The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.16.13

May 16th, 2013 // 379 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you slightly early so Fish and I can duck out to see Star Trek Into Darkness, which may or may not result in a review depending on how severely we slapfight over manly stuff like editing and dialogue. But that doesn’t mean I slacked on your TCWM. There’s Jason Collins‘ twin brother, who’s apparently had to beat off gay dudes left and right, wait, Jonah Hill spotting a produce truck, The Pope fondling a bird, and Sacha Baron Cohen finally inspired for his newest character, Juan Carlos, a narcoleptic Mexican gardener, who through various cross-cultural mishaps will be unable to keep his penis from constantly flopping out of his shorts. It’s going to be hilarious, bro!

See? I took care of you guys, *glues Spock ears to crotch, Vulcan salutes mirror*,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Stephanie Seymour Nipples Sentebale Royal Salute Polo Cup
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    Damn this chick just gets hotter with time

  2. Sebastian Bach Maxim Hot 100 Party
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    I find that choking out women makes all of my dates go easier, too.

  3. Sebastian Bach Maxim Hot 100 Party
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    Dafuq were either of them doing at the Maxim Hot 100 party??

  4. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth
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    she can floss with a rope

  5. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Jeans Versus Versace Launch
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    Dat ass! Oh, how I love this woman.

  6. Jackie Chan Balancing On Yacht Railing Skiptrace Photocall Cannes
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    The man is a legend.

  7. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth
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    I totally would.

  8. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
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    even without seeing the face, one can immediately identify this photo as a Kardashian

  9. Anna Faris CBS Upfronts
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    Doing her very best Courtney Love impression.

  10. Hulk Hogan TNA Impact Wrestling Welcome Event
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    he’s seeing the smallest pussy on earth…

  11. Will Smith Jaden Smith Ellen DeGeneres Green Screen Instagram
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    Ellen is more masculine than Jaden ever will be.

  12. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Jeans Versus Versace Launch
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    Kena Kuvari also know as KK’s Ass

  13. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Bra Midriff Facebook
    Cock Dr
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    Back on the cocaine diet?

  14. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth
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    now as Johnny left, still haunted!!

  15. Billy Baldwin Grey Beard Licking Lips
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    Damn, Joe Don Baker hasn’t aged a bit.

  16. Pope Francis Holding Dove Vatican City
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    If he just pulled it out of that tiny yarmulke, I’m impressed.

  17. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts 66th Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony
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    to where?!! to the beach?

  18. Will Smith Jaden Smith Ellen DeGeneres Green Screen Instagram
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    Will looks aroused in this pic

  19.   Sara Gilbert Sharon Osbourne Aisha Tyler Sheryl Underwood CBS Upfronts
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    I thouggh RU Paul wasn’t into wearing drag anymore.

  20. Stephanie Seymour Nipples Sentebale Royal Salute Polo Cup
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    She is hot. That dress is awful.

  21. Jude Law
    Grace
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    “So that’s where the verb ‘handle’ comes from!”

  22. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth
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    Diastema!

  23. Carey Mulligan Leonardo DiCaprio 66th Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony
    dashwood
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    It is so nice to see a father taking his daughter to Cannes.

  24. Jarron Collins Im The Straight One Shirt Jason Collins Brother Jimmy Kimmel Live
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Can you give the person IN the picture a thumbs up?

  25. Cindy Crawford Cleavage 66th Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony
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    Is this Maria Menounos? I honestly can’t tell, I’ve never seen her from the front.

  26. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Bra Midriff Facebook
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    The great thing about digital photography is that you can put up a picture from like 2003 on Instagram today and there are no telltale signs of fading or anything.

  27. Anna Faris CBS Upfronts
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    She just caught a glimpse of what Sharon Osbourne was so desperately trying to cover up a few pics back.

  28. Billy Baldwin Grey Beard Licking Lips
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He may not have a penny to his name, but he also isn’t about to have a baby at 90 years-old, isn’t stuck walking effeminate dogs, or have a daughter releasing a booty shaking video every other day.

    So I say the Baldwin brother in line at the unemployment office wins.

  29. Will Smith Jaden Smith Ellen DeGeneres Green Screen Instagram
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    There should have been an “NSFW” tag on this…

  30. Prince Harry Sentebale Royal Salute Polo Cup
    1hunglo
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    “The pathword is: clitoriss”

  31.   Sara Gilbert Sharon Osbourne Aisha Tyler Sheryl Underwood CBS Upfronts
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Further proof that the highest paid people in Hollywood should be TV makeup artists.

  32. Prince Charles Wedgwood Institute
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    Had Princess Diana survived the crash, we could have seen a completely different photo of Prince Charles in a quad.

    I’m going to hell.

  33. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Spandex Pants
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    Kevin Federline??

  34. Carey Mulligan Leonardo DiCaprio 66th Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony
    Cock Dr
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    You never get to see the lemon sucking faces in People magazine…which is a pity.

  35. Pope Francis Holding Dove Vatican City
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    At least he’s not licking someone’s feet this time.

  36. Kelsey Grammer Kayte Walsh Bra See Through Dress
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    Put a cap on him and he’s the Gorton’s Fish guy.

  37. Prince Harry Sentebale Royal Salute Polo Cup
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Rihanna is not available to come to your hotel suite tonight, but I can get you beautiful, young, talented Disney actress Amanda Bynes.

  38. Prince Charles Wedgwood Institute
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    Seriously, at this point every citizen in Great Britain has had a photo op with Prince Charles, Harry, the pregnant one or her husband. It beats working in a factory, but that’s a weird fuckin’ life.

  39. Pope Francis Holding Dove Vatican City
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    2 seconds later, he bit the doves head off and flashed the metal sign, eyes glowing red with evil.

  40. Pope Francis Holding Dove Vatican City
    JC
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    Transcript: “Cheep cheep cheep!”
    Translation: “Bad touch! Bad touch!”

  41. Emma Watson Nipples The Bling Ring Premiere Cannes
    tom
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    Who is that creepy guy behind the window?

  42. Jackie Chan Balancing On Yacht Railing Skiptrace Photocall Cannes
    Anthony
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    Jackie always okay!

  43. Hulk Hogan TNA Impact Wrestling Welcome Event
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    Anybody see my glasses?

  44. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Bra Midriff Facebook
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    could you lean back a little more? A little more? You’ll know when it’s far enough because the camera crew will high-five each other.

  45. Queen Latifah No Make Up Gut
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    Should have put this pic before the jonah hill one so it would look like he’s reacting to her.

  46. Carey Mulligan Leonardo DiCaprio 66th Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony
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    Leo only likes a certain type of GF and they seem to be getting younger?

  47. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Spandex Pants
    Cock Dr
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    Been a while since we saw a set of moobs like that on the CWM.

  48. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain
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    “I know, I’m fat again..fuck me, right?”

  49. Anna Faris CBS Upfronts
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    Bertney, sans Fernch fries.

  50. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Spandex Pants
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    nice socks asshole…

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