Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where after my brief hiatus from tit scouting yesterday, I expected to find a treasure trove of celebrity schadenfreude, but was disappointed. I probably blew my load on Peter Dinklage (Easy, Fish, I was just using a metaph– *grabs slingshot* YOU STAY ON YOUR BUNK OR I’M TELLING MOM!) up there, but after him there’s Cee-Lo Green on how many seconds it takes for his patented formula to dissolve, Lamar Odom probably heading to church, just a hunch, and Nick Jonas, all-around man’s man, just tossin’ the pigskin around.
Even Jon Hamm let me down today. Come on man, you know they sprang for the extra wax down there,
- Photo Boy