The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.19.11

May 19th, 2011 // 563 Comments

Welcome to the Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Antonio Banderas tells Arnold to suck it and some people with vaginas noticed that the heads on her and her are actually different.

Learning each and every day,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Cardinal Fang

    First?

  2. Kirsten Dunst
    Commented on this photo:

    “They were depressed, looking down towards the floor, so I had them wrapped.”

  3. Cardinal Fang

    X marks the spot. “Shoot your wad here”

  4. Antonio Banderas
    Commented on this photo:

    “I touched a perky boob! Haven’t done that in a while.”

  5. Mischa Barton
    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    Trying to sneek into Cannes, didn’t get invited. :(

  6. Michael Moore
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    ATTENTION FAT PEOPLE!! Black does not make you appear slimmer if your apparel requires more than one acre of fabric…

  7. Roberto Cavalli
    Commented on this photo:

    Seen here on his way to Airwolf.

  8. Michael Moore
    bibi
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Hurley doesn’t want to go back to the island…

  9. Alfonso Ribeiro
    bi chick
    Commented on this photo:

    Really? This counts?

  10. Michael Moore
    Commented on this photo:

    “My hat! I look like someone’s disgusting grandmother without it!”

  11. Christina Ricci
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    I haven’t seen a forehead like that since the first Star Trek pilot.

  12. Jodie Foster
    Patrick
    Commented on this photo:

    STOP TOUCHING MEEEEE!!!

  13. Julie Bowen
    Commented on this photo:

    Little kids can be friends with old people, right?

  14. Keith Olbermann
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, so Keith hasn’t landed a new network gig but it looks like he at least got his foot in the door.

  15. Ali Larter
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Ali, what do you do to stay relevant in this town?

  16. Naomi Campbell
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Naomi, you are a MONSTER!
    RIP Big Bird.

  17. Victoria Silvstedt
    Marilou
    Commented on this photo:

    100% crap

  18. Michael Moore
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like he has a continous loop of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” playing in his head.

  19. Naomi Campbell
    Commented on this photo:

    Sesame Street meets ‘The Bodyguard’.

  20. Demi Lovato
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t make her angry, you won’t like her when she’s angry.

  21. Antonio Banderas
    Jimmy Earl
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ya know what’s worse than a Texas Tornado?”
    “A Titty Twister!!!”

  22. Keith Olbermann
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s so much shit going on in this photo my brain just farted.

  23. Jodie Foster
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    She can unhinge her jaw but she doesn’t give blowjobs? There is no god.

  24. Unimate

    She looks sexy as hell in that outfit.

  25. Kirsten Dunst
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    She actually looks pretty good here…cosmetic are indeed an utterly plain woman’s best friend.

  26. Michael Moore
    The Winchester
    Commented on this photo:

    Be sure to tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya.

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

  27. Tyra Banks
    Commented on this photo:

    This one has ‘hot chocolate’ written all over it. Except maybe her face.

  28. Ali Larter
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I would definitely pull an Arnold on this chick.

    “Welcome of CALE-FORN-YA” (sticks hand inside shirt, squeezes breast, drives away with security detail)

  29. Katy Perry
    kec232
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally, she’s catching on. Put the face where people are looking.

  30. Snooki
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what burqas are made for…

  31. Julie Bowen
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    she was perfect on Ed.

  32. Tyra Banks
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Me me me me, ME ME ME!!”

  33. Kevin Federline
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sorry sir, concession stands don’t have coupons.”

  34. Katy Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    This guy definitely just got a facebook photo that he’s going to rock til he’s 21.

  35. Snooki
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll bet she can mine some boogies with those nails.

  36. Katy Perry
    Zombie Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    We lost our house in an earthquake and all we got was this hooker

  37. Katy Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Katy Perry, I would like to stick my penis right between your eyes. Both pairs if you don’t mind.

  38. Demi Lovato
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, what the fuck happened to her?

    Maybe this whole rehab thing (read: teaching her to eat more) was a bad fucking idea.

  39. Bar Refaeli
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    ugly ass name for a hottie

  40. The Situation Pauly D
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Siamese twins connected at the penis? Well, isn’t that special…

  41. Alfonso Ribeiro
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Alfonso Ribeiro and Ricky Schroeder arrive for the Silver Spoons reunion show.

  42. Katy Perry
    Amy
    Commented on this photo:

    If only the smiley face ended just a few inches lower, I bet it would be even happier.

  43. Snooki
    Commented on this photo:

    I like how she keeps an extra set of sunglasses in her hair.

  44. Snooki
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, at least she’s wearing safety goggles when she’s working the glory holes. Maybe there IS some hope.

  45. Kevin Federline
    Ras Malfoof
    Commented on this photo:

    Does this guy ever dress in anything but sweats, baggy t-shirts, and baseball caps? Look what you’re missing out on, Brit Brit!

  46. Ali Larter
    Amy
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she even wearing a top or is that just a skirt with a really high waist?

  47. Julie Bowen
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Beautiful, classy, sexy…..stuck in a window

  48. The Situation Pauly D
    Commented on this photo:

    And the winner of the “Keebler’s Gayest Elf” award goes to…

  49. Michelle Rodriguez
    Commented on this photo:

    She can wrap that leg around head anytime.

  50. Antonio Banderas
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Zer is a leeetle beet of teet here.

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