The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.12.11

May 12th, 2011 // 483 Comments

Welcome to The Crap We Missed which according to the above photo as well as this and this has turned into a chronicle of a husband and wife committing bestial adultery. We also discover that 50 Cent is blind in both eyes and possibly a deaf-mute, as well as Khloe proving all those people right who said her marriage wouldn’t last. And she even let him wear Lamar’s Mickey ears, that heartless bitch.

Investigative journalism done right,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Flynet, INFdaily, Pacfic Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Mandy Moore
    Charmless Man
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    This is her “Happy On The Outside” smile.

  2. Chris Evans
    Charmless Man
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    Looks like he’s about to break into the Hippie-Dippy Dance.

  3. Lady Gaga
    Charmless Man
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    Looks like Lo Pan finally found his bride.

  4. Ronnie Wood
    zomgbie
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    thats what happens if ur not used to watching keef eat someone.

  5. Lady Gaga
    Walt
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    DONT. BLAME. DISNEY.

  6. Ronnie Wood
    Charmless Man
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    Ronnie is realizing he ordered steak but forgot his teeth.

  7. Michael Bolton
    MrsWrong
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    This is the tale of an aging 90s pop star. Songs never played, on the radio scene. A mystical quest to the Isle of the Lonely. His 15 minutes fade on the island breeze.

  8. Katy Perry
    MrsWrong
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    YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG

  9. John C. Reilly
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    John C. Reilly stars in the live action movie “PedoBear Goes To France”

  10. Chelsea Handler
    Charmless Man
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    “Yes. 50 wrecked it. Completely.”

  11. Gwyneth Paltrow
    MrsWrong
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    That dress is as ass-backwards as the idea of her having a music career.

  12. Amy Childs
    Charmless Man
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    It looks like someone left her head on the dashboard during a hot day.

  13. Bradley Cooper
    MrsWrong
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    I didn’t know Cooper liked to toss Greek salad…

  14. Bradley Cooper
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    I think his t!ts are bigger than mine…. just sayin….

  15. Dwight Howard Chewbacca
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Wesley Snipes looks ridiculous in those Mickey Mouse ears.

  16. Josh Hartnett
    Carson
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    Always dress to the left.

  17. Sofia Vergara
    Carson
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    She’s like the Latin Jessica Rabbit.

  18. John C. Reilly
    Carson
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    He’s like a real life Foghorn Leghorn… only a pedarist.

  19. Chelsea Handler
    Carson
    Commented on this photo:

    FINALLY! Steven Tyler took a break from the make up and crazy ladies’ clothes!

  20. Dwight Howard Chewbacca
    Carson
    Commented on this photo:

    “They call this the Kashyyyk Eiffel Tower…”

  21. Dwight Howard Chewbacca
    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    I would wreck the shit out of Mr. Howard, yum.

  22. Gwyneth Paltrow
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    I have a nagging urge to visit the Utah salt flats now.

  23. Lady Gaga
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    Fucking die already.

  24. Ronnie Wood
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    He probably gives wicked head.

  25. Ronnie Wood
    bert
    Commented on this photo:

    Gollum is making his first live appearance.

  26. Katy Perry
    queefcake
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    I don’t care what you say, that is a picture of Nadya Suleman.
    *eyes suddenly widen, looks menacingly to the left*
    All this time…

  27. Lady Gaga
    queefcake
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    Flashes of Liza… “Don’t tell me not to live, just sit and putter
    Life’s candy and the sun’s a ball of butter
    Don’t bring around a cloud to rain on my PARAAAAAAAADE!”

  28. Katy Perry
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    There’s no way she didn’t anticipate the countless penis ‘shops to come.

  29. Josh Hartnett
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    WAIT! No, really. No, I mean it, I know… I KNOW this guy! He, like, he was in, like this movie? This one time? That, er, movie with, with, the uh stuff going on? Yeah, he’s totally that guy.

  30. Rose McGowan
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    “No, Mason, I much prefer you the way you are.”

  31. Sofia Vergara
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    Oh, Sofía, joo make a-me dumb in de peenus.

  32. Michael Bolton
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    I can’t believe it’s not Fabio!

  33. Marg Helgenberger
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    Gingers mess up my agnosticism because I invariably feel like thanking for them.

  34. John C. Reilly
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    Two seconds before Surpreiz Buttseks.

  35. Gwyneth Paltrow
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    I don’t know. I didn’t give a damn for her when she was 20 but now I would get renaissance on her ass. I’m clearly getting old.

  36. Lady Gaga
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    Lord, now she’s channeling Nina Hagen. Where will this end?

  37. Ronnie Wood
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    I can’t dis this guy. Not this guy.

  38. Sofia Vergara
    Jerky McPumpoff
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    what mexican food looks most like a penis? because that’s what i want to cook her for dinner.

  39. No Kidding

    Finally a picture of her in her natural habitat. Aren’t giraffes cute?

  40. Chris Evans
    angelInstead
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    Captain America: douchebag edition!

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