The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.12.11

May 12th, 2011 // 483 Comments

Welcome to The Crap We Missed which according to the above photo as well as this and this has turned into a chronicle of a husband and wife committing bestial adultery. We also discover that 50 Cent is blind in both eyes and possibly a deaf-mute, as well as Khloe proving all those people right who said her marriage wouldn’t last. And she even let him wear Lamar’s Mickey ears, that heartless bitch.

Investigative journalism done right,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Flynet, INFdaily, Pacfic Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Amy Childs
    Deacon Jones
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    Def. more of her, please

  2. Marg Helgenberger
    baron of all media
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    “You touch that young bitch’s hip again and I will bite off your other testicle…”

  3. Dwight Howard Chewbacca
    Deacon Jones
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    Great, looks like they’re going to have the change the “What’s long, black, and smelly” joke

  4. John C. Reilly
    baron of all media
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    “Does this rag smell of chloroform to you? [snicker snicker]“

  5. Gwyneth Paltrow
    baron of all media
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    WTF is wrong with all you haters?? The only thing I don’t want to have sex with in this picture is her taste in music.

  6. Sofia Vergara
    Sexy Sadie
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    I love this woman.

  7. Chelsea Handler
    Beatnik
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    I forget…which 80′s hair band is he from? I wanna say Poison but I know that’s not right. Oh, this is going to drive me nuts..

  8. Katy Perry
    Dumas
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    I really thought that was Snooki

  9. Amy Childs
    Beatnik
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    I have no idea who she is but she looks very talented.

  10. Bradley Cooper
    DeucePickle
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    It’s about time they did a reboot of Batman and Robin

  11. Chelsea Handler
    The Winchester
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    Guy Pearce has a pretty sweet rack.

  12. Mandy Moore
    baron of all media
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    “Heheheh Wilmer bought WHO flowers??”

  13. Lady Gaga
    DeucePickle
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    So who is it that’s responsible for giving the go-ahead for her to take over for Larry King ?

  14. Chelsea Handler
    baron of all media
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    This chick looks like a sand volleyball silver medalist from 1988 after the Russians beat her for losing to America.

  15. Chelsea Handler
    Bucky Barnes
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    Fuck all you people! I think David Lee Roth is looking pretty good…

  16. Chelsea Handler
    hmna
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    Kato Kaelin?

  17. Amy Childs
    baron of all media
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    Great. I was just about to leave work and now I can’t because I’m wearing wool pants and I have a boner. I guess there’s always the handicapped stall and what’s left of my hand lotion….

  18. Dwight Howard Chewbacca
    baron of all media
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    I’d have sex with both of these chicks before I let my penis anywhere near that awful creature Khloe…

  19. Michael Bolton
    kimmykimkim
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    Is this post a joke? I mean, that’s Michael Bolton, so…

  20. Dwight Howard Chewbacca
    4 Sho
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    You guys are dumb, you can totally tell by her eyes that that isn’t Khloe. Khloe’s eyes are hazel.

  21. Katy Perry
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    Why is she in Australia? Is it because she depleted the supply of MAC in North America?

  22. Josh Hartnett
    JMS
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    Doesn’t he know that Channing Tatum took his job of minorly good looking guy who can’t act in teenage chick flicks?

  23. Lady Gaga
    Asoto
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    Will she ever die? She’s been around for too much time now.

  24. Chelsea Handler
    Asoto
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    Even crack whores are celebrities this days. I lost all hope in humanity,

  25. Katy Perry
    Turd Ferguson
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    Epic Win.

  26. Katy Perry
    The Critical Crassness
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    Katy must be shopping for a tongue to replace Russell’s which has to be worn out from licking her ass.

  27. Rose McGowan
    Turd Ferguson
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    Some escaped the clutches of the Renaissance Faire.

  28. Katy Perry
    vlad
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    Nice of her to regurgitate food for tiny giraffes

  29. Zach Galifianakis Jason Schwartzman
    Turd Ferguson
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    The Wolfpack?
    I’m with Baron – both awesome.

  30. Zach Galifianakis Jason Schwartzman
    The Critical Crassness
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    “I just farted…but I won’t apologize because everyone in range of the stench thought it was funny!”

  31. Zach Galifianakis Jason Schwartzman
    vlad
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    Awwww, look at the happy couple…Zach is giddy after the ceremony

  32. Michael Bolton
    Turd Ferguson
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    Lame with any hairstyle, any outfit.
    It’s still just Michael Bolton underneath.

  33. Sofia Vergara
    vlad
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    is it me, or did her left nipple migrate towards the bottom of her breast? either way, it’s fine by me, easier access

  34. John C. Reilly
    Turd Ferguson
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    He’s in France?
    Quick, someone tea bag his drum set.

  35. Gwyneth Paltrow
    The Critical Crassness
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    If she had real tits..this would be a winning picture….now…not so much!

  36. Marg Helgenberger
    vlad
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    This was the face she made when she bitch-slapped Justin Bieber for mashing his fist into the cake

  37. Bradley Cooper
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Promo picture for the new Bradley Cooper bio-pic, “Gay and Gayer”

  38. Lady Gaga
    JMS
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    Am I the only one who thought this was Kelly Osbourn at first?

  39. Mandy Moore
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what happens to you when you become an over 18 Disney Chick~

  40. Lady Gaga
    The Critical Crassness
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    Note to Lady Gaga: The sound you hear is the combined retching of your so called, “Little Monsters” as they realize they have been duped in to believing she is creative by an insane asylum escapee.

  41. Chelsea Handler
    JMS
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    Has she been arrested yet? Cause this would make the perfect mug shot.

  42. Chelsea Handler
    babybitch
    Commented on this photo:

    In public, beady eyes need make up, famous person.

  43. Ronnie Wood
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    At last a picture of Lady Gaga without all the makeup, wigs and weird costuming….no wonder she uses all that crap….she looks just like Ronnie Woods!

  44. Ronnie Wood
    SexxiMamma
    Commented on this photo:

    meth head?!?!?!

  45. Chelsea Handler
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Crack use is hell on the body, isn’t it Chelsea?

  46. Amy Childs
    The Critical Crassness
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    Shit….Betty Boop is a real person…all along I thought she was just a cartoon character.

  47. Dwight Howard Chewbacca
    The Critical Crassness
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    Khloe forgot to shave again, I see!

  48. Zach Galifianakis Jason Schwartzman
    Undercover
    Commented on this photo:

    I LOVE JASON SCHWARTZMAN!

  49. Chelsea Handler
    vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    hurling in 3…2….

  50. Marg Helgenberger
    Undercover
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    Why is she everywhere lately?!

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