The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.12.16

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring what certainly isn’t Kevin Spacey trying to grab a guy’s dick. Why would you perverts even suggest that? We’ve also got Stella Hudgens making a poop joke with ice cream, this valet who is my spirit animal and not just because soon we’ll be coworkers, more giant asses than you’ll know what to do with, and Spud on the set of the Trainspotting sequel, because Hollywood’s number two goal behind profit is shitting into the mouth of everything we love. Unless Ewan McGregor’s penis makes another cameo. Then we’re cool.

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