The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.22.14

May 22nd, 2014 // 380 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is full of pics from Roberto Cavalli‘s yacht party in Cannes including this one of Justin Bieber hanging out with the fuckest of wads Dan Bilzerian, so if you’re up there God and you’re looking for your next random and unfortunate act of gun violence, the time is now. Nothing? Oh, that’s right you don’t exist, but it doesn’t matter because our our royalty has acquired all the technology we need to sustain ourselves now.

“And you say this device can steer a limousine from far, far away, is that correct?”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Prince Charles Google Glass Innovation Alley
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    Now Googles, I must know if I come back as a pair of knickers, or, God forbid, a Tampax.

  2. Joe Jonas Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Bonky
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    Of course he’s gay. No straight guy would date a girl
    named “Blanda Eggenschwiler”.

  3. Joe Jonas Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler
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    I swear I sent the bearding check. No need to get bitchy.

  4. Vin Diesel Wearing Wife Beater To Doctors Office
    JimBB
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    Nice lifts.

  5. Shia LaBeouf Che Guevara Shirt Ripped Jean Shorts Shitty Sneakers
    Bonky
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    Day Planner: “9:00am – Pick a fight with someone smaller than me.”

  6. Vin Diesel Wearing Wife Beater To Doctors Office
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    Do you think he paid with 20 Menthol Kools?

  7. Channing Tatum Looking At Jonah Hill Crotch 22 Jump Street Photo Call
    maoix
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    Looks like Snooki’s a cheerleader now.

  8. Dani Thorne Cleavage Buttcheek Blended Premiere
    JimBB
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    I would probably like that horrible dress a lot more if it were crumpled up on the floor next to my bed.

  9. Shia LaBeouf Che Guevara Shirt Ripped Jean Shorts Shitty Sneakers
    kravdan
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    He bought the shirt cause he thought it was Jose Cuervo!
    Viva la tequila!

  10. Dan Bilzerian Justin Bieber Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
    Bonky
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    Not seen: A twelve year old girl about to get the crap beat
    out of her for taking a picture of Justin Bieber.

  11. Emma Slater Butt Tight Dress OK Magazine So Sexy LA Event
    Bonky
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    She’s built like some fucking cartoon character.

  12. RJ Mitte Turtleneck Ainsley Britain OK Magazine So Sexy LA Event
    JimBB
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    Nice to see that Dr. Who finally found love.

  13. Prince Charles Google Glass Innovation Alley
    maoix
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    “OK, I have a group of peasants targeted…how do I fire?”

  14. Macy Gray No Makeup Fat Weight Gain Hoodie Up
    bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “I appreciate you hiring me Ms Gray, but are you really sure you
    need a bodyguard ? I mean, I didn’t even know who you
    were before I met you.”

  15. Kourtney Kardashian Cameltoe Gold Pants Mason Disick
    JimBB
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    “Mommy, why aren’t cameras following all the other kids?”

  16. Emma Slater Butt Tight Dress OK Magazine So Sexy LA Event
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    looks like she waddles

  17. Khloe Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Striped Dress
    Bonky
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    “… part of the Kardashian Kollection. Now available at Sears.”

  18. David Hasselhoff Kissing Hayley Roberts Ampelman Shop Berlin
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    “Hey baby. Does a burger and fruits come with those shakes?”

  19. Prince Charles Google Glass Innovation Alley
    JimBB
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    Okay google…search regicide

    Okay google…search undetectable poison

  20. Abigail Ratchford Nipples Topless Bikini Bottom Beach Cover
    Bonky
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    Her grandmother crocheted that for her. Kinda makes me want to
    meet the grandmother for some reason….

  21. Joe Jonas Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler
    JimBB
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    Which one is the guy?

  22. Dani Thorne Cleavage Buttcheek Blended Premiere
    Voice of Reisling
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    No one warned me there would be another Thorne.

  23. JimBB
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    Man, Fred Sanford’s girlfriend is pretty hot.

  24. Vin Diesel Wearing Wife Beater To Doctors Office
    PassingTrue
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    The Chronicles of Riverdance

  25. RJ Mitte Turtleneck Ainsley Britain OK Magazine So Sexy LA Event
    Voice of Reisling
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    “This is not the leather jacket you are looking for … “

  26. David Hasselhoff Kissing Hayley Roberts Ampelman Shop Berlin
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    The Hoff’s doing Teens for Cash now?

  27. Prince Charles Google Glass Innovation Alley
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    “So…much…porn!”

  28. Shia LaBeouf Che Guevara Shirt Ripped Jean Shorts Shitty Sneakers
    JimBB
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    Please, someone please give him a plane ticket to Miami and get him to walk through a Cuban neighborhood wearing that shirt.

  29. Voice of Reisling
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    The old fake white hand trick. Nice try, Freeman!

  30. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Busting Out Of Shirt
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    She looks about as good as a washed-up, hep-ridden, silicone-tittied former sex symbol can.

  31. David Hasselhoff Kissing Hayley Roberts Ampelman Shop Berlin
    PassingTrue
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    Larry Flynt patiently awaits somebody to wheel him to the bathroom

  32. Ashley Benson Bikini Instagram
    Voice of Reisling
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    Doh!

  33. Dan Bilzerian Justin Bieber Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
    JimBB
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    Skynet sent back a Terminator to protect this douchebag?? Okay, now it’s just fucking with us.

  34. Goldie Hawn Nipples No Bra Floral Muumuu
    PassingTrue
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    Even the homeless guy spotted her a $20

  35. Khloe Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Striped Dress
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    What would you suppose her measurements are? 45-35-75 is my guess.

  36. Joe Jonas Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler
    PassingTrue
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    Now vee dance.

  37. Alessandra Ambrosio Nipples Cleavage No Bra Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
    PassingTrue
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    Why won’t Travolta hit on me?

  38. Shia LaBeouf Che Guevara Shirt Ripped Jean Shorts Shitty Sneakers
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    I’m pretty sure he thinks the image on his shirt is Benicio Del Taco.

  39. Shia LaBeouf Che Guevara Shirt Ripped Jean Shorts Shitty Sneakers
    PassingTrue
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    Something from the sociopath murderer’s collection. Gotta watch the pennies once you dump the Transformers gravy train.

  40. Joanna Krupa Cleavage OK Magazine So Sexy LA Event
    Commented on this photo:

    The braid is called a ‘fishtail’,,,,seriously!
    Let the proper comments start in 3,,,,,2,,,,,,1

  41. Hilary Duff Butt Skin Tight Jeans
    PassingTrue
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    She’s gotta have those babies talc’ed just to pull them on. Probably the pants too.

  42. Khloe Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Striped Dress
    PassingTrue
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    Dis is how d’ zebra look.

  43. Dan Bilzerian Justin Bieber Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
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    “Yo son, no pictures unless you want to get your ass stomped by a homeless werewolf.”

  44. Abigail Ratchford Nipples Topless Bikini Bottom Beach Cover
    PassingTrue
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    Okay, now rub your tummy at the same time. Okay, I’ll help…

  45. Jessica Alba Butt Bikini Entertainment Weekly Cover
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    She hasn’t had tits like these in years.
    ‘Won’t have them when “A Dame to Kill For” comes out too.

    • anonymous

      Agreed. Idle hands was the last time she had anything that looked like those tits and that ass.

    • “She hasn’t had tits like these in years.”

      Thanks, Adobe!

    • Pregnancy sometimes permanently enlarges your breasts. If you’d ever seen a pair that wasn’t on a computer monitor, you might know that.

      • buzz

        Bullshit. Pregnancy doesn’t permanently enlarge a woman’s breasts.

        Stop pretending to be female.

      • Freebie

        Before kids I was an A cup – after kids I’m a C cup, so yes, pregnancy and breastfeeding will permanently enlarge a woman’s breasts.

      • NothingisFree

        You had A cups before you had kids because you got knocked up when you were 12. The C cups came from puberty, now be quiet and get back on the pole Porsche.

      • Jake

        What was your waist size before and after pregnancy? “Cause weight gain also make boobs larger – the pregnancy is just a convenient excuse.

      • Hey Freebie:

        1. Quit pretending to be a girl. Everybody knows us dumb girls don’t know how to use the Internets.
        2. Pay attention to what the men have to say about this, because they are on the expert on women’s bodies. We don’t know anything!

        Even for The Superficial, this “mansplaining” to women about their own bodies hits a new low. Not that this was exactly the Faber Society (Google it, troglodytes) before….

      • Sure it does in some cases. Once again, you need some “hands on” experience with breasts. And no, fondling your computer monitor does not count.

  46. Shia LaBeouf Che Guevara Shirt Ripped Jean Shorts Shitty Sneakers
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    Shirt, shoes, socks and shorts(4 S’s),,,that look of dumpster trash,,,goes to expensive gym, goes to get hair done nice and pretty,,,,this guys makes as much sense as jerking to near conclusion,,then stopping!

  47. January Jones Bitchface Son Xander Leaning Away From Her
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    If you ever wanted to know how much Jones regrets having her kid, it’s written right there on his t-shirt… the poor bastard is literally wearing his mother’s disapproval.

  48. Khloe Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Striped Dress
    Robb7
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    Obviously, a genetic defect the whole family shares — and somehow they’ve parlayed this into making money.

  49. Kourtney Kardashian Cameltoe Gold Pants Mason Disick
    yourmom
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    The asshole gene runs deep in this one.

  50. John Travolta Leaving Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
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    “So…many…cocks…”

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