The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.15.14

May 15th, 2014 // 405 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where after my brief hiatus from tit scouting yesterday, I expected to find a treasure trove of celebrity schadenfreude, but was disappointed. I probably blew my load on Peter Dinklage (Easy, Fish, I was just using a metaph– *grabs slingshot* YOU STAY ON YOUR BUNK OR I’M TELLING MOM!) up there, but after him there’s Cee-Lo Green on how many seconds it takes for his patented formula to dissolve, Lamar Odom probably heading to church, just a hunch, and Nick Jonas, all-around man’s man, just tossin’ the pigskin around.

Even Jon Hamm let me down today. Come on man, you know they sprang for the extra wax down there,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Adele Exarchopoulos Cleavage Grace Of Monaco Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    A pornhub search for Blue is the Warmest Color won’t be the worst way you spend your time today.

  2. Aida Yespica Cleavage Grace Of Monaco Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    Phew. Joking aside, that is a genuine relief. I thought Jessica Biehl had gone to hell overnight.

  3. Peter Dinklage Excitedly Signing Autographs X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere Beijing
    JimBB
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    THAT BITCH IN BACK TOOK ME GOLD!

  4. Nicole Kidman Frozen Bitchface Olivier Dahan Side Eye Grace Of Monaco Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    “Mr. Cruise have you and Mrs. Kidman patched things up?”

  5. Tobey Maguire Shaved Head Derpface
    JimBB
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    “Who do you think sucked as Spiderman more, me or Andrew Garfield?”

  6. Nicole Kidman Frozen Bitchface Olivier Dahan Side Eye Grace Of Monaco Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
    JimBB
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    Is this a musical number?

  7. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
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    I was told my picture in these windows would reflect back with the approved photoshop face and body type….

  8. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head The Hunger Games Mockingjay Set
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    I love her in everything I’ve seen her in. She’s got talent.

  9. Peter Dinklage Excitedly Signing Autographs X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere Beijing
    DD
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    ‘Wait for episode 9!’

  10. Peter Dinklage Excitedly Signing Autographs X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere Beijing
    whynot
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    BOK!

  11. Adele Exarchopoulos Cleavage Grace Of Monaco Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
    sjjeter bute
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    sad little tithes

  12. Lamar Odom Drunk High Eyes Rolling Back In Head
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    The things he’s seen. It would drive any man to smoke crack.

  13. Kaley Cuoco Orgasm Horseback Riding
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    Meh.

  14. Peter Dinklage Excitedly Signing Autographs X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere Beijing
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    “Mommy, what’s wrong with Mr. Dinklage?”
    “Someone asked him what the hell ‘Days of Future Past’ means. That is the reaction the actors were told to give should that question be asked.”

  15. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    RayJ
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    I gotta pee.

  16. Kaley Cuoco Orgasm Horseback Riding
    kravdan
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    I’m sorry Mr. Horse but I’m already married…but can I call you in a few months…

  17. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Legs Baby Weight Tight Jeans
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    She passed on her “Queen of Clinginess” title to Kaley Cuoco and can now retire with her prisoner, I mean husband, and the baby she’s trying to use to fill the void in her soul.

  18. Magic Johnson Yelling To Fans
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    “Package for the emperor of black people!”

  19. Jon Hamm Taking Selfie With Don Draper Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    That perfectly captures his acting ability: stiff and lifeless but pleasant to look at.

  20. Kendall Jenner Nipples Legs Short Shorts Cannes Film Festival
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    I think you meant to type Kendall Jenner with Cannes

  21. Lamar Odom Drunk High Eyes Rolling Back In Head
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    He looks more and more like Tyrone everytime I see him.

  22. Jenny McCarthy Donnie Wahlberg A Celebration Of Barbara Walters Cocktail Reception
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    Reporter: “Being with a washed up old hag causes autism!”
    Donny: “Nooooo…”
    Reporter: “I was talking to Jenny!”

  23. Hilary Duff Legs Daisy Dukes
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    I’d love to get into Duff’s muff.

  24. Jeffrey Jones Debbie Reynolds Debbie Reynolds The Auction Finale VIP Reception
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    Now that’s the look of a man wanting something younger

  25. Nick Jonas Small T Shirt Throwing Football Navy St Set
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    I’d bet that when that ball got thrown back to him, Nick let it hit him in the face out of habit.

  26. Jeffrey Jones Debbie Reynolds Debbie Reynolds The Auction Finale VIP Reception
    kravdan
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    Debbie: “Oh crap I just spotted Chris Hanson”
    Jeffrey: “The Hanson brothers are too old for me”

  27. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Legs Baby Weight Tight Jeans
    JimBB
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    “I would stop to talk, but that husband I’ve got locked in the basement isn’t going to feed himself.”

  28.  Prince Charles Ceremonial Gown Royal College Of Music Annual Awards
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    Good idea putting the two best looking chicks in front.

  29. Lisa Vanderpump Cleavage Holding Tiny Dog Pump Lounge Grand Opening
    Hopalong
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    Where’s PETA when a pet really needs them.

  30. Trace Adkins Squatting For Photo Shoot
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    “Which one of you kids painted my garage door?”

  31. Tobey Maguire Shaved Head Derpface
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    “Yes, I did wait tables at the Olive Garden in Echo Park ! “

  32. Nicole Kidman Frozen Bitchface Olivier Dahan Side Eye Grace Of Monaco Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    ????

  33. Kaley Cuoco Orgasm Horseback Riding
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    “Sittin’ pretty !”

  34. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Dress Swarovski Gala Dinner
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    Not pictured: the all out brawl that took place between the photographers for the right to take this picture. We lost many paparazzi that day.

  35. Magic Johnson Yelling To Fans
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    “Im not going to get AIDS from riding in this car with you, will I? hahahaha”

  36.  Prince Charles Ceremonial Gown Royal College Of Music Annual Awards
    JimBB
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    And now for an impromptu performance of the rap music classic “Straight Outta Compton”…

  37. Cee Lo Green Shocker Gold Sneakers
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    “UTAH….Make it two!”

  38. Trace Adkins Squatting For Photo Shoot
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    “Oh man, this one is hilarious. Hey, Trace! Do your impression of someone who starred in a movie called ‘Trailer Park of Terror’!”

  39. Hayden Christensen Green Pants Pink Shirt Trenchcoat
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    He’s fucking Rachel Bilson. Your argument is invalid.

  40. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Dress Swarovski Gala Dinner
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    Everyone together….BUTHER….FACE

  41. Trace Adkins Squatting For Photo Shoot
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    “Thered better not be no FAGS around this here parts!”

  42. Trace Adkins Squatting For Photo Shoot
    JimBB
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    “He’s been like that for hours,” said the concerned producer in the foreground.

  43. Carrie Fisher Debbie Reynolds Todd Fisher Catherine Hickland Holding Chicken Debbie Reynolds The Auction Finale VIP Reception
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    I think they just found a new sitcom to replace “Two and Half Men”

  44. Kendall Jenner Nipples Legs Short Shorts Cannes Film Festival
    JimBB
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    “Mom tried to chloroform me last night so she could make me get a boob job. But outsmarted her, I did!”

  45. Rumer Willis Mom Butt High Waisted Jeans
    Mike
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    No fucking way.

  46. Jenny McCarthy Donnie Wahlberg A Celebration Of Barbara Walters Cocktail Reception
    JimBB
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    Vaccinated? Ha! No, I’m from Boston. I’ve got pretty much every disease already.

  47. Nicole Kidman Frozen Bitchface Olivier Dahan Side Eye Grace Of Monaco Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    Why does someone always invite Kenny G to these things?

  48. Rosie Huntington Whiteley Butt Tight Jeans
    JimBB
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    Laugh all you want, guys. But if you’d done as many millionaire tug-jobs as she has, you’d forget that you have to *turn* a doorknob too.

  49. Adele Exarchopoulos Cleavage Grace Of Monaco Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    I think she is looking a lot better than I remember at that one award show that I don’t remember the name of, but I’m not about to try and find out for certain.

  50. Trace Adkins Squatting For Photo Shoot
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    What a big fucking poser.

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