The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.24.12

May 24th, 2012 // 629 Comments

Why hello, boo- AHHH!

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which draws pretty heavily on one particular event at Cannes, mostly because lots of breasts were present, but more importantly because Fawaz Gruosi has upped his game considerably since his last purchase date. We’ve also got a few shots from the Men In Black III New York premiere, because how adorable is the smarmy dickface of a 13-year-old whose net worth is more than your entire family tree’s? And finally, in every picture like this there’s always a Bono keeping the absolute farthest possible distance between himself and the less fortunate people he pretends to care about.

Damn, Reginald VelJohnson really can’t catch a break in this town anymore,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rose McGowan Cleavage Plastic Surgery
    Commented on this photo:

    What happened, Rose?! You had pure white, smooth, baby’s-ass skin and full red lips. You were the real life, bitch version of Snow White!

    Oh… and now I scroll past your face to admire the rest *sigh*

    • sonicidal

      She got her face smashed in, or sunglasses pushed into her face during said accident. I don’t think she would have elected to have this shit done to her face.

      • EricLr

        I’m pretty sure the supposed accident was just a cover story for her having a massive amount of plastic surgery.

      • Rose, AKA sonicidal, I think we can all safely assume that the accident didn’t cause the stripper tits, or the stupid little button nose, or the botox, or the lip filler, or the skin peeling, or all the other crap that left her looking like Michael Jackson in drag – - is that redundant?

  2. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Legs Saggy Skin
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s a special circle in Hell for whoever reanimated the corpse of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis.

  3. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Legs Saggy Skin
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha ha. Wow. Instant cure for boneritis.

  4. Shaquille O'Neal Cop Uniform Bald Grown Ups 2
    Johnny P!
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    Oh, what’s done for a paycheck…

  5. Jaden Smith
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Now there is a kid that really needs that bodyguard at school.

  6. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Cannes
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    So, wait. She inflates clothed? That’s a pain in the ass.

  7. Prince Charles
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘I hereby knight thee Sir Muppet Head.”

  8. Catherine Tydesley Nipples Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I have no clue who this is, but I approve.

  9. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hi, do you have any movie roles?”

    “No?”

    Okay, next car.

  10. Haylie Duff Cleavage Riding Bike
    Bonky
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    I like what’s going on from the neck on down. That kind of “put her in a head lock and fuck her in the ass” kind of way, because she can take it and frankly, she likes it that way.

  11. Ashley Judd Cleavage
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    You’re not supposed to root flowers in your eye socket.

  12. Prince Charles
    EricLr
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    Guess which one has a better chance of ever being King.

  13. Sienna Miller Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    Commented on this photo:

    Between that belt, and the necklace constantly whacking her belly, her kid is going to be the first case of someone born with post-traumatic stress disorder.

  14. Shaquille O'Neal Cop Uniform Bald Grown Ups 2
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    He calling his agent because the delivery truck did not have the 34″ rims he asked for.

  15. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cannes
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “No he didn’t piss on me yet, fuck you !”

  16. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cannes
    puddleduck
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s about as welcome at Cannes as an outbreak of herpes.

  17. Ashley Judd Cleavage
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Unless the Champions are going to change it back to 1992, she’s in trouble.

  18. David Beckham Grabass
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hold still – I need a little moustache wax.”

  19. Zac Efron Cannes
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Guy: “Great movie! Really deep themes… and.. uh.. you looked kinda hot in your underwear in it. So, can I buy you a drink?”
    Zac: **has no script…. no direction… no co-star… draws a blank***

  20. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cannes
    Frank The Duck
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone else hear this when they see a picture of these rug merchants? http://www.youtube.com/watch?hl=en-GB&v=eWeezUxIzaE

  21. Corey Feldman Sunglasses
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d rather be Corey Haim.

  22. Heidi Klum Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Cannes
    Star Droppings
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    Once you go black…

  23. Zac Efron Cannes
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    “You smell fabulous.”

  24. Corey Feldman Sunglasses
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    At least he’s not in Cannes.

  25. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Tennis
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    She missed that shot by a chin.

  26. Shaquille O'Neal Cop Uniform Bald Grown Ups 2
    EricLr
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    This movie is going to win SO MANY FUCKING OSCARS!

  27. Ashley Judd Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she having a stroke? Call a plastic surgeon, stat!

  28. Heidi Klum Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Cannes
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    When you got REAL money you can be drunk off your ass, all the time, and supermodels want to pose with YOU !

  29. Jada Pinkett Smith Cleavage Bony Chest MIB 3
    Johnny P!
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    Vadge pits.

  30. Chris Tucker Thick Tie Cannes
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    Good luck keeping that tie out of your soup.

  31. Nicole Scherzinger Side Boob MIB 3
    Crissy
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    Nice 5 O’clock-shadow-pits!

    • kimmykimkim

      Crissy! There’s a hint of side boob and you’re checking out her pits? What, are you straight or something? And this whole time I thought you really wanted me to thumb you!

      ;o)

      • Crissy

        I love sideboob! There’s just something about her face that irks the hell out of me, hence I get distracted! And like every very good bi woman, we pay attention to these kinda things!!!

        BTW, the thumb has nothing to do with this chick so lets not mix things up! ;)

      • kimmykimkim

        The face, yes, ok, understandable.

  32. Irina Shayk Cleavage Cannes
    Commented on this photo:

    That invisibility cloak isn’t working very well under flash photography…

  33. David Beckham Grabass
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “You’ll learn to like it when I do this.”

  34. Chris Tucker Thick Tie Cannes
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t hear about Rush Hour 4 being at the Cannes Film Festival but i guess it is.

  35. David Beckham Grabass
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    So, no prostate cancer, then?

  36. David Beckham Grabass
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s not a bad touch if the hand that’s doing it to you is attached to sports star David Beckham.

  37. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cannes
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone seen Trump? I need more orange.

  38. Jaden Smith
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “No douchebag, I’m Jaden, do I look anything like my sister? Besides, I’m a boy, I dress differently than she does. Open your eyes.”

  39. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Legs Saggy Skin
    Johnny P!
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    Shame when your pair of kneecaps distracts from you pair of bolt-ons.

  40. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Tennis
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    Sports are supposed to help you stay in shape. why has she let herself go….
    oh. nevermind.

  41. Corey Feldman Sunglasses
    Commented on this photo:

    So he’s buying his clothes at the Steven Seagal Store For Silky Douchebags now?

  42. Prince Charles
    Your tongue, My balls.
    Commented on this photo:

    Chuck will fuck that puppet. He’ll fuck it good.

  43. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Legs Saggy Skin
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok, and for everybody who wondered what happens to grandmas who’s had implants…. This is what happens!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

  44. Nicole Scherzinger Side Boob MIB 3
    Commented on this photo:

    Why the hell was Lil’ Kim at the MIB 3 premiere?

  45. Zac Efron Cannes
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Really, an autograph would have been fine…

  46. Shaquille O'Neal Cop Uniform Bald Grown Ups 2
    Frank The Duck
    Commented on this photo:

    In an alternate universe without basketball this is what Shaq would have the mentality for – security guard

  47. Vivica Fox Cleavage MIB 3
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like three coats of varnish and a light spray of polyurethane.

  48. Cuba Gooding Jr. Russell Crowe Pushing Woman
    Chris
    Commented on this photo:

    Is her hand up his sleeve?

  49. Jaden Smith
    Your tongue, My balls.
    Commented on this photo:

    The vinegar doesn’t fall far from the douche.

  50. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Cannes
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh! Did one of you make a risque double-entendre? Shame on you! (Who am I kidding, I don’t even know what that means)”

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