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“They were depressed, looking down towards the floor, so I had them wrapped.”
X marks the spot. “Shoot your wad here”
“I touched a perky boob! Haven’t done that in a while.”
Trying to sneek into Cannes, didn’t get invited. :(
ATTENTION FAT PEOPLE!! Black does not make you appear slimmer if your apparel requires more than one acre of fabric…
Sure it does. Why do you think fat white girls love black guys so much?
Seen here on his way to Airwolf.
Looks like Hurley doesn’t want to go back to the island…
Really? This counts?
“My hat! I look like someone’s disgusting grandmother without it!”
I haven’t seen a forehead like that since the first Star Trek pilot.
chicks w/high hairlines = naggers/demanders.
STOP TOUCHING MEEEEE!!!
Little kids can be friends with old people, right?
Okay, so Keith hasn’t landed a new network gig but it looks like he at least got his foot in the door.
+1
Hey Ali, what do you do to stay relevant in this town?
Bravo!
Naomi, you are a MONSTER!
RIP Big Bird.
This time she’s gone too far. Don’t mess with the Street.
Big Bird was found backstage, an apparent victim of a cell phone bludgeoning.
100% crap
He looks like he has a continous loop of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” playing in his head.
Sesame Street meets ‘The Bodyguard’.
Don’t make her angry, you won’t like her when she’s angry.
“Ya know what’s worse than a Texas Tornado?”
“A Titty Twister!!!”
There’s so much shit going on in this photo my brain just farted.
She can unhinge her jaw but she doesn’t give blowjobs? There is no god.
Awesome.
beat me to it!!!
She looks sexy as hell in that outfit.
agreed – she looks like a piece of ass
She actually looks pretty good here…cosmetic are indeed an utterly plain woman’s best friend.
Be sure to tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
+1
Dammit, beat me to it!
This one has ‘hot chocolate’ written all over it. Except maybe her face.
I would definitely pull an Arnold on this chick.
“Welcome of CALE-FORN-YA” (sticks hand inside shirt, squeezes breast, drives away with security detail)
Finally, she’s catching on. Put the face where people are looking.
This is what burqas are made for…
she was perfect on Ed.
“Me me me me, ME ME ME!!”
“Sorry sir, concession stands don’t have coupons.”
This guy definitely just got a facebook photo that he’s going to rock til he’s 21.
I’ll bet she can mine some boogies with those nails.
Actually, sir, they are designed for picking scabs.
We lost our house in an earthquake and all we got was this hooker
Katy Perry, I would like to stick my penis right between your eyes. Both pairs if you don’t mind.
Wow, what the fuck happened to her?
Maybe this whole rehab thing (read: teaching her to eat more) was a bad fucking idea.
Good Lord! She’s turned into her younger sister — the fat one on Desperate Housewives!
ugly ass name for a hottie
And that’s only because her mom succeeded in talking her dad out of “Room Service”. Guy was a complete hotel nut.
Siamese twins connected at the penis? Well, isn’t that special…
no no, I think it’s supposed to be a sword fight going on here
Alfonso Ribeiro and Ricky Schroeder arrive for the Silver Spoons reunion show.
If only the smiley face ended just a few inches lower, I bet it would be even happier.
I like how she keeps an extra set of sunglasses in her hair.
It looks like a tiny little bra, maybe it holds spare diaphragms.
Well, at least she’s wearing safety goggles when she’s working the glory holes. Maybe there IS some hope.
Does this guy ever dress in anything but sweats, baggy t-shirts, and baseball caps? Look what you’re missing out on, Brit Brit!
The question is- CAN he wear anything that’s not baggy and sweaty?
I think not
Is she even wearing a top or is that just a skirt with a really high waist?
Beautiful, classy, sexy…..stuck in a window
And the winner of the “Keebler’s Gayest Elf” award goes to…
+++1
She can wrap that leg around head anytime.
^my head^
Zer is a leeetle beet of teet here.