The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.16.13

May 16th, 2013 // 379 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you slightly early so Fish and I can duck out to see Star Trek Into Darkness, which may or may not result in a review depending on how severely we slapfight over manly stuff like editing and dialogue. But that doesn’t mean I slacked on your TCWM. There’s Jason Collins‘ twin brother, who’s apparently had to beat off gay dudes left and right, wait, Jonah Hill spotting a produce truck, The Pope fondling a bird, and Sacha Baron Cohen finally inspired for his newest character, Juan Carlos, a narcoleptic Mexican gardener, who through various cross-cultural mishaps will be unable to keep his penis from constantly flopping out of his shorts. It’s going to be hilarious, bro!

See? I took care of you guys, *glues Spock ears to crotch, Vulcan salutes mirror*,

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

superficial

  1. Cindy Crawford Cleavage 66th Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony
    Commented on this photo:

    gross.

  2. Jude Law
    Nonnie Moose
    Commented on this photo:

    * looking one picture back

  3. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    Nonnie Moose
    Commented on this photo:

    Who painted zebra stripes on the Goodyear blimp?

  4. Pope Francis Holding Dove Vatican City
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s actually a carrier pigeon, it has a tiny not tied to its leg that says “send more little boys”.

  5. Cindy Crawford Cleavage 66th Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony
    Nonnie Moose
    Commented on this photo:

    Welcome to the crypt! I’ve dug something up for you…

  6.   Sara Gilbert Sharon Osbourne Aisha Tyler Sheryl Underwood CBS Upfronts
    Commented on this photo:

    Best photo of Sara Gilbert ever.

  7. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Bra Midriff Facebook
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank you, Xtina, for showing us your stellar photoshop skills!

  8. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Spandex Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at this colossal douchebag! I hope a grand piano falls on his head!
    (Oh if real life were only like cartoons…)

  9. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    I would really hate to see him naked. It would be sad.

    • John Travolta

      Even more sad that the thought even crossed your mind…

      • Jade

        No different than all the comments guys make about the women here on a daily basis. Look at the pic.. his arms are all skinny/tiny looking, and his torso is so wide.

  10. Will Smith Jaden Smith Ellen DeGeneres Green Screen Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Post-production on the Human Centipede 3 is almost complete.

  11. Sebastian Bach Maxim Hot 100 Party
    Commented on this photo:

    (5 seconds earlier) “Oh I absolutely LOVED ‘Poison’ when I was a kid”

  12. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    At first, I thought this was stage makeup, and I was wondering what movie it was for. But no, that gap is real.

  13. Jude Law
    Commented on this photo:

    and this is why a good paparazzi always has his penis hanging out.

  14. Stephanie Seymour Nipples Sentebale Royal Salute Polo Cup
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    BURN THAT DRESS

  15. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth
    Commented on this photo:

    Letterman in drag?

  16. Sacha Baron Cohen 66th Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony
    Commented on this photo:

    All that money and you don’t own a razor?

  17. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Here we have Khloe in the optical illusion clothing line.

  18. Pope Francis Holding Dove Vatican City
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s preferable that they finger birds rather than their alterboys.

  19. Jude Law
    TheOneBender
    Commented on this photo:

    Pretty sure he just saw that previous Kardashian pic….

  20.   Sara Gilbert Sharon Osbourne Aisha Tyler Sheryl Underwood CBS Upfronts
    richie
    Commented on this photo:

    Jeez!! What the F happened to the Spice Girls?!

  21. Jackie Chan Balancing On Yacht Railing Skiptrace Photocall Cannes
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    At least someone looks like they’re having a little fun out there.

  22. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    A Kardashian wearing horizontal stripes across the butt….a bold move indeed.

  23. Emma Watson Nipples The Bling Ring Premiere Cannes
    FattyMcGee
    Commented on this photo:

    In the background there’s always one of Doctor Frankenstein’s creations saying it with their eyes.

  24. Cindy Crawford Cleavage 66th Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope that’s just harsh makeup and not the result of some Beverly Hills plastic surgeon ghoul sucking fat out of her face.

  25. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Bra Midriff Facebook
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s promoting her new single, “Genie in a Girdle.”

  26. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s looking good. Can you imagine how hot she’d look if she covered up her entire face?

  27. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts 66th Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s thinking right now that it’s totally worth it to be fucking him.
    She might have 2nd thoughts when she’s confronted with loud drunkeness and vomit later in the evening.

  28. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth
    Shepler
    Commented on this photo:

    Get Invisiline bitch…your ex can afford it!

  29. Emma Watson Nipples The Bling Ring Premiere Cannes
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate to be an alarmist, but I think Hermione’s magic mirror wants to kill her.

  30. Billy Baldwin Grey Beard Licking Lips
    Commented on this photo:

    Billy’s not too proud to fish around his mouth in public for bits of breakfast he might have missed.

  31. Stephanie Seymour Nipples Sentebale Royal Salute Polo Cup
    Commented on this photo:

    First time I’ve seen her not wearing a bikini. Bikini preferable.

  32. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Spandex Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    First, Jonah Hill. Then, Queen Latifah. Now, Rob Kardashian. I feel like Photo Boy is taking us on a tour of the Jenny Craig Hall of I Give Up.

  33. Stephanie Seymour Nipples Sentebale Royal Salute Polo Cup
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s to blame for the Brant Brothers, and is therefore dead to me.

  34. Hulk Hogan TNA Impact Wrestling Welcome Event
    spareclownparts
    Commented on this photo:

    Take a left at citrus avenue brother!

  35. Pope Francis Holding Dove Vatican City
    Commented on this photo:

    “A well-known site at the Vatican are Gape Pigeons, so called because their rear plumage is reminiscent of a Catholic altar boy’s rectum.”

  36. Emma Watson Nipples The Bling Ring Premiere Cannes
    Commented on this photo:

    Reflection dude looks like Ariel Castro.

  37. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not kiddin, I’ve got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Oww, it’s SQUIDGY! Christ, I’m gettin all emotional from it, ya know?

  38. Hulk Hogan TNA Impact Wrestling Welcome Event
    Commented on this photo:

    The need to take a sushi dump can strike without warning.

  39. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Spandex Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    How many of these Kardashian kids are knocked up, anyway?

  40. Prince Harry Sentebale Royal Salute Polo Cup
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry Sir, we can’t find a pool table anywhere. Not after your last visit to Vegas.

  41. Sebastian Bach Maxim Hot 100 Party
    Commented on this photo:

    I see Chris Brown’s Pick-Up techniques are starting to spread out across the music industry.

  42. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Jeans Versus Versace Launch
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know it was even possible to cover up Mena’s fivehead.

  43. Billy Baldwin Grey Beard Licking Lips
    Commented on this photo:

    Tom Cruise will always have this as a reminder of what would happen if he let himself go.

  44.   Sara Gilbert Sharon Osbourne Aisha Tyler Sheryl Underwood CBS Upfronts
    JungleRed
    Commented on this photo:

    Wendy just open hand karate blocked some dude trying to touch Aisha’s goodies.

  45. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she killed and ate the leopard (or whatever it was) then made a bag from the pelt.

  46. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth
    Commented on this photo:

    Sssssshe is sssssso ssssexsssy!

  47. Stephanie Seymour Nipples Sentebale Royal Salute Polo Cup
    JungleRed
    Commented on this photo:

    And this is even after dating Axl Rose.

  48. Sebastian Bach Maxim Hot 100 Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Sebastian? Sebastian! Let her go, Sebastian. You can’t get away with that sort of thing in this day and age. Remember, you aren’t as famous as you once thought you were.

  49. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Bra Midriff Facebook
    Lissa
    Commented on this photo:

    Amazing what plastic surgery and photoshop can accomplish!

  50. Prince Harry Sentebale Royal Salute Polo Cup
    Commented on this photo:

    My Lord, I am SO sorry about yesterday; we just assumed “Chris Christie” was the name of a female porn star.

Leave A Comment