The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.15.14

May 15th, 2014 // 405 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where after my brief hiatus from tit scouting yesterday, I expected to find a treasure trove of celebrity schadenfreude, but was disappointed. I probably blew my load on Peter Dinklage (Easy, Fish, I was just using a metaph– *grabs slingshot* YOU STAY ON YOUR BUNK OR I’M TELLING MOM!) up there, but after him there’s Cee-Lo Green on how many seconds it takes for his patented formula to dissolve, Lamar Odom probably heading to church, just a hunch, and Nick Jonas, all-around man’s man, just tossin’ the pigskin around.

Even Jon Hamm let me down today. Come on man, you know they sprang for the extra wax down there,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Peter Dinklage Excitedly Signing Autographs X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere Beijing
    Cock Dr
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    Gawd he’s so cute.
    I just wanna hug him and squeeze him and have him read Shakespeare sonnets to me with that faux UK accent.

  2. Peter Dinklage Excitedly Signing Autographs X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere Beijing
    dontkillthemessenger
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    No one’s interested in why Bryan Singer gave him the role.

  3. Lady Gaga Butt Bodysuit Humping Male Dancer With Finger In His Mouth Madison Square Garden
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m just happy Wesley Snipes is working again.

  4. Peter Dinklage Excitedly Signing Autographs X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere Beijing
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    “That’s right I’m the fucken Man, fuck X-Men, Yaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”

  5. Nicole Kidman Frozen Bitchface Olivier Dahan Side Eye Grace Of Monaco Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
    Cock Dr
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    OMG that dress.
    Nicole does aging movie superstar so well.

  6. Tobey Maguire Shaved Head Derpface
    dontkillthemessenger
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    After years of begging, I’ve finally gotten you a new role Tobey.

    This dog here is going to bite you, then this cat played by Andrew Garfield will come out of nowhere…

  7. Peter Dinklage Excitedly Signing Autographs X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere Beijing
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    Someone who claimed to be an extra on GoT was anonymously posting in a thread yesterday, answering questions about behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

    He claimed Dinklage was actually one of the bigger assholes on the set- always moody and demanding and argumentative.

    I know anyone can claim anything online, but dammit the guy who was posting seemed VERY credible.

    Depressing if true.

  8. Jon Hamm Taking Selfie With Don Draper Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    Cock Dr
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    Wondering just how lifelike that statue really is….did it truly capture the essence that is Jon Hamm?
    There’s no way to tell from this angle and with those obscuring draperies

  9. Rosie Huntington Whiteley Butt Tight Jeans
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    She’s been pushing on that door for 15 minutes.

  10. Tobey Maguire Shaved Head Derpface
    Java32
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    Tom Sizemore-esque

  11. Lamar Odom Drunk High Eyes Rolling Back In Head
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    When I’m wasted , I don’t drive , just walk it off but the cops have other ideas.

  12. Tobey Maguire Shaved Head Derpface
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    “You want me to kiss you on the lips while I hang upside down?Why don’t I just stand here and you can kiss my ass.”

  13. Lady Gaga Butt Bodysuit Humping Male Dancer With Finger In His Mouth Madison Square Garden
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    Wow, does she like to shit on the line between art and porno…

  14. Magic Johnson Yelling To Fans
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    laughing at all the progressors.

  15. Kendall Jenner Nipples Legs Short Shorts Cannes Film Festival
    Cock Dr
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    Brand name girls fetch good prices at Cannes.

  16. Tobey Maguire Shaved Head Derpface
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    “You actually liked Spiderman 3? Seriously? No one has ever said that to me before.”

  17. Peter Dinklage Excitedly Signing Autographs X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere Beijing
    PassingTrue
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    Bet he autographs in shorthand.

  18. Magic Johnson Yelling To Fans
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    Donald Sterling,”He’s your coffee Sir.”
    Magic Johnson, That’s right Bitch,Hahahaha!”

  19. Nicole Kidman Frozen Bitchface Olivier Dahan Side Eye Grace Of Monaco Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    Tom Cruise doesn’t cut any corners on stalking his ex…

  20. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    Cock Dr
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    How is she not falling over backwards? Is gravity different in LA?

  21.  Prince Charles Ceremonial Gown Royal College Of Music Annual Awards
    Tiggles
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    “Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?”

  22. Kaley Cuoco Orgasm Horseback Riding
    Java32
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    Backdoor Farrah goes out for a ride with her new friend Kaley.

  23. Nicole Kidman Frozen Bitchface Olivier Dahan Side Eye Grace Of Monaco Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    Nicole definitely has a type doesn’t she?

  24. Tobey Maguire Shaved Head Derpface
    PassingTrue
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    So really, life *is* like a box of chocolates?

  25. Hilary Duff Legs Daisy Dukes
    CuriousTroll
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    You make fun of Jessica Simpson’s Popeye calves, yet say nothing about this bitch’s Hulk quads? Heh, odd.

  26. Cee Lo Green Shocker Gold Sneakers
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    Is anyone else interested in seeing him fight Dinklage?

  27. Kendall Jenner Nipples Legs Short Shorts Cannes Film Festival
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    Something tells me Kim tried those shorts on before her…

  28. Magic Johnson Yelling To Fans
    PPtee
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    That’s right bitches. A woman in every city. And I’m still ticking!!

  29. Nicole Kidman Frozen Bitchface Olivier Dahan Side Eye Grace Of Monaco Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
    PassingTrue
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    Wanna go for a short drive?

  30. Cee Lo Green Shocker Gold Sneakers
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    He’s already eaten as two of his fingers are down to their stubs!

  31. Carrie Fisher Debbie Reynolds Todd Fisher Catherine Hickland Holding Chicken Debbie Reynolds The Auction Finale VIP Reception
    Cock Dr
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    Is it inappropriate for me to point out that the one lady has a cock?
    That’s not a standard red carpet accessory.
    WTF

  32. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Legs Baby Weight Tight Jeans
    Jsmooth
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    Oh sweet memories of the “Can’t Hardly Wait, Party of Five days please sustain me.

  33. Jeffrey Jones Debbie Reynolds Debbie Reynolds The Auction Finale VIP Reception
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    Are they auctioning off boys?

    I heard they were auctioning off boys.

  34. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Dress Swarovski Gala Dinner
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    That’s right show us your most important asset Miranda!

  35. Kaley Cuoco Orgasm Horseback Riding
    anon
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    I’m hard pressed to determine which beast has the bigger ass.

  36. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head The Hunger Games Mockingjay Set
    PassingTrue
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    Panty sale day at Victoria’s Secrets just got interesting.

  37. Lisa Vanderpump Cleavage Holding Tiny Dog Pump Lounge Grand Opening
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    This picture and all it represents pretty much encapsulates a lot of my hatred.

  38. Trace Adkins Squatting For Photo Shoot
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    “Midnight Cowboy”

  39. Nick Jonas Small T Shirt Throwing Football Navy St Set
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    Why is Nick Jonas performing the dance for YMCA on the set for Navy St?

  40. Rita Ora Cleavage Cameltoe Workout Clothes
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    That’s a lotta vagina!

  41. Kendall Jenner Nipples Legs Short Shorts Cannes Film Festival
    Jsmooth
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    *barf*

  42. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Legs Baby Weight Tight Jeans
    anon
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    Christ her ass has gotten big. And to think I use to rub-off thinking of her.

  43. Kaley Cuoco Orgasm Horseback Riding
    PassingTrue
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    And the Sarah Jessica Parker joke du jour…

  44. Cee Lo Green Shocker Gold Sneakers
    anon
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    How tall are you?

  45. Cee Lo Green Shocker Gold Sneakers
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    “Gotta go…Mr. Wonka’s chocolate doesn’t make itself.”

  46. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Dress Swarovski Gala Dinner
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    What in the fuck happened to Miranda Kerr?

  47. Nicole Kidman Frozen Bitchface Olivier Dahan Side Eye Grace Of Monaco Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
    pbjelly
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    Oliver Twist was confident that he’d be eating well after the premier

  48. Hilary Duff Legs Daisy Dukes
    anon
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    I like my girls like I like my steaks, thick and meaty.

  49. Cee Lo Green Shocker Gold Sneakers
    PassingTrue
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    Gotta work on that shocker there Mr. Green

  50. Jenny McCarthy Donnie Wahlberg A Celebration Of Barbara Walters Cocktail Reception
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    Smile like a murderer!

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