The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.22.14

May 22nd, 2014 // 380 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is full of pics from Roberto Cavalli‘s yacht party in Cannes including this one of Justin Bieber hanging out with the fuckest of wads Dan Bilzerian, so if you’re up there God and you’re looking for your next random and unfortunate act of gun violence, the time is now. Nothing? Oh, that’s right you don’t exist, but it doesn’t matter because our our royalty has acquired all the technology we need to sustain ourselves now.

“And you say this device can steer a limousine from far, far away, is that correct?”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. David Hasselhoff Kissing Hayley Roberts Ampelman Shop Berlin
    yourmom
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    exactly how much money does he actually have?

  2. Ashley Benson Bikini Instagram
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    Mmmmmmm…I love me some doughnut hoes!

  3. AteISEnough
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    Did you feel that WHITE man grope you. For shame…for shame!!

  4. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
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    “I’m going to get my parents to see this movie, so I guarantee it will make TWICE as much as my last one!”

  5. Prince Charles Google Glass Innovation Alley
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    “By golly, with those glasses, I can look at horses all day long! How brilliant!”

    • fred

      [takes off glasses and looks at Camilla]

      “Oh sod a dog. I take off the glasses and I still see horses. Is this permanent?”

  6. Aida Yespica Cleavage Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
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    OH YES OH HELL YES!!!!!!!!! Somebody find me a genie because I know what all three of my wishes are going to be.

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    “Next to this white hand, my black penis will look even bigger!”

  8. Channing Tatum Looking At Jonah Hill Crotch 22 Jump Street Photo Call
    anonymous
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    Channing is thinking about Jonah’s tatum.

  9. Dan Bilzerian Justin Bieber Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
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    “Please. No photographs…until after I’ve taken off my shirt.”

  10. Abigail Ratchford Nipples Topless Bikini Bottom Beach Cover
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    Now that is a certified wedding dress.

  11. January Jones Bitchface Son Xander Leaning Away From Her
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    Is that a cry for help from her son?

  12. Ashley Benson Bikini Instagram
    anonymous
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    not complaining but this chick hasn’t stopped wearing a bikini since her Spring Breakers gig.

  13. Ashley Benson Bikini Instagram
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    Hotness.

  14. Khloe Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Striped Dress
    J
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    Just released from the women’s correctional facility Khloe is so excited to be able to attend her big sisters wedding.

  15. Dani Thorne Cleavage Buttcheek Blended Premiere
    anonymous
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    I hope that’s labia and not a set of balls down there.

  16. Abigail Ratchford Nipples Topless Bikini Bottom Beach Cover
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    Keep bringing them Ratchford pics, Photo Boy, and we’ll keep clicking the shit outta them.

  17. Hilary Duff Butt Skin Tight Jeans
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    I’m with the management on this one. Pure heaven. Always and forever.

  18. Ray J LA Hair Season Three Premiere
    anonymous
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    Ray J never got his manhood back after Kim K. I could do better than that and I’m not famous and broke.

    • He’s not broke at all. Did you see the residuals he is still getting from that porno up to now? He offered up like almost $50K of his residuals to Kim for a wedding present as a fuck you to her and Kanye.

  19. Ray J LA Hair Season Three Premiere
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    I didn’t actually know what Pissient Zero looked like. This is the face who gave us all KARDS.

  20. Sharon Stone Legs Minidress The Search Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    Ever have one of those dreams where you have to do something important but forget to wear pants and don’t realize until it’s way too late? She’s still on her way there.

  21. Aida Yespica Cleavage Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
    anonymous
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    It’s like looking at the Jessica Biel who isn’t psychotic crazy about JT.

  22. Goldie Hawn Nipples No Bra Floral Muumuu
    Stinky
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    I think Trader Joe’s sells those.

  23. Aubrey O'Day Butt Thong Lap Dance Instagram
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    Yawn.

  24. Sharon Stone Legs Minidress The Search Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
    fufu
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    Could this dress BE any shorter?

  25. John Travolta Leaving Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
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    Oh, the ennui that only multi-millionaire yacht parties can bring …

  26. Dan Bilzerian Justin Bieber Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
    Stinky
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    That guy cuts his beard with an ax.

  27. Jessica Alba Butt Bikini Entertainment Weekly Cover
    Pat C.
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    Maybe she’s finally realizing what her contribution to society is.

  28. Aubrey O'Day Butt Thong Lap Dance Instagram
    Pat C.
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    Is she pretending to be a singer again?

  29. Vin Diesel Wearing Wife Beater To Doctors Office
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    My mom loves him. That’s something, right?

  30. Joanna Krupa Cleavage OK Magazine So Sexy LA Event
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    She’s pretty, but she really does have the same vacuous expression as the FG horse.

  31. John Travolta Leaving Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
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    remember “Woolly Willy”, those childhood toys with the magnet and the iron fillings?

  32. Alessandra Ambrosio Nipples Cleavage No Bra Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
    nina
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    Bolt ons? When did this happen?

  33. Prince Charles Google Glass Innovation Alley
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    What does the next king of England look for on the internet? Porn, like everyone else.

  34. January Jones Bitchface Son Xander Leaning Away From Her
    goodwolfe21
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    …actually, I truly feel bad for this little boy…every picture I’ve seen of her with him, she looks totally disgusted and unhappy …she clearly does not look happy with the whole motherhood experience….

  35. Channing Tatum Looking At Jonah Hill Crotch 22 Jump Street Photo Call
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    “You know what I call all of this, Channing?”
    “No, Jonah. What is all this?”
    “A Tuesday night at Leo’s.”

  36. Aubrey O'Day Butt Thong Lap Dance Instagram
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    Good lord! If that guy presses any harder she’ll pop! Did they not have Photoshop at this Gentleman’s Lounge?

  37. John Travolta Leaving Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
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    “Hey, John! Is that Kelly over there?”

  38. Vin Diesel Wearing Wife Beater To Doctors Office
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    Funny how that doctor starts your eye test from the moment you walk toward the office.

  39. Kourtney Kardashian Cameltoe Gold Pants Mason Disick
    Ralph
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    All the women in this family (and I’m including Bruce) have major camel toe!

  40. Andy Garcia Grabbing Young Boys Head On Basketball Court
    Nick Nolte's Foot Callus
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    Is he going for the patented “Joe Pesci Head-Tap” from the movie Casino?

  41. Channing Tatum Looking At Jonah Hill Crotch 22 Jump Street Photo Call
    Odbarc
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    “Stop bringing up the bet you made, Jonah.”

  42. Ashley Benson Bikini Instagram
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    hot ho in hole haplessly fluffs hair with hand

  43. Sharon Stone Legs Minidress The Search Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    She raises her other arm and a “search” won’t be necessary. Am I right? Fellas?

  44. John Travolta Leaving Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
    Odbarc
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    I think he had sex with a woman. Look at the trauma in his face.
    “I thought she was a man! She had an Adam’s apple!”

  45. Emma Slater Butt Tight Dress OK Magazine So Sexy LA Event
    r
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    Real BIG head and real short legs…She looks like a caricature. Here’s hoping its just the camera angle. Otherwise…Shit, she’s fuck-up.

  46. Antonio Banderas Fedora Cowboy Boots Call Me Hand Signal
    Nick Nolte's Foot Callus
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    Picture both of them naked and in the “Standing 69r” position. Banderas upside down and airborne. Glasses and navy blue dress socks are the only thing he wears.

  47. Khloe Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Striped Dress
    Ralph
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    Moooooo!

  48. Dan Bilzerian Justin Bieber Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
    Nick Nolte's Foot Callus
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    Picture Biebs and this bearded clown naked and in a “Standing 69r” position. Bieber holding this fool in the air while they suck each other off.

  49. Channing Tatum Looking At Jonah Hill Crotch 22 Jump Street Photo Call
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    “Good job, Jonah. Looks like your weight has plummeted by a good ounce or two.”

  50. Dan Bilzerian Justin Bieber Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
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    Well it nice to see Dan not throwing porn stars off roofs. He should throw that shithead off a skyscraper.

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