Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which has everything important that happened so far at the Cannes Film Festival right here and here. We’ve also got Vanessa Hudgens who still thinks Coachella‘s going on, Joe Jonas coordinates every single part of his outfit as all straight men are wont to do, James Gandolfini discovers sexting, and Dina Lohan shatters another innocent life. *dials phone* “Hello, Gerbers? Yes, she’ll do full frontal.”
You know Kris Jenner just dove into Kourtney’s uterus,
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That is the look of a little girl who would rather be almost anywhere else in the world.
looking good, Chris!
Lose the fucking hat.
Leave her alone, she just auditioned for an 80′s John Hughes movie.
Isn’t that redundant?
you know life is unfair when Michael checks out early but his piece of shit father just keeps on going
has she always had fish lips?
she needs to eat
she’s gross enough.
um…Christie – you were doing good but don’t hop on the Pamela Anderson train
gross
I don’t know who she is but that is very unflattering swimwear for her body
I’d say it’s a very unflattering body for swimwear.
Is this some sort of Star Wars reference? And why are the Wookie and Ewok wearing such weird clothes?
Marry me.
It seems that Kame Sennin finally got a naked picture from Bulma.
I’ll watch her on NCIS over Chris Noth on Law & Order any day of the week.
The personification of every chick who’s sold me jeans at the Gap.
?…….?……… ‘the fuck?!?!
i want to be on you
One bikini for Ms. Price, and hazmat headgear for everyone else.
its like an old guy trying to get that 20 year old bad boy grizzle
…… meh, i’d have sex with that
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Looks like papa smurf and R2D2 doing some hip hop!
needs a few tattoos to complete the package
nice, curly howard enjoying modern technology
It would be a great improvement if he would just pull the hat all the way down.
Shooting the new Depends commercial I see…
nice ozzy osbourne sized crucifix.
thats never gonna hurt anyone
Looks like she put on some weight. Am I allowed to call her Vanessa Pudgems now?
so witch one is the washed up teen whore?
hey its that guy they got to look like a young cary elwes
Looks like its gonna pop. I’d play with them even though they are so obviously fake.
a small version of a kardashian ass on her chest?
Please God no! 1-2-3 wake up, 1-2-3 wake up, 1-2-3 wake up…
does she ever just stand still for a picture or is everything always animated like the rest of this fukwitts life
Who the hell died?
She did.
Amazing what one can do with a trash bag
One can fill it with trash.
speaking of trash bags………
cool a tiny carrying handle….. A leather one would probably work better though.
shouldn’t there be a gap between her legs?
even if majority of women had the body to have that mesmerizing gap you are referring to, I don’t think any short of those in famine stricken places would have a gap with their legs crossed over like that.
And this is how we found out how Beyonce and Jay-Z’s daughter will look like when she grows up.
That guy is contemplating the life choices he made to become Tara Reid’s coat holder and crying on the inside.
I thought that was Lindsay when I first looked at it. Not sure whether that’s more insulting to her or Dina.
too many horrible comments for this horrible woman I could write here, instead I will just say nothing…
beautiful women have absolutely no need for decorations
(yes i got that from ‘robin hood prince of thieves’. sue me.)
i wish chicks would stop getting tongue rings, belly button rings and lower back tattoos already.
natural beauty on its own is so much sexier.
the only things that comes close to making women look hotter is seeing them in the shower, hair in the wind, or masturbation.
she looks silly with her tits all crushed in trying to make cleavage
who liu?
looks like tit crushing for cleavage has hit epidemic proportions
Some pap got a pic of his phone screen…
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looks like a death mask…ewwwwwwwwww
her head is too small for the size of her tits
reality check she jsut has NO IMPLANTS duh
Her immediate reaction to the sight of her her daughter Alexa Joel’s face with out her make up on.