The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.22.14

May 22nd, 2014 // 380 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is full of pics from Roberto Cavalli‘s yacht party in Cannes including this one of Justin Bieber hanging out with the fuckest of wads Dan Bilzerian, so if you’re up there God and you’re looking for your next random and unfortunate act of gun violence, the time is now. Nothing? Oh, that’s right you don’t exist, but it doesn’t matter because our our royalty has acquired all the technology we need to sustain ourselves now.

“And you say this device can steer a limousine from far, far away, is that correct?”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
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    How come they called him Whitey?

  2. Channing Tatum Looking At Jonah Hill Crotch 22 Jump Street Photo Call
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    Channing: “You been working out, you look stronger”

    Jonah: “well, I have been trying to eat more”

  3. Kourtney Kardashian Cameltoe Gold Pants Mason Disick
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    That kid’s about to go Sean Penn on the paps!

  4. Prince Charles Google Glass Innovation Alley
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    Google Glass: the Hipster Monocle.

  5. Goldie Hawn Nipples No Bra Floral Muumuu
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    She bought that from an infomercial: “It’s a dress! It’s a tent! It’s a tablecloth! It’s three things in one!”

  6. John Travolta Leaving Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
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    Travolta saw some things on Cavalli’s yacht…things that shocked and horrified him. things like vaginas.

  7. Joe Jonas Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler
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    You have to respect a man who will marry a woman named Blanda Eggenschweiler. You just do.

  8. January Jones Bitchface Son Xander Leaning Away From Her
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    she can’t be expected to guard her son 24×7 from stranger abductions, so she got him the shirt to protect him. It’s…uh…not working.

  9. Shia LaBeouf Che Guevara Shirt Ripped Jean Shorts Shitty Sneakers
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    The sad thing is, he can actually be attractive sometimes, but he’s such a colossally pretentious, egomaniacal fuckstick that I wouldn’t even lick his balls with Miley Cyrus’ tongue.

  10. Dan Bilzerian Justin Bieber Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
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    I see Justin found another beard since he broke up with Selena.

  11. Joanna Krupa Cleavage OK Magazine So Sexy LA Event
    Flatliner
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    Wonk

  12. Antonio Banderas Fedora Cowboy Boots Call Me Hand Signal
    Flatliner
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    Call me gaybe

  13. Emma Slater Butt Tight Dress OK Magazine So Sexy LA Event
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    dictionary perfect butterface

  14. Abigail Ratchford Nipples Topless Bikini Bottom Beach Cover
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    Gentlemen, please join me on the full size…

  15. Joe Jonas Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Flatliner
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    One of them has gone butch to match their name. The other? Well, life is probably a bitch.

  16. Hilary Duff Butt Skin Tight Jeans
    Ken
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    I imagine that phone making a *pop* sound when she pulls it out of her pocket.

  17. Jessica Alba Butt Bikini Entertainment Weekly Cover
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    She’s still a top shelf piece of ass.

  18. Channing Tatum Looking At Jonah Hill Crotch 22 Jump Street Photo Call
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    All that cheerleader ass and they’re looking at each other. Dafuq?

  19. John Travolta Leaving Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
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    Cocain is a wonderful drug

  20. January Jones Bitchface Son Xander Leaning Away From Her
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    Could she get ant further away and still hold hands?

  21. Jessica Alba Butt Bikini Entertainment Weekly Cover
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    ok I’m a chick. this girl has THE best ass I’ve ever seen on film. that dance scene in sin city with the chaps. my god. go nancy callahan.

  22. Jessica Alba Butt Bikini Entertainment Weekly Cover
    Sam
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    Yeah, but her character in Sin City IS a stripper, right? I’m not an expert on the sub-levels of exotic dance work, and I assume out in the world some girls are workin’ the pole on a Hooter’s girl non-nude level. But that’s not the kinda place Nancy’s dancin’ in, is it. Point is, she should at the least on the level of Jessica Biel in Powder Blue, and any other chick in the role would probably be goin’ full frontal. Which is lame cause she was at her physical peak when they did the last movie. Guess we’ll have to hope someone figures out a way to tap into the alternet, the internet in the parallel universe where the opposite of ours plays out. Where she’s probably a world famous porn star. Or a dude. Ehhh….

  23. Jessica Alba Butt Bikini Entertainment Weekly Cover
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    Her time has long since past. There are much better women to drool over now.

  24. RJ Mitte Turtleneck Ainsley Britain OK Magazine So Sexy LA Event
    Lou Braccant
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    “I AM standing straight!!!”

  25. John Travolta Leaving Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
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    Ever put your hand down the front of someone’s pants and be surprised by what you found down there (and not in a good way)? John just did.

  26. Boris Johnson Drunk Conservative Association HQ
    Lou Braccant
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    “You know what, you sir look an awful lot like Stephen Hawking, I know, just smoosh you jaw into your shoulder and i’l push you in a wheelchair like this, it’ll be hilarious!”

  27. Ashley Benson Bikini Instagram
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    You don’t have to ask me twice. I’ll gladly put it in your doughnut hole.

  28. Dani Thorne Cleavage Buttcheek Blended Premiere
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    Not bad at all.

  29. RJ Mitte Turtleneck Ainsley Britain OK Magazine So Sexy LA Event
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    Turtleneck and a raised collar? You’re trying too hard.

  30. Joanna Krupa Cleavage OK Magazine So Sexy LA Event
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    This event is appropriately named for Joanna.

  31. Lily Allen Nipples No Bra Le Grand Journal Performance
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    Lily Allen is black now?

  32. Bridget Marquardt Nipples Cleavage Legs Minidress OK Magazine So Sexy LA Event
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    I prefer her over Kendra and Holly

  33. January Jones Bitchface Son Xander Leaning Away From Her
    CK
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    Xanderpuss!
    Fuck that guy!

  34. Andy Garcia Grabbing Young Boys Head On Basketball Court
    Uncle Creepy
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    Kid has a ball in his left hand and Andy has a ball in his right.

  35. Vin Diesel Wearing Wife Beater To Doctors Office
    PillPopper
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    Doctors are prescribing Iced Coffees these days?

  36. RJ Mitte Turtleneck Ainsley Britain OK Magazine So Sexy LA Event
    WW
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    I’m the one how knocks… this here booty.

  37. Ashley Benson Bikini Instagram
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    I have that donut! That’s the only thing we have in common. :)

  38. Vin Diesel Wearing Wife Beater To Doctors Office
    gumbypokey
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    “There’s only one thing to do in a moment like this: strut.”

  39. Jessica Alba Butt Bikini Entertainment Weekly Cover
    strattelepaul
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    I wonder if she sent a copy to her grandparents?

  40. John Travolta Leaving Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
    strattelepaul
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    A man who has seen things that cannot be unseen.

  41. Prince Charles Google Glass Innovation Alley
    strattelepaul
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    Rejected by the Borg.

  42. Joe Jonas Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler
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    Knock-kneed Emo Goose.

  43. Emma Slater Butt Tight Dress OK Magazine So Sexy LA Event
    strattelepaul
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    Alice the Goon

  44. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Its the toof.

  45. Joe Jonas Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler
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    Straight guys only do that when the national anthem is playing.

  46. Vin Diesel Wearing Wife Beater To Doctors Office
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    Gosh, an eye doctor’s office that serves Frappuccinos. Coincidentally my urologists’s office serves Polska Kielbasa. At least that’s what he said it was…

  47. Dani Thorne Cleavage Buttcheek Blended Premiere
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    At first I thought she would be a “Thorne” in my side, but after looking more closely I have decided that she’s quite pretty (aside from skinny legs). She and Bella have another sister — Kaili Thorne — who looks like the pick of the litter.

  48. Antonio Banderas Fedora Cowboy Boots Call Me Hand Signal
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    “Hmmmm…can’t hear a damned thing. It must be out of order.”

  49. Dan Bilzerian Justin Bieber Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
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    Two of the biggest douchebags on the planet together and the world did not end, how the hell did that happen?

  50. Bridget Marquardt Nipples Cleavage Legs Minidress OK Magazine So Sexy LA Event
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    No nips. No beaver shot. Time to move on.

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