The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.15.14

May 15th, 2014 // 405 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where after my brief hiatus from tit scouting yesterday, I expected to find a treasure trove of celebrity schadenfreude, but was disappointed. I probably blew my load on Peter Dinklage (Easy, Fish, I was just using a metaph– *grabs slingshot* YOU STAY ON YOUR BUNK OR I’M TELLING MOM!) up there, but after him there’s Cee-Lo Green on how many seconds it takes for his patented formula to dissolve, Lamar Odom probably heading to church, just a hunch, and Nick Jonas, all-around man’s man, just tossin’ the pigskin around.

Even Jon Hamm let me down today. Come on man, you know they sprang for the extra wax down there,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kaley Cuoco Orgasm Horseback Riding
    Maria
    Commented on this photo:

    “honey, honey, honey I’m over here! You can see me right…? I can’t see ALL of you, you better come and ride with me…honey?”

  2. Lorraine Bracco Cleavage Crazy Face A Celebration Of Barbara Walters Cocktail Reception
    Ronaldo
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    why do women do this???? We all get old. Whats the point of making yourself look bizarre? So dumb

  3. Jenny McCarthy Donnie Wahlberg A Celebration Of Barbara Walters Cocktail Reception
    Spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s so hot, I wish she wasn’t such an idiot

  4. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    Spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  5. Hilary Duff Legs Daisy Dukes
    Sloppy Redneck
    Commented on this photo:

    I just want to motorboat her front and back lower regions ..

  6. Lisa Vanderpump Cleavage Holding Tiny Dog Pump Lounge Grand Opening
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    nasty when women get so thin their forehead vein pokes out

  7. Rita Ora Cleavage Cameltoe Workout Clothes
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    she has a kickass body

  8. Rumer Willis Mom Butt High Waisted Jeans
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    “UGH god my salad from lunch is trying to poke out!!” *sucks in*

  9. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    Sloppy Redneck
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s ass would you eat Kims or Khloes ?

  10. Jenny McCarthy Donnie Wahlberg A Celebration Of Barbara Walters Cocktail Reception
    A Concerned BH
    Commented on this photo:

    “Just smile and laugh and take the MMR pamphlets, honey! Remember, I’m pretty to not be anti-vaccine now!”
    “Oh, darling…white washing history is so fun! Hahahaha!”

    • A Concerned BH

      “Just smile and laugh and take the MMR pamphlets, honey! Remember, I’m pretending to not be anti-vaccine now!”
      “Oh, darling…white washing history is so fun! Hahahaha!”

      *redo…misspelling. Guess I had too many vaccines as a kid so now I can’t spell. Or at least that’s what Jenny would say.

  11. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Dress Swarovski Gala Dinner
    Commented on this photo:

    Am I the only one who doesn’t think she’s worth fighting for?

  12. Lamar Odom Drunk High Eyes Rolling Back In Head
    MFer
    Commented on this photo:

    Not high.

  13. Jeffrey Jones Debbie Reynolds Debbie Reynolds The Auction Finale VIP Reception
    Commented on this photo:

    Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine

  14. Lamar Odom Drunk High Eyes Rolling Back In Head
    Robb7
    Commented on this photo:

    That shit family sucked the life out of this guy!

  15. Peter Dinklage Excitedly Signing Autographs X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere Beijing
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’M MAKING MY SIGNATURES AS LARGE AS I CAN!”

  16. Peter Dinklage Excitedly Signing Autographs X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere Beijing
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s actually a normal sized black crayon that he’s using to sign those.

  17. Jon Hamm Taking Selfie With Don Draper Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    TooCoo
    Commented on this photo:

    Hamm scams cam with canned Hamm.

  18. Lady Gaga Butt Bodysuit Humping Male Dancer With Finger In His Mouth Madison Square Garden
    Commented on this photo:

    “That’s definitely NOT a ‘little’ monster!”

  19. Tobey Maguire Shaved Head Derpface
    Commented on this photo:

    “Okay…My phone is on ‘video.’ I’m Spider-Man, obviously…you’re Mary Jane, and my dog is The Green Goblin. Play it seriously, I’ll be sending this to Marvel in the morning. And….ACTION!”

  20. Nicole Kidman Frozen Bitchface Olivier Dahan Side Eye Grace Of Monaco Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oi, ‘Ello, Guv’ner! Spare a bit of a ‘and job, for a poor street urchin?”

  21. Kendall Jenner Nipples Legs Short Shorts Cannes Film Festival
    Robb7
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    They’re like cockroaches — you can’t get rid of these slimy things!

  22. Jon Hamm Taking Selfie With Don Draper Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is that a votive in your pocket? Or are you just glad to be me?”

  23. Jeffrey Jones Debbie Reynolds Debbie Reynolds The Auction Finale VIP Reception
    Robb7
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks pretty perky for what, 90?

  24. Lamar Odom Drunk High Eyes Rolling Back In Head
    Commented on this photo:

    “We’ve got canned fruits and vegetables, canned fish and meats, hot and cold syrups, Post Toasties, Corn Flakes, Sugar Puffs, Rice Krispies, Oatmeal… and Cream of Wheat. You got a dozen jugs of black molasses, we got sixty boxes of dried milk, thirty twelve-pound bags of sugar… Now we got dried peaches, dried apricots, dried raisins and dried prunes. [Telepathically to Danny] How’d you like some ice cream, Doc?”

  25. Paz Vega Nipples Grace Of Monaco Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
    Robb7
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow! she looks great!

  26. Kaley Cuoco Orgasm Horseback Riding
    Commented on this photo:

    “Honey! Lookit me! I’m riding a HORSE! Honey? We’re still married, right? Honey?!?”

  27. Nick Jonas Small T Shirt Throwing Football Navy St Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m gonna throw a perfect field goal! That will prove I’m a real man!”

  28. Magic Johnson Yelling To Fans
    Commented on this photo:

    “You’ve got AIDS…JINX! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven! You owe me a Coke! Ha, ha, ha, HA!”

  29. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    Robb7
    Commented on this photo:

    This POS can’t stop looking at her reflection!

  30. Cee Lo Green Shocker Gold Sneakers
    Commented on this photo:

    “It now takes TWO ruffies for me to get laid!”

  31.  Prince Charles Ceremonial Gown Royal College Of Music Annual Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m not certain who is goosing me back there, but I must say I’m finding it to be a rather jolly good enjoyable experience!”

  32. Trace Adkins Squatting For Photo Shoot
    Commented on this photo:

    “Git ‘er done.”

  33. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head The Hunger Games Mockingjay Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m going after the stylist who did this to my hair!”

  34. Jeffrey Jones Debbie Reynolds Debbie Reynolds The Auction Finale VIP Reception
    Commented on this photo:

    “I can’t believe how unbelievably thin Debbie Reynolds looks standing next to—Wait a minute!”

  35. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    “And lady…this car has ‘padded seats’ too!”

  36. Carrie Fisher Debbie Reynolds Todd Fisher Catherine Hickland Holding Chicken Debbie Reynolds The Auction Finale VIP Reception
    Commented on this photo:

    Those “American Pie” reunions just keep getting sadder and sadder.

  37. Nick Jonas Small T Shirt Throwing Football Navy St Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “He’s worked more on his touchdown dance than actually playing football.”

  38. Peter Dinklage Excitedly Signing Autographs X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere Beijing
    Ian
    Commented on this photo:

    Dinklage. Peter Dinklage.

  39. Carrie Fisher Debbie Reynolds Todd Fisher Catherine Hickland Holding Chicken Debbie Reynolds The Auction Finale VIP Reception
    Commented on this photo:

    Kiss never should have removed their make up.

  40. Lady Gaga Butt Bodysuit Humping Male Dancer With Finger In His Mouth Madison Square Garden
    Motorboat Captain
    Commented on this photo:

    Say what you will about Gaga, I’m just glad that chick from Conan the Destroyer is working again.

  41. Cee Lo Green Shocker Gold Sneakers
    ian
    Commented on this photo:

    “Two in the pinky and one in the stinky!”

  42. Adele Exarchopoulos Cleavage Grace Of Monaco Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
    Ian
    Commented on this photo:

    This woman is a goddess.

  43. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    Ian B
    Commented on this photo:

    “Did you get that dirty stain out? Oh good you did.”

  44. Nick Jonas Small T Shirt Throwing Football Navy St Set
    Commented on this photo:

    He heard he’s eligible for the NFL now.

  45. Cee Lo Green Shocker Gold Sneakers
    Commented on this photo:

    Cee-Lo wobbles but he wont fall down!

  46. Magic Johnson Yelling To Fans
    biff
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Donald, where the white women at?

  47. Cee Lo Green Shocker Gold Sneakers
    biff
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like a Smurf. What would he Smurf name be?

  48. Lisa Vanderpump Cleavage Holding Tiny Dog Pump Lounge Grand Opening
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is Warwick Davis with her?

  49. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Dress Swarovski Gala Dinner
    biff
    Commented on this photo:

    Nope. I don’t see it. Is it because she slept with Legolas?

  50. Peter Dinklage Excitedly Signing Autographs X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere Beijing
    mumbler
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like he just saw the god of tits and wine.

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