The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.26.11

May 26th, 2011 // 612 Comments

Welcome to The Crap We Missed, our daily roundup of photos not worthy of an entire post, yet chock-full of valuable life lessons. For example, who knew that in Florence when you buy a handbag it comes with a free suitcase filled with pickles and mustache wax? Also, whoever said drug addicts have poor motor skills has obviously never seen one on stilts. But seriously though, drugs are bad. Really, really bad. Not counting the times they give you a giant penis.

I hope you’ve learned a lesson here today,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Santa Monica
    Any Guy
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    kid = boner killer of EPIC proportions. next time, crop that shit out will ya Fish?

  2. Bradley Cooper Hangover Part 2
    skeetskeet
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    Lucky him! You know those Germans are known for their sense of humor. Great crowd.

  3. Flavor Flav
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    The second clock clearly indicates we need to put this dark horse to pasture

  4. Fergie Cleavage Fifi Awards
    Hugh Gentry
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    I’m not into trannys, but I’d do that one!

  5. Joslyn James Bikini
    Satan McDevilhell
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    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

  6. Adam Lambert American Idol
    Satan's bitch
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    Queerest Hershey’s kiss in the bag.

  7. Joslyn James Bikini
    Mumbler
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    See Jungle! See Jungle! Go Join Your Gang, Yeah. City All Over! Go Ape Crazy.

  8. Adam Lambert American Idol
    Hugh Gentry
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    99.99% sure he’s wearing a butt plug

  9. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    angerinside
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    Hey wanna a blow job for $5….honest, I”ll give you this $5 right here. Just tell me I’m pretty first.
    No..oh…okay…
    ….
    ….
    How about for $10?

  10. Adam Lambert American Idol
    skeetskeet
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    I thought Suzanne Pleshette died five yrs ago.

  11. Jersey Shore Snooki
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    Alas, in Italy, no one throws coins when she does the luggage dance.

  12. Emma Roberts
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    Where’s her bellybutton? Did I rub it off dragging my eyes all over her body?

  13. Sanjaya Malakar American Idol
    skeetskeet
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    He got cab fare! Yay!

  14. Mischa Barton
    Satan's bitch
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    Ack!! Zombie clown! RUN!!

  15. Bradley Cooper Hangover Part 2
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    Hmm. This isn’t what I was referring to when yesterday I said I liked his smile. I went on about how sexy I find him and today he looks like he fell out of the gay tree and got fucked by every man on the way down :(

  16. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Hugh Gentry
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    blowjob for a twinkie?

  17. Tiffani Thiessen Cleavag Fifi Awards
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    Are the Fifi awards an award show for chicks who used to be hot, but are now dogs?

  18. Santa Monica
    adolf hitler
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    when i saw the thumb i thought it was verne troyer again

  19. Santa Monica
    Hugh Gentry
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    I’d much rather see her ass in those shorts

  20. Santa Monica
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    I never thought I’d say this but this accessoring shorts with a scarf thing is worse than crocks.

  21. Shauna Sand
    skeetskeet
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    Can’t blame the brown haired girl at the table for hiding her face. I completely understand.

  22. Ashley Olsen
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    Ah those Olsen twins…putting the lie to “twins are sexy” yet again.

  23. Adam Lambert American Idol
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    This episode of American Idol brought to you by Dragonball Z.

  24. Ashley Olsen
    Satan's bitch
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    GawdDAMN it! All those billions of dollars wasted on the friggin’ grandma twins!

  25. Sasha Jackson Bikini
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    She’s no Pippa Middleton.

  26. Sanjaya Malakar American Idol
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    Faces of Valet Parking

  27. Sasha Jackson Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    I’m sure she’s very talented…..at getting groped by old men at castings.

  28. Jersey Shore Snooki
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    Who could have known that thousand year old cobblestone streets and cheap leopard print luggage don’t go together.

  29. Mischa Barton
    skeetskeet
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    Isn’t that Shauna Sand in the background?

  30. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Satan's bitch
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    The horizontally striped muumuu-shirt might just be her greatest downfall.

  31. Quentin Tarantino
    skeetskeet
    Commented on this photo:

    Please utilize all the buttons provided you.

  32. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    It’s just a weird shirt and bad angle….and weird face…and bad hair…also, she’s getting really fat.

  33. Mischa Barton
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    Look for Richard Simmons wearing these in 3…2…1…

  34. Quentin Tarantino
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    John Wayne had some ugly kids…

  35. Tiffani Thiessen Cleavag Fifi Awards
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    ‘I motorboated Kelly Kapowski’s mom’

  36. Santa Monica
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    Alessandra Cameltosio

  37. Sasha Jackson Bikini
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    She looked pretty good until I scrolled down to Ke$ha’s ass.

    • JosieBelle

      Exactly! With a rack like that, she should put the effort into pumping up the incline on the treadmill once in awhile. Her rear end is disappointing.

    • Jill_Ess

      Oh come on, its not that bad! At least its little.

      • Sexxxy Mami

        And a little ass is a good thing? You must be white…lol. A woman should have a beautiful curve, not and extension of her back. She looks like a little boy!

      • tank

        whats with the ” You must be white” Bullshit

    • Proportion is the thing. When a chick has D+ breast implants, but an ass like a little boy, it’s not sexy…it’s a “point and say something mean to your buddy” freakshow.

  38. Tiffani Thiessen Cleavag Fifi Awards
    skeetskeet
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    Nice rack but she has the face of a 55 yr old.

  39. Joslyn James Bikini
    hndavid
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    white trash starving kitten face

  40. Ashley Olsen
    skeetskeet
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    Why’s there a seam where her leg and foot meet?

  41. Joslyn James Bikini
    ihateemo
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    Good to know that having brain surgery hasn’t stopped her from attention whoring on the beach.

  42. Flavor Flav
    UnholyKrep
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    Amazing- a full suit and tie ensemble made from only discarded ford econ-o-line van bench material.

  43. Halle Berry Midriff Fifi Awards
    UnholyKrep
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    Uh….um….she was prettier in that other picture!

  44. Michael Fassbender
    crap
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    That’s Dennis Leary!

  45. Jersey Shore Snooki
    skeetskeet
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    Snooki never buys gum. She just searches the sidewalks.

  46. Bradley Cooper Hangover Part 2
    UnholyKrep
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    “I see some frauleins that want to sign… my… TEETH!”

  47. Fergie Cleavage Fifi Awards
    UnholyKrep
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    FiFi awards, or Fido awards?

  48. Joslyn James Bikini
    Jill_Ess
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    Her wig is on crooked.

  49. Joslyn James Bikini
    TSW
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    I see they’re doing a punk remake of Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game” music video. Awesome.

  50. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    skeetskeet
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    Every day the ice cream man thanks her for putting his kids thru college.

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