The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.26.11

May 26th, 2011 // 612 Comments

Welcome to The Crap We Missed, our daily roundup of photos not worthy of an entire post, yet chock-full of valuable life lessons. For example, who knew that in Florence when you buy a handbag it comes with a free suitcase filled with pickles and mustache wax? Also, whoever said drug addicts have poor motor skills has obviously never seen one on stilts. But seriously though, drugs are bad. Really, really bad. Not counting the times they give you a giant penis.

I hope you’ve learned a lesson here today,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sanjaya Malakar American Idol
    George Zimmer
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    I told you you’re going to like the way you look!

  2. Mischa Barton
    spankenstein
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    Look out! Up ahead! The Blue Meanies!!!

  3. Jersey Shore Snooki
    Charmless Man
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    Fun Fact: Those are children’s sized bags.

  4. Joslyn James Bikini
    Steelerchick
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    Tiger has great taste :P

  5. Bradley Cooper Hangover Part 2
    Steelerchick
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    Yuuuummmmmyyy!!!!

  6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    I’m probably the only one here, but I like her, even though she can’t dress herself. As far as comedy goes, she’s really good so I highly doubt she’s humorless in real life, and I honestly don’t care that she has cellulite or if her weight yoyo’s around – I like to watch her. She really seems like she’d be fun to be around IF she could just drop the marriage baggage and lighten up and be a little less desperate and controlling when it comes to how and when she ever gets engaged.

    • packer dude

      yeah, and seeing her patiently waiting on the ice cream man with her money ready should probably go as well…

  7. Adam Lambert American Idol
    Nooken
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    The Fantastic Four have become the Fabulous Five with the introduction of The Human Douche, Flame on!

  8. Shauna Sand
    Steelerchick
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    Trannies unite !!

  9. Mischa Barton
    Steelerchick
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    Looking like a clown !!

  10. Quentin Tarantino
    Steelerchick
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    “swear to god his dick was this long” !!

  11. Ashley Olsen
    Steelerchick
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    Maybe she’s in mourning.

  12. Jersey Shore Snooki
    Steelerchick
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    The Fabulous Moolah !!!!! For those of you who have seen vintage wrestling

  13. Sasha Jackson Bikini
    Steelerchick
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    Pancakes anyone??

  14. Tiffani Thiessen Cleavag Fifi Awards
    GeneralEmergency
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    I once had a Hamster that liked to stuff Cheerios into his cheeks until he couldn’t fit anymore in there.

    Hmmm…I wonder what made me think of that just now?

  15. Ashley Olsen
    Manowl
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    Bene Gesserit

  16. Jersey Shore Snooki
    SteakTarTar
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    I bet I can make you throw up.

    That luggage?

    Mostly sex toys.

  17. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    She has to stop that ONLY if she’s already selected three different cones to put it in and can’t get past that. Other than that, I’m easy.

  18. Marie

    Someone forgot to water that chia pet…

  19. Joslyn James Bikini
    rican
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    Wow, what a tigress

  20. Joslyn James Bikini
    Instahater
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    I only read the comments to make sure that it was unanimous how disgusting she it. Thank you for not letting me down.

  21. Fergie Cleavage Fifi Awards
    snarl
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    linda hamilton

  22. Joslyn James Bikini
    Rodrigo
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    That sure is an original 80s hair, minus the 8-ball she snorted.

  23. Fiends

    This is like what lady gaga does where she wears outrageous clothes or shows as much of her body as possible to distract us from her face, except in this case, its actually working.

  24. Brock

    First person that popped in my mind: Dr. Steve Brule.

  25. Halle Berry Midriff Fifi Awards
    E
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    Um, Halle? Your white is showing.

  26. Joslyn James Bikini
    Allison Wunderlan
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    “Look Daddy, a tumbleweed fell on the bald ladies head.”

  27. Adam Lambert American Idol
    Simole
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    He looks like a gay cyborg sent back from the future to destroy all hetrosexuals.

  28. Joslyn James Bikini
    J-Dizzle
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    It’s women like that, that are the reason Paper Bags were invented. Actually with hair like that and that big, it’s the reason 30 gallon trash bags were invented.

  29. BarbieSamBarrry

    hot body.. but ugly face.. >.>

  30. Adam Lambert American Idol
    HeartAttack
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    His hair alone could get charged for rape and treason.

  31. Tiffani Thiessen Cleavag Fifi Awards
    Big_Mike
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    She’s all smiles because she heard Zach Morris got a divorce.

  32. Flavor Flav
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    I hope there’s a bomb attached to all those time pieces. BOOM!!!

  33. Halle Berry Midriff Fifi Awards
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    Before all the plastic surgeries, she was UGLY.

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