The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.24.12

May 24th, 2012 // 629 Comments

Why hello, boo- AHHH!

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which draws pretty heavily on one particular event at Cannes, mostly because lots of breasts were present, but more importantly because Fawaz Gruosi has upped his game considerably since his last purchase date. We’ve also got a few shots from the Men In Black III New York premiere, because how adorable is the smarmy dickface of a 13-year-old whose net worth is more than your entire family tree’s? And finally, in every picture like this there’s always a Bono keeping the absolute farthest possible distance between himself and the less fortunate people he pretends to care about.

Damn, Reginald VelJohnson really can’t catch a break in this town anymore,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Haylie Duff Cleavage Riding Bike
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d still hit it.

    (Admittedly, that’s not saying much.)

  2. Bono Homeless Man
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Kick, step, turn, and hand the hobo a pound . . .

  3. Ashley Judd Cleavage
    Fiona
    Commented on this photo:

    Now with less puff, but more wonk-eye.

  4. Heidi Klum Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Cannes
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t always look before purchasing my dates, but when I do, I make sure they are supermodels…

    • woodhorse

      “My lizard eyes protect me from the flashbulb blindness while she is stunned. And I have the zipper down to her ass now”

  5. Jaden Smith
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Are we sure of the gender here?

  6. Shaquille O'Neal Cop Uniform Bald Grown Ups 2
    Minky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s got to pay better than those hot patch ads.

  7. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Cannes
    Commented on this photo:

    Her mom told her that if she made that face too long it would permanantly stay in that position.

  8. Corey Feldman Sunglasses
    Commented on this photo:

    what’s the going rate for escorts these days?

  9. Haylie Duff Cleavage Riding Bike
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m pretty sure that’s actually Nicolas Cage in a wig. YOU’VE BEEN TRICKED, STALKER–YOU’RE GOING INTO THE CAGE!

  10. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cannes
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    “I can’t believe they’re out of fudge.”

  11. Shaquille O'Neal Cop Uniform Bald Grown Ups 2
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Somewhere in Stanton lies a naked cop, who got beat up by this bum for his uniform!

  12. Cuba Gooding Jr. Russell Crowe Pushing Woman
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Cuba: “Well hey there, pretty woman from the Islands!”
    Russell: “Hands off Cuba.. it’s only Tan Mom.”

  13. Jaden Smith
    Grace
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, look who’s shopping for a good slap upside the head… Again.

  14. Heidi Klum Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Cannes
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    “Screw you, Raymond.”

  15. Nicole Scherzinger Side Boob MIB 3
    Commented on this photo:

    Eww, what happened to her?

  16. Prince Charles
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, and they used to make fun of ol’ dubyah.. This guy is taking the special needs leader award for sure..

  17. Irina Shayk Cleavage Cannes
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Iwana Shyak you so badly!

  18. Ashley Judd Cleavage
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s just like The Terminator, except she hasn’t gotten around to cutting the rest of that eye out.

  19. Chris Tucker Thick Tie Cannes
    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    This is how I envision the costume for Marty McFly if they ever made a “Black to the Future”.

  20. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cannes
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know they made lipstick in ‘dirty rim-job’ shades…

  21. Prince Charles
    nick
    Commented on this photo:

    “You’re unusually quiet today, darling.”

  22. Prince Charles
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I”ll bet this shot made PhotoBoy have naughty thoughts.

  23. Cuba Gooding Jr. Russell Crowe Pushing Woman
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    An Australian, a black guy, and a coke whore walk into a bar…

  24. Corey Feldman Sunglasses
    Grace
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like their mouths are trying to get away from one another…

  25. Prince Charles
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, no wonder we were able to take Canada from them. They’re just puppets.

  26. Prince Charles
    nick
    Commented on this photo:

    “I say, Mummy! You’re looking very healthy today!”

  27. Chris Tucker Thick Tie Cannes
    Commented on this photo:

    All the Rush Hour money in the world can’t buy you style

  28. Chris Tucker Thick Tie Cannes
    Minky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    Fortunately, no, I cannot hear the words that are coming out of your mouth.

  29. Cuba Gooding Jr. Russell Crowe Pushing Woman
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s safe to say this night involved urine soaked pants, vomiting, a threesome, and crying.

    That was all before they reached the curb.

  30. Ashley Judd Cleavage
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a Granny and hangs out in Kentucky. Granny porn really writes itself.

  31. Bono Homeless Man
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t have any money for you, but let me give you something more valuable–the gift of the Bono dance!

  32. Shaquille O'Neal Cop Uniform Bald Grown Ups 2
    Commented on this photo:

    Officer Hightower! Officer Hightower! How’s retirement treating you???

  33. Irina Shayk Cleavage Cannes
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Has she been polished or greased for this event?

  34. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Legs Saggy Skin
    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the living embodiment of someone who should google themselves.

  35. David Beckham Grabass
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Oy, someone’s about to get rogered.

  36. Heidi Klum Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Cannes
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Heidi: (through gritted teeth) “You sure you still have Tara Reid locked up for the rest of the festival?”
    Fawaz: “She’s as persona non grata as Lars was last year”
    Heidi: *** beams for the cameras***

  37. Zac Efron Cannes
    Commented on this photo:

    “That wasn’t Nicole’s pee, dude… You’re welcome”

  38. Vivica Fox Cleavage MIB 3
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice plastic face and weave!

  39. Heidi Klum Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Cannes
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s there with Heidi? And I truly thought he and Tara Reid had a real future together.

  40. Catherine Tydesley Nipples Cleavage
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess it’s cold in Manchester.

    Because her nipples are hard.

  41. Jaden Smith
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, being rich sure sucks… and it’s boring…

  42. David Beckham Grabass
    nick
    Commented on this photo:

    “Good job out there mate, I’ll be looking for you in the showers!”

  43. Zac Efron Cannes
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, can I piss on you too?”

  44. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Legs Saggy Skin
    Minky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    Her skirt has snagged on her scales.

  45. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Cannes
    Commented on this photo:

    The auditions are that way, honey…

  46. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s no $5 whore named Divine, but she’ll do.

  47. Corey Feldman Sunglasses
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    That inflatable doll sure looks real… And BTW, wtf is up with her ankles?

    • Humpinfrog

      When they dipped her ass in the spray tan vat, they had to hold on to something. That are Pete Dink had flour on his hands. Could go either way.

  48. Corey Feldman Sunglasses
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Her knees are uneven. How long does THAT take to happen?

  49. Ashley Judd Cleavage
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Kinda the Maggie Gyllenhaal melting process here…

  50. Ashley Judd Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    How does she do that with her eyes? (That is, if we work under the premise that she has any control over her face at this point.)

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