The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.17.12

May 17th, 2012 // 486 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which has everything important that happened so far at the Cannes Film Festival right here and here. We’ve also got Vanessa Hudgens who still thinks Coachella‘s going on, Joe Jonas coordinates every single part of his outfit as all straight men are wont to do, James Gandolfini discovers sexting, and Dina Lohan shatters another innocent life. *dials phone* “Hello, Gerbers? Yes, she’ll do full frontal.”

You know Kris Jenner just dove into Kourtney’s uterus,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jada Pinkett Smith Balding Willow Smith Shaved Head
    amir
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    That is the look of a little girl who would rather be almost anywhere else in the world.

  2. Chris Noth Grey Beard Tuxedo
    Mama Pinkus
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    looking good, Chris!

  3. Christina Hendricks
    kimmykimkim
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    Lose the fucking hat.

  4. Joe Jackson
    Mama Pinkus
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    you know life is unfair when Michael checks out early but his piece of shit father just keeps on going

  5. Sophie Monk Nipples
    Mama Pinkus
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    has she always had fish lips?

  6. Eva Longoria Butt See Through Dress Cannes
    Mama Pinkus
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    she needs to eat

  7. Christie Brinkley Legs Minidress
    Mama Pinkus
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    um…Christie – you were doing good but don’t hop on the Pamela Anderson train

  8. Christina Hendricks
    Mama Pinkus
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    gross

  9. Angela Simmons Bikini
    Mama Pinkus
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    I don’t know who she is but that is very unflattering swimwear for her body

  10. Sacha Baron Cohen The Dictator Costume Beth Ditto Cannes
    Colin
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    Is this some sort of Star Wars reference? And why are the Wookie and Ewok wearing such weird clothes?

  11. Minka Kelly
    Boo
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    Marry me.

  12. Dominic Chianese
    Andre Soto
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    It seems that Kame Sennin finally got a naked picture from Bulma.

  13. Pauly Perrette See Through shirt
    Colin
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    I’ll watch her on NCIS over Chris Noth on Law & Order any day of the week.

  14. Pauly Perrette See Through shirt
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    The personification of every chick who’s sold me jeans at the Gap.

  15. Sacha Baron Cohen The Dictator Costume Beth Ditto Cannes
    dooood
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    ?…….?……… ‘the fuck?!?!

  16. Hofit Golan Butt See Through Dress
    dooood
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    i want to be on you

  17. Katie Price Cleavage
    Colin
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    One bikini for Ms. Price, and hazmat headgear for everyone else.

  18. Chris Noth Grey Beard Tuxedo
    dooood
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    its like an old guy trying to get that 20 year old bad boy grizzle

  19. Pauly Perrette See Through shirt
    dooood
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    …… meh, i’d have sex with that

  20. Sacha Baron Cohen The Dictator Costume Beth Ditto Cannes
    Grand Poobah
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    Looks like papa smurf and R2D2 doing some hip hop!

  21. Pauly Perrette See Through shirt
    Grand Poobah
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    needs a few tattoos to complete the package

  22. Dominic Chianese
    dooood
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    nice, curly howard enjoying modern technology

  23. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Striped Shirt
    Grand Poobah
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    It would be a great improvement if he would just pull the hat all the way down.

  24. Minka Kelly
    Grand Poobah
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    Shooting the new Depends commercial I see…

  25. Vanessa Hudgens Tank Top Skirt
    dooood
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    nice ozzy osbourne sized crucifix.
    thats never gonna hurt anyone

  26. Vanessa Hudgens Tank Top Skirt
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    Looks like she put on some weight. Am I allowed to call her Vanessa Pudgems now?

  27. Joe Jonas
    dooood
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    so witch one is the washed up teen whore?

  28. Eric Christian Olsen Scruffy Beard
    dooood
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    hey its that guy they got to look like a young cary elwes

  29. Tara Reid Drunk Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Grand Poobah
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    Looks like its gonna pop. I’d play with them even though they are so obviously fake.

  30. Tara Reid Drunk Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Grand Poobah
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    a small version of a kardashian ass on her chest?

  31. Dina Lohan Baby
    EmT
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    Please God no! 1-2-3 wake up, 1-2-3 wake up, 1-2-3 wake up…

  32. Christie Brinkley Legs Minidress
    Grand Poobah
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    does she ever just stand still for a picture or is everything always animated like the rest of this fukwitts life

  33. Phoebe Price Cleavage Cannes
    Andre Soto
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    Who the hell died?

  34. Phoebe Price Cleavage Cannes
    Grand Poobah
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    Amazing what one can do with a trash bag

  35. Christina Hendricks
    Grand Poobah
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    speaking of trash bags………

  36. Angela Simmons Bikini
    Grand Poobah
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    cool a tiny carrying handle….. A leather one would probably work better though.

  37. Angela Simmons Bikini
    Grand Poobah
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    shouldn’t there be a gap between her legs?

    • rantatonne

      even if majority of women had the body to have that mesmerizing gap you are referring to, I don’t think any short of those in famine stricken places would have a gap with their legs crossed over like that.

  38. Angela Simmons Bikini
    Andre Soto
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    And this is how we found out how Beyonce and Jay-Z’s daughter will look like when she grows up.

  39. Tara Reid Drunk Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Matty
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    That guy is contemplating the life choices he made to become Tara Reid’s coat holder and crying on the inside.

  40. Dina Lohan Baby
    Colin
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    I thought that was Lindsay when I first looked at it. Not sure whether that’s more insulting to her or Dina.

  41. Dina Lohan Baby
    Grand Poobah
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    too many horrible comments for this horrible woman I could write here, instead I will just say nothing…

  42. Eva Longoria Butt See Through Dress Cannes
    dooood
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    beautiful women have absolutely no need for decorations
    (yes i got that from ‘robin hood prince of thieves’. sue me.)

    i wish chicks would stop getting tongue rings, belly button rings and lower back tattoos already.

    natural beauty on its own is so much sexier.
    the only things that comes close to making women look hotter is seeing them in the shower, hair in the wind, or masturbation.

  43. Danica McKellar Cleavage Minidress
    Grand Poobah
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    she looks silly with her tits all crushed in trying to make cleavage

  44. Lucy Liu Cleavage
    Grand Poobah
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    who liu?

  45. Eva Herzigova Cleavage
    Grand Poobah
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    looks like tit crushing for cleavage has hit epidemic proportions

  46. Dominic Chianese
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    Some pap got a pic of his phone screen…

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/17/surpriseddog-150_143.jpg[/img]

  47. Kat Dennings
    Grand Poobah
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    looks like a death mask…ewwwwwwwwww

  48. Sophie Monk Nipples
    Grand Poobah
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    her head is too small for the size of her tits

  49. Christie Brinkley Legs Minidress
    elliottspitzer
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    Her immediate reaction to the sight of her her daughter Alexa Joel’s face with out her make up on.

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