The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.22.14

May 22nd, 2014 // 380 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is full of pics from Roberto Cavalli‘s yacht party in Cannes including this one of Justin Bieber hanging out with the fuckest of wads Dan Bilzerian, so if you’re up there God and you’re looking for your next random and unfortunate act of gun violence, the time is now. Nothing? Oh, that’s right you don’t exist, but it doesn’t matter because our our royalty has acquired all the technology we need to sustain ourselves now.

“And you say this device can steer a limousine from far, far away, is that correct?”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Channing Tatum Looking At Jonah Hill Crotch 22 Jump Street Photo Call
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    “My eyes are up here, Channing.”

  2. Aubrey O'Day Butt Thong Lap Dance Instagram
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    Some people just want to watch the world burn.

  3. John Travolta Leaving Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
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    it looks like the velcro anchor for fuller, lusher beards.

  4. Channing Tatum Looking At Jonah Hill Crotch 22 Jump Street Photo Call
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    That fat boy always looks so damn creepy. Has anyone checked his basement for a deep pit and some lotion?(And yeah, i left that wide open…Oh, and again.)

  5. Andy Garcia Grabbing Young Boys Head On Basketball Court
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    Hey kid, wanna go to a Clippers game?

  6. John Travolta Leaving Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
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    “Wait…I’ve been a scientologist for how long????”

  7. Joanna Krupa Cleavage OK Magazine So Sexy LA Event
    Cock Dr
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    That is one fucked up outfit. Take it off immediately.

  8. January Jones Bitchface Son Xander Leaning Away From Her
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    God punished her with a child

  9. Prince Charles Google Glass Innovation Alley
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    Charles was frozen in this position for six straight hours after Two Girls One Cup ended.

  10. Channing Tatum Looking At Jonah Hill Crotch 22 Jump Street Photo Call
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    “None of these cheerleaders excite you?”
    “Only if they dress up as Leo.”

  11. Goldie Hawn Nipples No Bra Floral Muumuu
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    when’s the baby due?

  12. Prince Charles Google Glass Innovation Alley
    Cock Dr
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    Prince Glasshole

  13. Jessica Alba Butt Bikini Entertainment Weekly Cover
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    Photoshop or not, a fapping is coming (pun intended).

  14. John Travolta Leaving Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
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    CTRL-ALT-DEL! CTRL-ALT-DEL! CTRL-ALT-DEL!

  15. Dani Thorne Cleavage Buttcheek Blended Premiere
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    What … is that?

  16. Kourtney Kardashian Cameltoe Gold Pants Mason Disick
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    “Ewww…I smell poop. Is auntie Kim around?”

  17. Joanna Krupa Cleavage OK Magazine So Sexy LA Event
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    I think she’s on to us. She wove chicken feathers into her hair.

    Bok.

  18. John Travolta Leaving Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
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    Apparently the deckhands were buff.

  19. Khloe Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Striped Dress
    Cock Dr
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    I think a rift in space time just opened up on my desk.

  20. Lily Allen Nipples No Bra Le Grand Journal Performance
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    Yes, yes, Lily but where’s the third one?

  21. Ray J LA Hair Season Three Premiere
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    Wow, that jawline… Everyone knows it’s a dude right? Right?

  22. David Hasselhoff Kissing Hayley Roberts Ampelman Shop Berlin
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    Introducing his new perfume: Eu de hambuerguesa…..

  23. Khloe Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Striped Dress
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    deformed.

  24. Andy Garcia Grabbing Young Boys Head On Basketball Court
    Antici...
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    Seriously, he just stabbed the kid. Look at the other two. They are clearly preparing for death.

  25. Joe Jonas Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler
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    “I was just trying to express myself. Can’t you understand that?”
    “Expressing yourself is fine. Doing it naked on top of the delivery boy is another.”

  26. January Jones Bitchface Son Xander Leaning Away From Her
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    “Is that my daddy?”
    “No, that’s a tree.”
    “Is that my daddy?”
    “No, that’s a light post.”
    “Is that my daddy?
    “Nope, that’s another tree.”

  27. Ray J LA Hair Season Three Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Say whatever you want about Kim Kardashian, but at least she has a vagina.

    (I think.)

  28. Goldie Hawn Nipples No Bra Floral Muumuu
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Where’s Mr. Roper?

  29. Prince Charles Google Glass Innovation Alley
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Magic eyeglasses… google “Pushing old ladies down the stairs without getting caught”.

  30. John Travolta Leaving Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
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    “…What if that gypsy woman’s curse was real?”

  31. January Jones Bitchface Son Xander Leaning Away From Her
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    That’s emblazoned on his shirt as a reminder for every time she wants to toss him into traffic.

  32. John Travolta Leaving Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
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    DAMMITT Robert promised me a gardenhose
    Enema that lying bastard waxed my ballon knot for
    nothing!!!!!!

  33. Commented on this photo:

    Did Carl Weathers say no to Happy Gilmore 2?

  34. Shia LaBeouf Che Guevara Shirt Ripped Jean Shorts Shitty Sneakers
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    Yes, use your T-shirt to immediately identify yourself as a fucking douchewater tool like all the other college freshman.

  35. January Jones Bitchface Son Xander Leaning Away From Her
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    Thank God, mister are you here to save me from this
    fucking bitch, she not really my mom honest!!!

  36. Channing Tatum Looking At Jonah Hill Crotch 22 Jump Street Photo Call
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    “Like what you see? Leo’s out of town tonight.”

  37. RJ Mitte Turtleneck Ainsley Britain OK Magazine So Sexy LA Event
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    I’ll bet she pours a mean bowl of cereal.

  38. Khloe Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Striped Dress
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    The horizontal stripes were a good idea.

  39. Dani Thorne Cleavage Buttcheek Blended Premiere
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    YEEEHAAAWWW square dance time!!!!!!

  40. Vin Diesel Wearing Wife Beater To Doctors Office
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    Getting treatment after seeing Lena Dunham naked

  41. Joanna Krupa Cleavage OK Magazine So Sexy LA Event
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    She’s wearing the winner from Project Runway’s Duck Dynasty Easter special.

  42. Khloe Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Striped Dress
    Anthony
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    She looks like the sand worm from Beetlejuice.

  43. Khloe Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Striped Dress
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    Seen, here, modelling her new circus tent collection…

  44. Ray J LA Hair Season Three Premiere
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    “Hey Ray-J, where’s the bathroom?”

  45. Kourtney Kardashian Cameltoe Gold Pants Mason Disick
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    JEEESSSUUUS MOM did something crawl up your ass
    lay eggs then die!!!!!!

  46. John Travolta Leaving Roberto Cavalli Yacht Party Cannes
    JimBB
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    “Now, don’t be scared kids. Remember that us coroners have to see this sort of thing every day.”

    “Can it hurt us?”

    “No Jimmy, it’s just a dead body. It can’t hurt anyone.”

  47. Prince Charles Google Glass Innovation Alley
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    Quick, someone trick him into saying “Camilla naked.”

  48. Emma Slater Butt Tight Dress OK Magazine So Sexy LA Event
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    Can someone transplant her face on Haley Joel Osment’s head?

  49. Channing Tatum Looking At Jonah Hill Crotch 22 Jump Street Photo Call
    Little Tongue
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    Jonah’s found himself a new bitch?

  50. January Jones Bitchface Son Xander Leaning Away From Her
    JimBB
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    Come on, kid. Time for another game of hide-and-go-into-traffic!

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