The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.14.15

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that begins with butt, ends with more butt, and has a bunch of butt in between. Honestly, I dug up as much schadenfreude as I could, but it’s not everyday Nicole Kidman glitches while launching beardkiss.exe, or Natalie Portman and Benny Thousandfeet allow the world to photograph their exceptional faces. I do the best with what I’ve got. *looks at TMNT 2 set photo* Yeah…that has food service in my future written all over it.

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