Welcome to The Crap We Missed which according to the above photo as well as this and this has turned into a chronicle of a husband and wife committing bestial adultery. We also discover that 50 Cent is blind in both eyes and possibly a deaf-mute, as well as Khloe proving all those people right who said her marriage wouldn’t last. And she even let him wear Lamar’s Mickey ears, that heartless bitch.
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Def. more of her, please
“You touch that young bitch’s hip again and I will bite off your other testicle…”
Great, looks like they’re going to have the change the “What’s long, black, and smelly” joke
“Does this rag smell of chloroform to you? [snicker snicker]“
WTF is wrong with all you haters?? The only thing I don’t want to have sex with in this picture is her taste in music.
I second that.
Absolutely, I would totally wreck her people-hole
I love this woman.
I forget…which 80′s hair band is he from? I wanna say Poison but I know that’s not right. Oh, this is going to drive me nuts..
I think you’re thinking of Skid Row. That’s Sebastian Bach, right?
I really thought that was Snooki
I thought the same thing!
I have no idea who she is but she looks very talented.
Yes. In the same way all flotation devices are talented.
It’s about time they did a reboot of Batman and Robin
Guy Pearce has a pretty sweet rack.
She’s taking notes to remind herself to find John G.
“Heheheh Wilmer bought WHO flowers??”
So who is it that’s responsible for giving the go-ahead for her to take over for Larry King ?
This chick looks like a sand volleyball silver medalist from 1988 after the Russians beat her for losing to America.
Fuck all you people! I think David Lee Roth is looking pretty good…
Go ahead and hump..HUMP!
Kato Kaelin?
Great. I was just about to leave work and now I can’t because I’m wearing wool pants and I have a boner. I guess there’s always the handicapped stall and what’s left of my hand lotion….
Been there
I’d have sex with both of these chicks before I let my penis anywhere near that awful creature Khloe…
Is this post a joke? I mean, that’s Michael Bolton, so…
You guys are dumb, you can totally tell by her eyes that that isn’t Khloe. Khloe’s eyes are hazel.
Why is she in Australia? Is it because she depleted the supply of MAC in North America?
Doesn’t he know that Channing Tatum took his job of minorly good looking guy who can’t act in teenage chick flicks?
I totally thought this was Channing Tatum
Ditto
Will she ever die? She’s been around for too much time now.
Even crack whores are celebrities this days. I lost all hope in humanity,
I assume you lost hope in humanity thirty years ago?
Epic Win.
Katy must be shopping for a tongue to replace Russell’s which has to be worn out from licking her ass.
Some escaped the clutches of the Renaissance Faire.
Nice of her to regurgitate food for tiny giraffes
The Wolfpack?
I’m with Baron – both awesome.
“I just farted…but I won’t apologize because everyone in range of the stench thought it was funny!”
Awwww, look at the happy couple…Zach is giddy after the ceremony
Lame with any hairstyle, any outfit.
It’s still just Michael Bolton underneath.
is it me, or did her left nipple migrate towards the bottom of her breast? either way, it’s fine by me, easier access
He’s in France?
Quick, someone tea bag his drum set.
If she had real tits..this would be a winning picture….now…not so much!
This was the face she made when she bitch-slapped Justin Bieber for mashing his fist into the cake
Promo picture for the new Bradley Cooper bio-pic, “Gay and Gayer”
Am I the only one who thought this was Kelly Osbourn at first?
This is what happens to you when you become an over 18 Disney Chick~
Note to Lady Gaga: The sound you hear is the combined retching of your so called, “Little Monsters” as they realize they have been duped in to believing she is creative by an insane asylum escapee.
Has she been arrested yet? Cause this would make the perfect mug shot.
In public, beady eyes need make up, famous person.
At last a picture of Lady Gaga without all the makeup, wigs and weird costuming….no wonder she uses all that crap….she looks just like Ronnie Woods!
meth head?!?!?!
Crack use is hell on the body, isn’t it Chelsea?
Shit….Betty Boop is a real person…all along I thought she was just a cartoon character.
Khloe forgot to shave again, I see!
I LOVE JASON SCHWARTZMAN!
hurling in 3…2….
Why is she everywhere lately?!