Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which has everything important that happened so far at the Cannes Film Festival right here and here. We’ve also got Vanessa Hudgens who still thinks Coachella‘s going on, Joe Jonas coordinates every single part of his outfit as all straight men are wont to do, James Gandolfini discovers sexting, and Dina Lohan shatters another innocent life. *dials phone* “Hello, Gerbers? Yes, she’ll do full frontal.”
You know Kris Jenner just dove into Kourtney’s uterus,
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Cannes or Scott Caan?
Won’t this guy ever stop melting?
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I thought Jada was in Cannes?
I would def give it to her, twice in 15 minutes.
That poontang hair would be stuck in my teeth.. just saying.
How about her Academy Award nomination for “The Help? I think she looks beautiful. Nice dress, fresh face without too much cheesy makeup, and that wonderful red hair.
Alzheimer patients make new friends everyday.
Prettiest man I ever saw…
I’d consider jumping too if I looked like Juliette Lewis.
So these are the friends Bunny was visiting in Palm Springs?
“I fell… On a rake!”
She looks amazing- she cant be human.
“Hey, Whiskers, no party hat…no party.”
Long Island accent? She’s from New Orleans, fer fuck sake.
I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT. It’s…ummm…errr…who the fuck is this guy?
I’ll be right back. I’m gonna go get a spoon so I don’t miss even a drop when I eat her up.
“Why are these two evil-doers skulking about? Up to no good, I’ll wager.”
About all I could come up with that didn’t allude to their possibly being homosexuals. LIKE ALL THE OTHER FUCKING COMMENTS!
“Hey, Minka, how about a blowjob?”
“MEN! Can’t you ever be a bit more romantic?”
“OK. How about a blowjob in the rain?”
“Ha-ha-ha…stupid bitch be tryin’ to charge me twenny-fi dollah for some head. No way! I’ll pay ten.”
Tara’s been looking a bit better lately. That chick holding her up looks sort of interesting as well.
That settles it. I’ll fuck ‘em both!
A dues-paying member of the Pretty Titty Committee!
This is the picture that should be in the dictionary when you look up “ass”.
It seems as though her legs have taken a bit of a beating over the years, but the rest of her is still beautiful. Bless her 58 year old heart. And bang her 58 year old snatch.
Would it hurt her if I were to put soy sauce on her pussy before eating it?
I’d like to lay down between those two torpedoes and take a nice long nap. I’ll bet her tits smell like carnations.
I think she’s really cute. If none of the rest of you want her, I’ll take her.
Looks like he finally got a chance to see the Kate Upton Cat Daddy Video.
He looks exactly like the villain in Robocop after he fell in that toxic sludge….only worse.
You just need to check out the link I pasted a couple of posts before yours.
I thought that was Ice-T for a moment.
Kepping six until it’s his turn at the gloryhole
That guy left his puppy somewhere.
Hey hey! Don’t shit on my coke!
I wouldn’t mind being a casualty in THAT motorboating accident!
why the fuck would you wear a necklace around your torso?
He accidentally the razor.
As a fellow mom of 3 I find all these comments disgusting
I fucking love this woman. One of the future Mrs. Don Zaloogs.