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Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which draws pretty heavily on one particular event at Cannes, mostly because lots of breasts were present, but more importantly because Fawaz Gruosi has upped his game considerably since his last purchase date. We’ve also got a few shots from the Men In Black III New York premiere, because how adorable is the smarmy dickface of a 13-year-old whose net worth is more than your entire family tree’s? And finally, in every picture like this there’s always a Bono keeping the absolute farthest possible distance between himself and the less fortunate people he pretends to care about.
Damn, Reginald VelJohnson really can’t catch a break in this town anymore,
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That one is a bit doughy.
When did she get a glass eye?
When Peter Falk passed away.
PSA: flower barrettes can cause severe Wonk.
New scientific breakthrough…. Mummies are finally brought back to life!!!
…A Rose is a Rose by any other name— except when it finds out that cosmetic surgery can be financed for 0% down and then it turns into a…..???
Fashion fail………….everything else fail too…
another botched plastic surgery job in Hollywood. you’d think with their money and fame they’d find someone who knows what the hell their doing. Priscilla Presley had her surgery done in Mexico and look at what happened to her. she looks like the Joker with boobs.
She was in a car accident and had plastic surgery afterwards.
I don’t quite buy that story; heard it before, from her, addressing all the talk about it, and it sounded way too convenient, because she was upset about it after she was seen posing like a bombshell with fucked up fish lips and got a rash of shit on the interwebs about it. Weak damage control.
I think it was more like she ran over her plastic surgeon afterwards.
A cut under one of her eyes wouldn’t do that to her entire face. It might have happened but that’s not what did her mouth, lips, both eyes and cheeks.
Besides “reconstructive” plastic surgery is designed to make you look like you did before. She doesn’t look anything like herself.
Nope that’s bad vanity plastic surgery right there.
I’m officially going to have join the chorus of people who are tired of your confusing “who’s” and “whose.”
…Along with the chorus who sing “hoes” and “hos.”
And now I have to point out that it’s fixed, lest I look like a moron to anyone joining us late. (“You already look like a moron,” the heckler said.)
i thought it was her sister who had a baby?
“Here, have some Facebook shares. God bless.”
Well you’ve got to hand it to Christian Bale, here is proving once again just how dedicated he is to his craft… hey is that BONO!!!
It’s actually Spike Jonze.
Preetty sure it’s the Fassbender…
She looks like my alcoholic aunt.
She is your alcoholic Aunt (we’ve been trying to break it to you… )
…An alcoholic Aunt that should be kept away from knives.
You see what I did there???
You realize, if she pulled down her top, her nipples would be rubbing on her belt.
Seriously, she went from hot to Blanche DuBois in a matter of weeks.
Seriously, she went from Maggie the Cat to Blanche DuBois in a matter of weeks.
Lit-nerd fixed.
But she still ‘relies on the kindness of strangers’.
That’s what happens when you marry a racecar driver.
There’s no a in cunt
Action!
*Cuba pulls arm of Pez dispense* –” “Here’s one for you Russell”
More like Haylie Chubb!
“Which one of you just called me an orange whore?”
she looks brown and around…way way around.
just look at his facial expression. if he was any douchier, his name would be Kanye.
you couldn’t have said that any better. the Smith kids are going to grow up as ignorant, arrogant, demanding spoiled assholes…sorry too late, already happened.
not to mention theyre hodeous looking. woooooof
Why the fuck is Chris Tucker in Cannes? Is he Diddy’s shoe valet?
He must be on the press tour for Police Academy 27. At least Steve Guttenberg had the dignity to go away quietly.
My bad. I confused one washed up irrelevant black actor (Michael Winslow) with another.
Woman: “You give me back my blow or get bitch slapped with this clutch!, muthafucka!!!
Face Off, the sequel
Nice smoking jacket shithead.
his mustache speaks volumes.
two words of advice: pedal harder.
Faster, faster, go girl you can do it!!!
Looks like there should be a stick taped to her head with a donut dangling from it.
MOO
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Don’t even hide the nip slip!
“Did I just hear somebody go ‘Moooooooooooo!”?
reminds me of an old saying: “how now brown cow”
Russell Crowe’s flipper hand allows him to feel up Cuba Gooding, Jr. and that woman’s breast at the same time.
is her hand up his sleeve?
it seems as though they let just anyone go to this thing.
where is a suicide bomber when you need one!!!!!!!!
Pants would be good for you dear.
and a turtle neck, and a ski mask. But let’s start with pants. Yes, pants would be good.
very kind of you. Wetsuit with a hood is a must for this stage of her life
Some sort of Nascar-style fire suit over the wet suit perhaps.
A full length Canada Goose jacket and a Chewbacca outfit over the jacket, wetsuit, fire suit, ski mask etc. would help too.
“Jagger who bitch!? Watch MY moves!”
“Barton’s been compromised.. “‘
Is she the one who bought the Spelling mansion in LA, or was it her sister. Either way, Jesus!
I’m going to guess that it was her sister who made that purchase, because this one seems to have spent her money on tits.
“No mate. I don’t have any change. Helping the underprivileged means getting handed awards at fancy dinners, not making physical contact with filthy hobos.”
Wow!
I just think his name is so fitting, he looks like a Fawaz!!!
he looks like a poop with eyes.
“I’ll give you a few bucks, but I will not cross the yellow wheelchair cootie line.”
Bullseye, Toy Story
and tara reid?
Oh I thought Willow’s hair was just growing out!
Hammer pants are back?
i’m on the fence here as to what is more disgusting: her legs or her tit ripple.
tit ripple.
Not to be confused with the NASCAR driver Dick Trickle.
I’ve got to think that even Johnny Bench’s knees look better.
I have something stored up that could easily cover that ripple. It’s good for the skin too.
“To be honest, I’m disappointed. When I heard ‘film festival’ I thought there’d be popcorn.”
“Naw Naw mate, I got this….”
That’s a woman that just screams, “Suck It, Christie Brinkley!”
That’s how you age.
The Cleveland Browns suck
Haha, clever.
Someone should tell her that it’s not cool to wash your face with sulphuric acid.
His head seems to be growing horizontally from his body in every picture I see.
That old dude needs Viagra to get his eyelids all the way up.
Hey he lost weight
Awwww! Grandma Judd looks so er,… Oh fuck it you look like shit!!!!
No, Shit has less wrinkles. I guess 4 packs a day since you were 6, and the ability to pound a quart of Jack over dinner takes it’s toll. Anybody notice she had the lowest voice on the show, Tabakee can do that to a girl…
” here’s a mint you homeless fuck!”
If she want’s to see art, I can recommend “Piss Christ.” I think she’ll love that.
“So does the spunk just stay there?”
I wonder if there’s a ventriloquist hiding behind her with his hand on her back.