The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.15.14

May 15th, 2014 // 405 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where after my brief hiatus from tit scouting yesterday, I expected to find a treasure trove of celebrity schadenfreude, but was disappointed. I probably blew my load on Peter Dinklage (Easy, Fish, I was just using a metaph– *grabs slingshot* YOU STAY ON YOUR BUNK OR I’M TELLING MOM!) up there, but after him there’s Cee-Lo Green on how many seconds it takes for his patented formula to dissolve, Lamar Odom probably heading to church, just a hunch, and Nick Jonas, all-around man’s man, just tossin’ the pigskin around.

Even Jon Hamm let me down today. Come on man, you know they sprang for the extra wax down there,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Paz Vega Nipples Grace Of Monaco Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    How the fuck was she in a shitty Adam Sandler movie is beyond me given her other Spanish movies.

  2. Hilary Duff Legs Daisy Dukes
    PassingTrue
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    Somebody is getting their money’s worth from the leg press machine.

  3. Lorraine Bracco Cleavage Crazy Face A Celebration Of Barbara Walters Cocktail Reception
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    wut

  4. Rumer Willis Mom Butt High Waisted Jeans
    j/k
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    Hey Rumor, I still have that brown paper bag…

  5. Kendall Jenner Nipples Legs Short Shorts Cannes Film Festival
    anon
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    pee video coming soon?

  6. Lisa Vanderpump Cleavage Holding Tiny Dog Pump Lounge Grand Opening
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    Vanderpump? GTFO!

  7. Peter Dinklage Excitedly Signing Autographs X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere Beijing
    fred
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    “Call me an elf ONE more time!”

  8. Hayden Christensen Green Pants Pink Shirt Trenchcoat
    PassingTrue
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    Douche Vader

  9. Lady Gaga Butt Bodysuit Humping Male Dancer With Finger In His Mouth Madison Square Garden
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    Interracial shit? Oh, now you’ve crossed the line in 1952.

  10.  Prince Charles Ceremonial Gown Royal College Of Music Annual Awards
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    “Why are you folks giving me a pimp cup? It’s not 2005, I don’t rap and Have you seen the ugly hen I am married to?”

  11. Lamar Odom Drunk High Eyes Rolling Back In Head
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    After your soul has been used by a kartrashian. kwest,,next on the clock!

  12. Lorraine Bracco Cleavage Crazy Face A Celebration Of Barbara Walters Cocktail Reception
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    (: , cosmetic surgery.

  13. Trace Adkins Squatting For Photo Shoot
    PassingTrue
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    Where’d that wascally wabbit go?

  14. Kaley Cuoco Orgasm Horseback Riding
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    Is that ME,,,or the horse?

  15. Hilary Duff Legs Daisy Dukes
    pbjelly
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    Those thighs are something I could really get between.

  16. Jon Hamm Taking Selfie With Don Draper Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    I bet the sculptor was like, “shit, were gonna need more wax.”

  17. Lady Gaga Butt Bodysuit Humping Male Dancer With Finger In His Mouth Madison Square Garden
    fred
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    Is this controversial because he is black, or because he is wearing tights? Because she is straddling him? Is this supposed to be controversial? I dunno. I have lost track.

  18. Rumer Willis Mom Butt High Waisted Jeans
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    Just focus on that Ass, don’t look up for Christ sakes.

  19. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Dress Swarovski Gala Dinner
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    Chipmonk,,,it’s strong in this picture.

  20. Jeffrey Jones Debbie Reynolds Debbie Reynolds The Auction Finale VIP Reception
    PassingTrue
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    And then I just flushed my career right down the crapper. It wasn’t much, but it paid the bills. Speaking of bills, I was in Howard the Duck. Boys just loved that movie…

  21. Jenny McCarthy Donnie Wahlberg A Celebration Of Barbara Walters Cocktail Reception
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    Reporter: “So Donny. Have you been giving Jenny the ol’ hot beef injection?”
    Donny:”Oh no! Jenny tells me that causes autism!”

  22. Carrie Fisher Debbie Reynolds Todd Fisher Catherine Hickland Holding Chicken Debbie Reynolds The Auction Finale VIP Reception
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    Truly, “Dis how chicken look!”

  23. Lamar Odom Drunk High Eyes Rolling Back In Head
    fred
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    Lamar Odom, wookie free since 2013.

  24. Lisa Vanderpump Cleavage Holding Tiny Dog Pump Lounge Grand Opening
    PassingTrue
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    Best evidence that there are too many channels.

  25. Jeffrey Jones Debbie Reynolds Debbie Reynolds The Auction Finale VIP Reception
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    “I’m sorry…He did what to little boys?”

  26. Tobey Maguire Shaved Head Derpface
    Flatliner
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    That dog strikes a much more intelligent pose than Tobey.

  27. Hayden Christensen Green Pants Pink Shirt Trenchcoat
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    Look at this way. He helped lower the Star Wars standard so much, that Star Wars 7 will look awesome by comparison.

    • You’re right, but I don’t blame him. Horseshit script + horseshit direction + Jar Jar fucking Binks + Lucas’ chin wattle + cartoonishly bad effects = shit movies.

      Wasted performances by Samuel Jackson, Christopher Lee, Natalie Portman’s ass in that white suit (DAMN!,) whoever played Darth Maul, and Jimmy Smits.

  28. Paz Vega Nipples Grace Of Monaco Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    So gorgeous.

  29. Rita Ora Cleavage Cameltoe Workout Clothes
    PassingTrue
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    Yummy

  30. Rumer Willis Mom Butt High Waisted Jeans
    PassingTrue
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    Honey, if there’s enough light in the room to read that, they won’t be staying.

  31. Rumer Willis Mom Butt High Waisted Jeans
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    Oh my GOD. I didn’t think her profile could be worse than looking straight into that CHIN, but it IS! Oh god it is!

  32. Lorraine Bracco Cleavage Crazy Face A Celebration Of Barbara Walters Cocktail Reception
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    “Yeah? Well have you seen RAY LIOTTA, lately? Not a pretty sight either, huh? So fuck off!”

  33. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
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    “North, mommy is gonna leave you here for the day. There’s some Cheerios in the seat cushions if you get hungry and if you get thirsty, remember who your parents are and drink your own tears. Kisses.”

  34. Peter Dinklage Excitedly Signing Autographs X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere Beijing
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    What? You want a low five? HAHAHAHA! THAT’S FUNNY ASSHOLE! I NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE!!

  35. Carrie Fisher Debbie Reynolds Todd Fisher Catherine Hickland Holding Chicken Debbie Reynolds The Auction Finale VIP Reception
    PassingTrue
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    This goes right to the “Awkward Family Photo calendar 2015″

  36. Peter Dinklage Excitedly Signing Autographs X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere Beijing
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    That’s off an eighth of a line, mind you.

  37. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Dress Swarovski Gala Dinner
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    Not her best but I’d fight two billionaires for a piece of that.

  38. Adele Exarchopoulos Cleavage Grace Of Monaco Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    Her name sounds like something I sneezed or farted but she certainly doesn’t look like it either one of those things.

  39. Lady Gaga Butt Bodysuit Humping Male Dancer With Finger In His Mouth Madison Square Garden
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    “Wanna go to a Clippers game?”

  40. Kendall Jenner Nipples Legs Short Shorts Cannes Film Festival
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    Are those two shuttlecocks in her top or is she just happy to be peed on by me.

  41. Kaley Cuoco Orgasm Horseback Riding
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    “I’ll take “Faces you just want to Punch and Punch” for 200, Alex.

  42. Jeffrey Jones Debbie Reynolds Debbie Reynolds The Auction Finale VIP Reception
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    He is moving towards the Wilford Brimley look.

  43. Paz Vega Nipples Grace Of Monaco Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    Ageless beauty.

  44. Nick Jonas Small T Shirt Throwing Football Navy St Set
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    what? a remake of Village People’s “In the Navy”? that makes sense for Jonas, a homoerotic song celebrating being on a submarine with just Seamen.

  45. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Legs Baby Weight Tight Jeans
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    “Sorry, can’t talk. Late for an appointment with Father Time. He’s gonna finish beating the shit out of me.”

  46. Rumer Willis Mom Butt High Waisted Jeans
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    Some chicks were born for doggy style.

  47. Cee Lo Green Shocker Gold Sneakers
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    when on trial for being a giant perv, always boost your defense by flashing the shocker. It puts judges in a lenient mood.

    also, he does look like a microwaved turd.

  48. Trace Adkins Squatting For Photo Shoot
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    We said ‘Blue Steel’! Not ‘Pinch a Loaf’!

  49. Lady Gaga Butt Bodysuit Humping Male Dancer With Finger In His Mouth Madison Square Garden
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    “Lady Gaga and Don Zaloog having sex on stage at Madison Square Garden” Fixed that for you.

  50. Jenny McCarthy Donnie Wahlberg A Celebration Of Barbara Walters Cocktail Reception
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    “Disney kills kids souls, Jenny kills their bodies. It’s a match made in heaven!” warbled a brow beaten Donny.

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