Mischa Barton leaving a nightclub in London. (May 25, 2011)
Looks like a circus clown on stilts.
Do those pants have stilts built into them?
Actually, it’s a picture of Mary Kate Olsen shopping at a rack of Dildo Bunny® brand lingerie.
They’re give cokeheads stilts now? We should all be very afraid.
I knew I should have patented my idea for cellulite camouflage.
You’d be rich off of her alone!!!
Bad pants and weird angles?
Nah, man. Just terrible fucking pants. Maybe she needs her huge, ridiculous glasses back?
Ack!! Zombie clown! RUN!!
Isn’t that Shauna Sand in the background?
Look for Richard Simmons wearing these in 3…2…1…
Stop! Hammer time.
I still can’t believe she was hot once. WTH happened.
The woman(?) behind her obviously wanted that Ravishing Rabbits deal in the window badly and just slapped the wet lubricant on her (his?) face.
Lordie, that woman really has absolutely no fashion sense that didn’t already die out in the eighties!!
With the reality of her burned-out career finally sinking in, Mischa’s body began to return to the fuzz of bad reception from whence it first came.
She is seriously coked out here. Look at how big her eyes are.
That’s one scary marionette.
What LA nightclub has a dress code that allows you to smuggle in no less than 18 shotguns? Oh right, the same nightclub that counts Mischa Barton among its clientele.
So did London adopt her after America kicked her out? She’s just always there. And always leaving a fucking club. I don’t understand how she and Lohan can continue to afford to go anywhere!!! Does alley-cock pay that much?!?
Someone should really tell her that the auditions for that screwed up Marylin Manson video ended years ago. But then again, maybe no one has to say anything just yet.
So unfortunate. She needs to get added on Britney’s conservatorship fast.
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