The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.16.13

May 16th, 2013 // 379 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you slightly early so Fish and I can duck out to see Star Trek Into Darkness, which may or may not result in a review depending on how severely we slapfight over manly stuff like editing and dialogue. But that doesn’t mean I slacked on your TCWM. There’s Jason Collins‘ twin brother, who’s apparently had to beat off gay dudes left and right, wait, Jonah Hill spotting a produce truck, The Pope fondling a bird, and Sacha Baron Cohen finally inspired for his newest character, Juan Carlos, a narcoleptic Mexican gardener, who through various cross-cultural mishaps will be unable to keep his penis from constantly flopping out of his shorts. It’s going to be hilarious, bro!

See? I took care of you guys, *glues Spock ears to crotch, Vulcan salutes mirror*,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince Charles Wedgwood Institute
    B&WMinstrel
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    But at midnight it turns back in to a pumpkin

  2. Will Smith Jaden Smith Ellen DeGeneres Green Screen Instagram
    B&WMinstrel
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    This is the bit about evolution Dawkins doesn’t want you to see.

  3. Sacha Baron Cohen 66th Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony
    B&WMinstrel
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    There but for the grace of not being a mexican goes Stacy Keach

  4. Prince Harry Sentebale Royal Salute Polo Cup
    B&WMinstrel
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    “Good speech! I don’t think they picked up on the horses drowning.”

  5. Queen Latifah No Make Up Gut
    Captain Dick
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    YOur “Cover Girl” Ladies.

  6. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Bra Midriff Facebook
    TheSufFan
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    she looks gorg!

  7. Jarron Collins Im The Straight One Shirt Jason Collins Brother Jimmy Kimmel Live
    B&WMinstrel
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    Can we at least agree THEY shouldn’t be allowed to get married?

  8. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Bra Midriff Facebook
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    Backlit is a good look for her. Wait, is she still huge, or how’s that going?

  9. Jarron Collins Im The Straight One Shirt Jason Collins Brother Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    That shirt will be more or less important depending on what event he’s attending with his brother.

  10. Emma Watson Nipples The Bling Ring Premiere Cannes
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    “Soon…”

  11. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain
    Mr. Poop
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    his arms are so little compared to the rest of his body, he looks like a chubby T-Rex

  12. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Spandex Pants
    Mr. Poop
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    lol @ this fat douche

  13. Billy Baldwin Grey Beard Licking Lips
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    Now THAT’S a creepy uncle. Well, the guy in the background too, I guess.

  14. Hulk Hogan TNA Impact Wrestling Welcome Event
    Mr. Poop
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    Hulk sees his sex tape for the first time

  15. Stephanie Seymour Nipples Sentebale Royal Salute Polo Cup
    B&WMinstrel
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    ‘The Sun Also Rises’ has nothing to do with her. Don’t throw your money away like I did.

  16.   Sara Gilbert Sharon Osbourne Aisha Tyler Sheryl Underwood CBS Upfronts
    Fredical
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    Step right up, gentlemen! Get your blow jobs from Hell!

  17. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Bra Midriff Facebook
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    I’m glad she’s back to her sexy figure. She’s got a great body when she takes care of it.

  18. Billy Baldwin Grey Beard Licking Lips
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    Is he the religious one, or the angry one?

  19. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Bra Midriff Facebook
    Bob
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    I had no idea Kim Kardashian is such a Xtina fan that she’s willing to share her personal Photoshop magician.

  20. Kelsey Grammer Kayte Walsh Bra See Through Dress
    Fredical
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    “I just tossed her salad AND scrambled her eggs!”

  21. Jarron Collins Im The Straight One Shirt Jason Collins Brother Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    How many dudes have approached him since his brother came out? It must be torture.

  22. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
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    Is she the fat one or the fat one?

  23. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Spandex Pants
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    Wonderful, between him and Kim they are on a mission to prove black is not slimming…

  24. Pope Francis Holding Dove Vatican City
    B&WMinstrel
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    Yeah!! Let’s see that moany fucker in Tibet doin’ a trick with birds

  25. Will Smith Jaden Smith Ellen DeGeneres Green Screen Instagram
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    Which one is gay?

    Trick question.

  26. Stephanie Seymour Nipples Sentebale Royal Salute Polo Cup
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    Still one of my top fantasies…. Without her son, I gotta clarify that…

  27. Pope Francis Holding Dove Vatican City
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    Am I the only wishing a victim of molestation would be skeet shooting nearby??

  28.   Sara Gilbert Sharon Osbourne Aisha Tyler Sheryl Underwood CBS Upfronts
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    Underwood… HEHE I get it now… Because there’s a penis there.

  29. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth
    B&WMinstrel
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    Drums and whistles. Cannes must have been expecting a marching band.

  30. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Bra Midriff Facebook
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    Ummmm…am I the only one who thought that was Courtney Stodden with a brand new set of ass pads to match her booby pads?

  31. Emma Watson Nipples The Bling Ring Premiere Cannes
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    She grew up so beautifully.

    • Nonnie Moose

      Into a beautiful 12 year old boy.

      • please. there is nothing masculine about her. any woman on here who isnt a cow gets called anorexic of a 12 year old boy.

      • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

        I have nothing against this chick. But if you CAN’T see a boy’s face in that pic above, you need glasses. It might take a bit of work, but trust me – it’s there.

      • lily, that’s because a disturbingly large percentage of posts here are from women… disturbingly large women, judging by their dumbass comments.

  32. Hulk Hogan TNA Impact Wrestling Welcome Event
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    Apparently his daughter waving her birth certificate in front of him as he propositioned her was enough to startle, not stop mind you, him.

  33. Billy Baldwin Grey Beard Licking Lips
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    You can’t out-Alec Alec, Billy. Stop trying.

  34. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts 66th Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony
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    Apparently he saw the “Royale with cheese” sign.

  35. Carey Mulligan Leonardo DiCaprio 66th Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony
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    They look great together.

  36. Will Smith Jaden Smith Ellen DeGeneres Green Screen Instagram
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    Will looks confused. He’s not used to the giving end.

  37. Cindy Crawford Cleavage 66th Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony
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    Those magic melons sell lots of magic melons.

  38. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Spandex Pants
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    Is this walk narrated by Morgan Freeman?

  39. Cindy Crawford Cleavage 66th Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony
    Pete
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    Why oh why do women insist on messing with plastic surgery to make themselves look “younger”? She looks like a dude now, and that hurts to say cuz I used to be a bit obsessed with her back in the day.

  40.   Sara Gilbert Sharon Osbourne Aisha Tyler Sheryl Underwood CBS Upfronts
    CrashHell
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    Hey Lana…Lana…Lana…


    LAAAAANAAAAA!!!!!!!

  41. Carey Mulligan Leonardo DiCaprio 66th Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony
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    Somewhere, Marcus Mumford just got a chill.

  42. Stephanie Seymour Nipples Sentebale Royal Salute Polo Cup
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    Mmmmm. Milf tits.

  43. Pope Francis Holding Dove Vatican City
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    I like his cape.

  44. Stephanie Seymour Nipples Sentebale Royal Salute Polo Cup
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    This Is 44.

  45. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Spandex Pants
    Employee
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    kim is carrying high, must be a girl!?

  46. Anna Faris CBS Upfronts
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    “Hulk Smash!”

  47. Pope Francis Holding Dove Vatican City
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    The Falconer!

  48.   Sara Gilbert Sharon Osbourne Aisha Tyler Sheryl Underwood CBS Upfronts
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    Worst photo of Aisha Tyler ever.

  49. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth
    meeps!
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    The French must LOVE Mad Magazine…

  50. Will Smith Jaden Smith Ellen DeGeneres Green Screen Instagram
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    Sea Org suits?

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