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Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which draws pretty heavily on one particular event at Cannes, mostly because lots of breasts were present, but more importantly because Fawaz Gruosi has upped his game considerably since his last purchase date. We’ve also got a few shots from the Men In Black III New York premiere, because how adorable is the smarmy dickface of a 13-year-old whose net worth is more than your entire family tree’s? And finally, in every picture like this there’s always a Bono keeping the absolute farthest possible distance between himself and the less fortunate people he pretends to care about.
Damn, Reginald VelJohnson really can’t catch a break in this town anymore,
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What happened, Rose?! You had pure white, smooth, baby’s-ass skin and full red lips. You were the real life, bitch version of Snow White!
Oh… and now I scroll past your face to admire the rest *sigh*
She got her face smashed in, or sunglasses pushed into her face during said accident. I don’t think she would have elected to have this shit done to her face.
I’m pretty sure the supposed accident was just a cover story for her having a massive amount of plastic surgery.
Rose, AKA sonicidal, I think we can all safely assume that the accident didn’t cause the stripper tits, or the stupid little button nose, or the botox, or the lip filler, or the skin peeling, or all the other crap that left her looking like Michael Jackson in drag – - is that redundant?
There’s a special circle in Hell for whoever reanimated the corpse of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis.
Oh, what’s done for a paycheck…
Ha ha. Wow. Instant cure for boneritis.
Now there is a kid that really needs that bodyguard at school.
So, wait. She inflates clothed? That’s a pain in the ass.
‘I hereby knight thee Sir Muppet Head.”
I have no clue who this is, but I approve.
“Hi, do you have any movie roles?”
“No?”
Okay, next car.
I like what’s going on from the neck on down. That kind of “put her in a head lock and fuck her in the ass” kind of way, because she can take it and frankly, she likes it that way.
You’re not supposed to root flowers in your eye socket.
Guess which one has a better chance of ever being King.
Between that belt, and the necklace constantly whacking her belly, her kid is going to be the first case of someone born with post-traumatic stress disorder.
He calling his agent because the delivery truck did not have the 34″ rims he asked for.
I see what you did there.
“No he didn’t piss on me yet, fuck you !”
She’s about as welcome at Cannes as an outbreak of herpes.
Because just like her, it may not be welcomed but it sure gets around!
Unless the Champions are going to change it back to 1992, she’s in trouble.
“Hold still – I need a little moustache wax.”
Guy: “Great movie! Really deep themes… and.. uh.. you looked kinda hot in your underwear in it. So, can I buy you a drink?”
Zac: **has no script…. no direction… no co-star… draws a blank***
Anyone else hear this when they see a picture of these rug merchants? http://www.youtube.com/watch?hl=en-GB&v=eWeezUxIzaE
I’d rather be Corey Haim.
Awesome….yeah, it’s a better view.
Once you go black…
“You smell fabulous.”
“You really DO smell like piss”.
At least he’s not in Cannes.
Not since the restraining order.
She missed that shot by a chin.
This movie is going to win SO MANY FUCKING OSCARS!
Is she having a stroke? Call a plastic surgeon, stat!
Actually she’s sleeping, she just can’t close her eyes anymore.
When you got REAL money you can be drunk off your ass, all the time, and supermodels want to pose with YOU !
Vadge pits.
Good luck keeping that tie out of your soup.
Is that what it is? It’s not a baby scarf done up all fancy?
Cravat?
Something that Charles Nelson Reilly would wear, whatever it is.
Nice 5 O’clock-shadow-pits!
Crissy! There’s a hint of side boob and you’re checking out her pits? What, are you straight or something? And this whole time I thought you really wanted me to thumb you!
;o)
I love sideboob! There’s just something about her face that irks the hell out of me, hence I get distracted! And like every very good bi woman, we pay attention to these kinda things!!!
BTW, the thumb has nothing to do with this chick so lets not mix things up! ;)
The face, yes, ok, understandable.
That invisibility cloak isn’t working very well under flash photography…
“You’ll learn to like it when I do this.”
I didn’t hear about Rush Hour 4 being at the Cannes Film Festival but i guess it is.
So, no prostate cancer, then?
It’s not a bad touch if the hand that’s doing it to you is attached to sports star David Beckham.
Anyone seen Trump? I need more orange.
Shame when your pair of kneecaps distracts from you pair of bolt-ons.
“No douchebag, I’m Jaden, do I look anything like my sister? Besides, I’m a boy, I dress differently than she does. Open your eyes.”
Sports are supposed to help you stay in shape. why has she let herself go….
oh. nevermind.
So he’s buying his clothes at the Steven Seagal Store For Silky Douchebags now?
Chuck will fuck that puppet. He’ll fuck it good.
Ok, and for everybody who wondered what happens to grandmas who’s had implants…. This is what happens!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Why the hell was Lil’ Kim at the MIB 3 premiere?
Really, an autograph would have been fine…
In an alternate universe without basketball this is what Shaq would have the mentality for – security guard
Looks like three coats of varnish and a light spray of polyurethane.
Is her hand up his sleeve?
The vinegar doesn’t fall far from the douche.
“Oh! Did one of you make a risque double-entendre? Shame on you! (Who am I kidding, I don’t even know what that means)”