nice Airport
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    “yeah man, de want 15 dollas an hour back home to serve dis shit.”
    “holla!”

  12. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant
    kaycee
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    oh my goodness….just goodness. how does that happen?? i know most are prone to put on some weight during pregnancy but this seems surreal. man. i hope she’s ok.

  13. Lacey Chabert Cleavage The Color Of Rain Premiere
    dennis
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    I remember back in the day she was considered the low rent Jennifer Love Hewitt.

    Funny she’s still in the business and Jennifer Love Hewitt is the one out of it.

  14. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant
    Fancy Face
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    ShamWoww

  15. Seal Terrified Scream On Rollercoaster With Son Henry Disneyland
    MoreMariaNow!!
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    Isnt that his normal face anyway??

  16. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant
    Chaz
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    JRoww

  17. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant
    Drew
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    I thought that was Wayne Newton!

  18. Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Royal Bath & West Show
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    He’ll crow. He’ll fight. He’ll fly. And then… he’ll die.

  19. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant
    DKaps
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    Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!

  20. David Beckham Dickprint Athletic Shorts Knit Hat
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    Did he just steal his balls back from his wife?

  21. John Malkovich Scarf Cuffed Jeans
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    Someone is about to get their ass kicked.

  22. Barbara Walters Crazy Eyes Sesame Workshop 12th Annual Benefit Gala
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    “Wook at what pubwic tewevision is dowing to the chiwdwen!”

  23. Joan Rivers Creepy Tight Face Michigan Avenue Magazine Celebrates Its Women Of Influence May/June Issue Event
    rican
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    I always forget the name of this muppet.

  24. Flo Rida World Music Award On Table Nice Airport
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    “Yo dawg, that’s what they put in your Happy Meal?…That’s racist!”

  25. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant
    cc
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    JWhooooooooooooa

  26. Seal Terrified Scream On Rollercoaster With Son Henry Disneyland
    cc
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    The funny part is that’s the little train that goes through the petting zoo.

  27. Emily Blunt Butt Tight Dress Edge Of Tomorrow NYC Premiere
    cc
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    Nah, I don’t like her accent.

    Ahahahaahahhaa!

  28. Fat Rob Kardashian Driving
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    If his finger still has the special sauce from his Big Mac, he’s eating it!

  29. Ed Harris Slicked Back Hair Cowboy Boots Jumping Over Porch Railing The Adderall Diaries Set
    cc
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    He’s chasing the bully that keeps beating up that kid.

  30. Donald Faison Derpface Cacee Cobb Maleficent World Premiere
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    “Out of my way woman! I see cake!”

  31. Ed Harris Slicked Back Hair Cowboy Boots Jumping Over Porch Railing The Adderall Diaries Set
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    “Uncle Eddie, my dad is home early.”

  32. Angelina Jolie Brother James Haven Maleficent World Premiere
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    Did he and his sister get a 2 for 1 deal on cheek implants?

  33. Joan Rivers Creepy Tight Face Michigan Avenue Magazine Celebrates Its Women Of Influence May/June Issue Event
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    Her gag reflex must be low or she would be dead.

  34. Michelle Rodriguez Drunk Cleavage Yacht South Of France
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    I want her and she doesn’t want anything to do with me. Should I stalk her more?

  35. Tom Cruise Blow Job Face Edge Of Tomorrow NYC Premiere
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    I am ready, bring it.

  36. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant
    Handsome Matt
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    Mickey Rourke in drag?

  37. Lindsay Lohan Nipple No Bra
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    She’ s in London? Wasn’t Miley Cyrus just in London? And also Katy Perry? What do we have against London all of a sudden?

  38. Seal Terrified Scream On Rollercoaster With Son Henry Disneyland
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    “In a world full of people only SOME want to fly … we’re never gonna SURVIIIIIIVE!”

  39. Joan Rivers Creepy Tight Face Michigan Avenue Magazine Celebrates Its Women Of Influence May/June Issue Event
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    My dad has a gnarly set of tools. I can fix it!

  40. Joan Rivers Creepy Tight Face Michigan Avenue Magazine Celebrates Its Women Of Influence May/June Issue Event
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    Marjorie Dursley?

  41. Barbara Walters Crazy Eyes Sesame Workshop 12th Annual Benefit Gala
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    She’s finally found a group where her diction fits in.

  42. Angelina Jolie Brother James Haven Maleficent World Premiere
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    Incestuous nightmare eyes. *shudder*

  43. Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Royal Bath & West Show
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    She came in fifth.

  44. Seal Terrified Scream On Rollercoaster With Son Henry Disneyland
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    “Keep and eye out for geese, son!”

  45. Coco Butt Cleavage String Bikini Licious Line Instagram
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    Don, just call her.

  46. Angelina Jolie Brother James Haven Maleficent World Premiere
    sitsdeep
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    How much you want to bet he thinks he is Angelina?

  47. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant
    icu
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    JCow is more like it.

  48. Seal Terrified Scream On Rollercoaster With Son Henry Disneyland
    blerg
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    He’s either got the best weed, ate an ex-lax brownie, or is being cast as elliot in the remake of true romance.

  49. John Malkovich Scarf Cuffed Jeans
    blerg
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    steve jobs in an alternate timeline.

  50. Flo Rida World Music Award On Table Nice Airport
    blerg
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    did that motherfucker seriously just ask me if i wanted watermelon?

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