The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.26.16

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your last one for the week, because I’m already scraping the barrel to get this shit together. Nick Cannon’s genie hat, anyone? Nah, didn’t think I’d get any takers there. So I just filled this thing with butts — even though one is Khloe Kardashian’s — and sprinkled in the only schadenfreude to be found, like Chris Martin’s crazy eyes, or Leo’s derpy bike ride. Sorry for the half-ass gallery toda–HOLY SHIT IS THAT PRINCE CHARLES EATING ACTUAL SAUSAGE WITH HIS SAUSAGE FINGERS?! *explodes into mist made of pure joy*

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