The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.17.12

May 17th, 2012 // 486 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which has everything important that happened so far at the Cannes Film Festival right here and here. We’ve also got Vanessa Hudgens who still thinks Coachella‘s going on, Joe Jonas coordinates every single part of his outfit as all straight men are wont to do, James Gandolfini discovers sexting, and Dina Lohan shatters another innocent life. *dials phone* “Hello, Gerbers? Yes, she’ll do full frontal.”

You know Kris Jenner just dove into Kourtney’s uterus,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Tara Reid Drunk Cleavage Legs Minidress
    journalschism
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    Cannes or Scott Caan?

  2. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Striped Shirt
    Just_As_it_IS
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  3. Joe Jackson
    Just_As_it_IS
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    I thought Jada was in Cannes?

  4. Angela Simmons Bikini
    DemiGod
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    I would def give it to her, twice in 15 minutes.

  5. Angela Simmons Bikini
    DemiGod
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    That poontang hair would be stuck in my teeth.. just saying.

  6. Jessica Chastain Cleavage Cannes
    Carolyn
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    How about her Academy Award nomination for “The Help? I think she looks beautiful. Nice dress, fresh face without too much cheesy makeup, and that wonderful red hair.

  7. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Striped Shirt
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    Alzheimer patients make new friends everyday.

  8. Joe Jonas
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    Prettiest man I ever saw…

  9. Eva Herzigova Cleavage
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    I’d consider jumping too if I looked like Juliette Lewis.

  10. Tara Reid Drunk Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    So these are the friends Bunny was visiting in Palm Springs?

  11. Eva Longoria Butt See Through Dress Cannes
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    “I fell… On a rake!”

  12. Christie Brinkley Legs Minidress
    Axy
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    She looks amazing- she cant be human.

  13. Sacha Baron Cohen The Dictator Costume Beth Ditto Cannes
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    “Hey, Whiskers, no party hat…no party.”

  14. Pauly Perrette See Through shirt
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    Long Island accent? She’s from New Orleans, fer fuck sake.

  15. Dominic Chianese
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    I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT. It’s…ummm…errr…who the fuck is this guy?

  16. Vanessa Hudgens Tank Top Skirt
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    I’ll be right back. I’m gonna go get a spoon so I don’t miss even a drop when I eat her up.

  17. Joe Jonas
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    “Why are these two evil-doers skulking about? Up to no good, I’ll wager.”

    About all I could come up with that didn’t allude to their possibly being homosexuals. LIKE ALL THE OTHER FUCKING COMMENTS!

  18. Minka Kelly
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    “Hey, Minka, how about a blowjob?”

    “MEN! Can’t you ever be a bit more romantic?”

    “OK. How about a blowjob in the rain?”

  19. Joe Jackson
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    “Ha-ha-ha…stupid bitch be tryin’ to charge me twenny-fi dollah for some head. No way! I’ll pay ten.”

  20. Tara Reid Drunk Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Tara’s been looking a bit better lately. That chick holding her up looks sort of interesting as well.

    That settles it. I’ll fuck ‘em both!

  21. Sophie Monk Nipples
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    A dues-paying member of the Pretty Titty Committee!

  22. Eva Longoria Butt See Through Dress Cannes
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    This is the picture that should be in the dictionary when you look up “ass”.

  23. Christie Brinkley Legs Minidress
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    It seems as though her legs have taken a bit of a beating over the years, but the rest of her is still beautiful. Bless her 58 year old heart. And bang her 58 year old snatch.

  24. Lucy Liu Cleavage
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    Would it hurt her if I were to put soy sauce on her pussy before eating it?

  25. Christina Hendricks
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    I’d like to lay down between those two torpedoes and take a nice long nap. I’ll bet her tits smell like carnations.

  26. Angela Simmons Bikini
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    I think she’s really cute. If none of the rest of you want her, I’ll take her.

  27. Dominic Chianese
    geekcentric
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    Looks like he finally got a chance to see the Kate Upton Cat Daddy Video.

  28. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Striped Shirt
    geekcentric
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    He looks exactly like the villain in Robocop after he fell in that toxic sludge….only worse.

  29. Joe Jackson
    geekcentric
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    I thought that was Ice-T for a moment.

  30. Joe Jonas
    bigalkie
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    Kepping six until it’s his turn at the gloryhole

  31. Tara Reid Drunk Cleavage Legs Minidress
    CranAppleSnapple
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    That guy left his puppy somewhere.

  32. Dina Lohan Baby
    Codot
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    Hey hey! Don’t shit on my coke!

  33. Christina Hendricks
    Codot
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    I wouldn’t mind being a casualty in THAT motorboating accident!

  34. Angela Simmons Bikini
    well
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    why the fuck would you wear a necklace around your torso?

  35. Chris Noth Grey Beard Tuxedo
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    He accidentally the razor.

  36. Dina Lohan Baby
    katiec
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    As a fellow mom of 3 I find all these comments disgusting

  37. Kat Dennings
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    I fucking love this woman. One of the future Mrs. Don Zaloogs.

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