The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.16.13

May 16th, 2013 // 379 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you slightly early so Fish and I can duck out to see Star Trek Into Darkness, which may or may not result in a review depending on how severely we slapfight over manly stuff like editing and dialogue. But that doesn’t mean I slacked on your TCWM. There’s Jason Collins‘ twin brother, who’s apparently had to beat off gay dudes left and right, wait, Jonah Hill spotting a produce truck, The Pope fondling a bird, and Sacha Baron Cohen finally inspired for his newest character, Juan Carlos, a narcoleptic Mexican gardener, who through various cross-cultural mishaps will be unable to keep his penis from constantly flopping out of his shorts. It’s going to be hilarious, bro!

See? I took care of you guys, *glues Spock ears to crotch, Vulcan salutes mirror*,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sebastian Bach Maxim Hot 100 Party
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    Sebastian, dude, the 60′s are over. Run a brush through that mop on your head.

  2. Will Smith Jaden Smith Ellen DeGeneres Green Screen Instagram
    Trick Dickle
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    Loves boys. Loves girls. Loves himself.

  3. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts 66th Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony
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    This ultra-maroon is 6’4″, 60 years old, and worth an estimated $110 million. Add them all together and they still come up to a great big zero.

  4. Anna Faris CBS Upfronts
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    How can a woman that cute take such an ugly picture?

  5. Will Smith Jaden Smith Ellen DeGeneres Green Screen Instagram
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    “Hey, look, everyone…it’s an Oreo!”

  6. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Bra Midriff Facebook
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    Pretty sure this photo is about 7 years old.

  7. Carey Mulligan Leonardo DiCaprio 66th Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony
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    My God, why does she ALWAYS have that stupid expression on her face??

  8. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain
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    Nooooo

  9. Sebastian Bach Maxim Hot 100 Party
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    “Gimme your weed, bitch, and nobody gets hurt.”

  10. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth
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    With that gap in her teeth, I’ll bet she sounds like Herbert from Family Guy.

  11. Hulk Hogan TNA Impact Wrestling Welcome Event
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    “Fire !!! AAAAHHHHHHHH !!!!”

  12. Sebastian Bach Maxim Hot 100 Party
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    “My teeth aren’t yellow, say it !”

  13. Will Smith Jaden Smith Ellen DeGeneres Green Screen Instagram
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    In a simulation of a waiting line for a public urinal.

  14. Queen Latifah No Make Up Gut
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    See, told you Beyonce was pregnant.

  15. Pope Francis Holding Dove Vatican City
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    “Oh look!… Mike Tyson sent me a fan letter.”

  16. Queen Latifah No Make Up Gut
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    Oh, please. She looks better than Jonah Hill in the last picture. She’s *supposed* to have boobs. What’s his excuse?

  17. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Spandex Pants
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    Rob’s control-top pantyhose makes him feel sexy, confident, and comfortable while on the go.

  18. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth
    Pine Table Fever
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    No-one told me they were making a new Steptoe and Son film?!

  19. Prince Harry Sentebale Royal Salute Polo Cup
    Pine Table Fever
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    ‘…hey, kid, I know this isn’t the time but can I just say after a few drinks your mother used to do this amazing trick with a mallet and polo ball.’

  20. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Bra Midriff Facebook
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    We’ve all seen Paparazzi shots of her from this week. She’s thin again, and it’s not Photoshop. Who cares what she’s doing…it’s working.

  21. Anna Faris CBS Upfronts
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    Things definitely went downhill for Taryn Manning after 8 Mile

  22. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain
    ruckus
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    He and John Goodman could be those talking m&ms.

  23. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    Mojo rising
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    For a second I thought it was Kim. Then I noticed the ring…

  24. Prince Charles Wedgwood Institute
    Mojo rising
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    Couldn’t the spring for two cars? For crissake, he’s the next King of England!

  25. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Spandex Pants
    Dominuse
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    If he had a cigarette in the right paw, it would be perfect.

  26. Jarron Collins Im The Straight One Shirt Jason Collins Brother Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    I’m not sure, but I think if I were his brother I would be offended that he feels he needs to wear that shirt.

  27. Jackie Chan Balancing On Yacht Railing Skiptrace Photocall Cannes
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    “I now have best seat in house!”

  28. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
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    If she promised to keep her fucking mouth shut about it, I’d do her.

  29. Prince Charles Wedgwood Institute
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    “No, I’m afraid these horseless carriages will never catch on.”

  30. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Bra Midriff Facebook
    Stewie
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    OK I’m officially impresses. It’s not easy to lose weight and she had that monkey on her back for some time.

  31. Stephanie Seymour Nipples Sentebale Royal Salute Polo Cup
    $#&@%€
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    Petey’s mom has got it goin on

  32. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Bra Midriff Facebook
    skunk
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    yea right

  33. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain
    zoya
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    That’s not Rob, its “Kim” without ‘her’ hair and makeup. Kanye really is gay.

    (my dog just farted himself awake)

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