The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.24.12

May 24th, 2012 // 629 Comments

Why hello, boo- AHHH!

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which draws pretty heavily on one particular event at Cannes, mostly because lots of breasts were present, but more importantly because Fawaz Gruosi has upped his game considerably since his last purchase date. We’ve also got a few shots from the Men In Black III New York premiere, because how adorable is the smarmy dickface of a 13-year-old whose net worth is more than your entire family tree’s? And finally, in every picture like this there’s always a Bono keeping the absolute farthest possible distance between himself and the less fortunate people he pretends to care about.

Damn, Reginald VelJohnson really can’t catch a break in this town anymore,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Haylie Duff Cleavage Riding Bike
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    That one is a bit doughy.

  2. Ashley Judd Cleavage
    doogleberg
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    When did she get a glass eye?

  3. Rose McGowan Cleavage Plastic Surgery
    Crissy
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    New scientific breakthrough…. Mummies are finally brought back to life!!!

    • …A Rose is a Rose by any other name— except when it finds out that cosmetic surgery can be financed for 0% down and then it turns into a…..???

      • Grand Poobah

        Fashion fail………….everything else fail too…

      • karlito

        another botched plastic surgery job in Hollywood. you’d think with their money and fame they’d find someone who knows what the hell their doing. Priscilla Presley had her surgery done in Mexico and look at what happened to her. she looks like the Joker with boobs.

      • Ollie

        She was in a car accident and had plastic surgery afterwards.

      • I don’t quite buy that story; heard it before, from her, addressing all the talk about it, and it sounded way too convenient, because she was upset about it after she was seen posing like a bombshell with fucked up fish lips and got a rash of shit on the interwebs about it. Weak damage control.

      • tlmck

        I think it was more like she ran over her plastic surgeon afterwards.

      • Cher X

        A cut under one of her eyes wouldn’t do that to her entire face. It might have happened but that’s not what did her mouth, lips, both eyes and cheeks.

        Besides “reconstructive” plastic surgery is designed to make you look like you did before. She doesn’t look anything like herself.

        Nope that’s bad vanity plastic surgery right there.

  4. I’m officially going to have join the chorus of people who are tired of your confusing “who’s” and “whose.”

  5. Haylie Duff Cleavage Riding Bike
    mrsmass
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    i thought it was her sister who had a baby?

  6. Bono Homeless Man
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    “Here, have some Facebook shares. God bless.”

  7. Ashley Judd Cleavage
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    She looks like my alcoholic aunt.

  8. Cuba Gooding Jr. Russell Crowe Pushing Woman
    catapostrophe
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    Action!

  9. Haylie Duff Cleavage Riding Bike
    Crissy
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    More like Haylie Chubb!

  10. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cannes
    catapostrophe
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    “Which one of you just called me an orange whore?”

  11. Jaden Smith
    mrsmass
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    just look at his facial expression. if he was any douchier, his name would be Kanye.

    • karlito

      you couldn’t have said that any better. the Smith kids are going to grow up as ignorant, arrogant, demanding spoiled assholes…sorry too late, already happened.

  12. Chris Tucker Thick Tie Cannes
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    Why the fuck is Chris Tucker in Cannes? Is he Diddy’s shoe valet?

  13. Cuba Gooding Jr. Russell Crowe Pushing Woman
    Crissy
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    Woman: “You give me back my blow or get bitch slapped with this clutch!, muthafucka!!!

  14. Rose McGowan Cleavage Plastic Surgery
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    Face Off, the sequel

  15. Corey Feldman Sunglasses
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    Nice smoking jacket shithead.

  16. David Beckham Grabass
    mrsmass
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    his mustache speaks volumes.

  17. Haylie Duff Cleavage Riding Bike
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    two words of advice: pedal harder.

  18. Haylie Duff Cleavage Riding Bike
    Minky Wail
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    Looks like there should be a stick taped to her head with a donut dangling from it.

  19. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cannes
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  20. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cannes
    El Mexicano
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    Don’t even hide the nip slip!

  21. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cannes
    Crissy
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    “Did I just hear somebody go ‘Moooooooooooo!”?

  22. Cuba Gooding Jr. Russell Crowe Pushing Woman
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    Russell Crowe’s flipper hand allows him to feel up Cuba Gooding, Jr. and that woman’s breast at the same time.

  23. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cannes
    mrsmass
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    it seems as though they let just anyone go to this thing.

  24. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Legs Saggy Skin
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    Pants would be good for you dear.

  25. Bono Homeless Man
    Crissy
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    “Jagger who bitch!? Watch MY moves!”

  26. Zac Efron Cannes
    AAPL made me rich!
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    “Barton’s been compromised.. “‘

  27. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Cannes
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    Is she the one who bought the Spelling mansion in LA, or was it her sister. Either way, Jesus!

  28. Bono Homeless Man
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    “No mate. I don’t have any change. Helping the underprivileged means getting handed awards at fancy dinners, not making physical contact with filthy hobos.”

  29. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
    El Mexicano
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    Wow!

  30. Heidi Klum Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Cannes
    Crissy
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    I just think his name is so fitting, he looks like a Fawaz!!!

  31. Bono Homeless Man
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    “I’ll give you a few bucks, but I will not cross the yellow wheelchair cootie line.”

  32. Vivica Fox Cleavage MIB 3
    Short FB!
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    Bullseye, Toy Story

  33. Cuba Gooding Jr. Russell Crowe Pushing Woman
    lillaliket
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    and tara reid?

  34. Jaden Smith
    Crissy
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    Oh I thought Willow’s hair was just growing out!

  35. Jaden Smith
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    Hammer pants are back?

  36. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Legs Saggy Skin
    mrsmass
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    i’m on the fence here as to what is more disgusting: her legs or her tit ripple.

  37. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cannes
    Minky Wail
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    “To be honest, I’m disappointed. When I heard ‘film festival’ I thought there’d be popcorn.”

  38. Cuba Gooding Jr. Russell Crowe Pushing Woman
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    “Naw Naw mate, I got this….”

  39. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
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    That’s a woman that just screams, “Suck It, Christie Brinkley!”

  40. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
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    That’s how you age.

  41. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cannes
    Joe
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    The Cleveland Browns suck

  42. Rose McGowan Cleavage Plastic Surgery
    Novo
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    Someone should tell her that it’s not cool to wash your face with sulphuric acid.

  43. Prince Charles
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    His head seems to be growing horizontally from his body in every picture I see.

  44. Heidi Klum Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Cannes
    Minky Wail
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    That old dude needs Viagra to get his eyelids all the way up.

  45. Chris Tucker Thick Tie Cannes
    Anthony
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    Hey he lost weight

  46. Ashley Judd Cleavage
    Crissy
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    Awwww! Grandma Judd looks so er,… Oh fuck it you look like shit!!!!

    • Puuky

      No, Shit has less wrinkles. I guess 4 packs a day since you were 6, and the ability to pound a quart of Jack over dinner takes it’s toll. Anybody notice she had the lowest voice on the show, Tabakee can do that to a girl…

  47. Bono Homeless Man
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    ” here’s a mint you homeless fuck!”

  48. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cannes
    nick
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    If she want’s to see art, I can recommend “Piss Christ.” I think she’ll love that.

  49. Prince Charles
    Minky Wail
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    “So does the spunk just stay there?”

  50. Rose McGowan Cleavage Plastic Surgery
    EricLr
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    I wonder if there’s a ventriloquist hiding behind her with his hand on her back.

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