The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.12.11

May 12th, 2011 // 483 Comments

Welcome to The Crap We Missed which according to the above photo as well as this and this has turned into a chronicle of a husband and wife committing bestial adultery. We also discover that 50 Cent is blind in both eyes and possibly a deaf-mute, as well as Khloe proving all those people right who said her marriage wouldn’t last. And she even let him wear Lamar’s Mickey ears, that heartless bitch.

Investigative journalism done right,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Flynet, INFdaily, Pacfic Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Gwyneth Paltrow
    Commented on this photo:

    “look at these, the’re small but the’re real and you can’t have them”

  2. Gwyneth Paltrow
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Your neckline can plunge right to your cervix if you don’t have any boobs.

  3. Marg Helgenberger
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Mom?

  4. Chelsea Handler
    Bucky Barnes
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    I would refuse to pay a penny more than 50 Cent for that book.

  5. Bradley Cooper
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Gee, I dunno Bradley, but with your money I am guessing you can buy a leather jacket that fits.

  6. Mandy Moore
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Gingivitis, the before picture.

  7. Amy Childs
    Bucky Barnes
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    Wow, her eyes and her boobs are equally spaced. By any chance is she related to Amanda Seyfried?

  8. Chris Evans
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, I’d like a pair of jeans with a 32 inch waist and a 48 inch inseam.

  9. can tell black people appart

    So thats NOT lamar Odom, its Dwight Howard, the best center in the NBA. He plays for Orlando.

  10. Lady Gaga
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, now THIS is called trying waaaaaaaaaaaay too hard.

  11. Dwight Howard Chewbacca
    can tell black people appart
    Commented on this photo:

    5 comments, and not one of you realize its NOT Lamar Odom in the picture? Its Dwight Howard of the Orlando Magic. He looks nothing like Lamar. wow…

    • Log O' Poo

      I’m pretty sure my comment should indicate that I knew it was Dwight. Also, who even said it was Lamar?

    • It had to be said

      Yeah, it says “Dwight Howard . . .” above. Project much?

    • Richard McBeef

      I don’t know who the fuck dwight howard is or lamar odom, but i can tell you who RZA is when I see him. dolla dolla bill y’all.

    • KNOBGOBBLER3

      Somebody’s tarded!

    • Amy

      You also failed to mention that nobody remarked that it really isn’t Kloe Kardashian either. I guess that mean you can’t tell Wookie’s apart. Speciest!

    • Shorty80

      No one said it was Lamar genius. Log O’ Poo’s comment makes it obvious he knows it isn’t Lamar. So you need to learn to read, and calm down. Hypersensitive idiot.

  12. Ronnie Wood
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Funny, The Rolling Stones used to be the bad boys of rock…now they are old guys wearing fancy jackets and eating filet mignon in expensive restaurants. I guess time and money changes everyone.

    • DeucePickle

      I’m pretty certain the Stones have been eating filet mignon at expensive restaurants for several decades

  13. Gwyneth Paltrow
    Bucky Barnes
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    Wow, I saw a plunging neckline in the thumbnail and clicked before I knew who it was. Curse you, Ann Coulter, that was a dirty trick!

  14. Chelsea Handler
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    She signs every book ‘Angelina Joli is a cunt.’

  15. Bradley Cooper
    Bucky Barnes
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    Chas Bono is looking pretty svelte compared to yesterday.

  16. Amy Childs
    cc
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    She almost out make-ups Katy Perry, and that’s no mean feat.

  17. Dwight Howard Chewbacca
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not Khloe, that’s the Jack’s Links guy.

  18. Bradley Cooper
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    Lots of odd stuff in this picture…

  19. Katy Perry
    baron of all media
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    I honestly don’t know which hole in this picture I would want to have sex with. But I see at least three not baring teeth so….

  20. Lady Gaga
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    Some day I hope to see that same look through a scope….

  21. Gwyneth Paltrow
    cagster
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone else expecting an alien to pop out?

  22. Sofia Vergara
    kimmykimkim
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    Holá Sofia! Me gusta tus chi-chi’s! I don’t even know if that’s right, but I’m sure she’ll get the message.

  23. Chelsea Handler
    toolazytothinkofaname
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    She is a woman is one of those lies right? It looks like (s)he could of just killed a girlfriend

  24. Mandy Moore
    Satan's bitch
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    heh heh heh … I’ll eat your children. heh heh heh … And your dog too. heh heh heh …

  25. Chelsea Handler
    Deryn
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    This is hot enough for Chicago.

  26. Gwyneth Paltrow
    It had to be said
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    Nice breast bone!

  27. Katy Perry
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    Because making videos with men in diapers wasn’t degrading enough, Octomom had to sink to a new low and is now in the animal fetish business.

  28. Josh Hartnett
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    He probably tastes his own penis for the scent of success Scarlet left behind…

  29. Bradley Cooper
    It had to be said
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    Isn’t that Sitch’s dad?

  30. Lady Gaga
    SteakTarTar
    Commented on this photo:

    Cash in now baby, cause -nobody- wants to wake up next to this.

  31. Mandy Moore
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m so baked right now . . .

  32. Chris Evans
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Cool frat, brah.

  33. Zach Galifianakis Jason Schwartzman
    baron of all media
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    I got nothing. Both these dudes are awesome.

  34. Sofia Vergara
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Hottest. 40 year old. Ever.

  35. Ronnie Wood
    It had to be said
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    My God, it’s like looking straight into the pit of hell. Look at that mouth . . .

  36. Bradley Cooper
    Cam
    Commented on this photo:

    He kinda looks like my meth dealer,

  37. Chelsea Handler
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Actually, the first three lies are that she didn’t drink a bottle of vodka before showing up for this, the fourth is that she is attractive in any way, and fifth, that she has any idea where she is.

  38. Chelsea Handler
    Cam
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    I know her vodka soaked vagina is supposed to be amazing but look what you have to go through to get there…..

  39. Marg Helgenberger
    DeucePickle
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    How did the paparazzi guy know to take a picture of whoever this is ?

  40. Rose McGowan
    Cam
    Commented on this photo:

    I can has more face lifts now?

  41. Amy Childs
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Gwyneth, the rightful owner of your dress just showed up.

  42. Amy Childs
    T1
    Commented on this photo:

    ick

  43. Zach Galifianakis Jason Schwartzman
    Beatnik
    Commented on this photo:

    *GASP*! Does this mean more episodes of Bored to Death?!? I HOPE SO!!!!

  44. Ronnie Wood
    sparkymcgee
    Commented on this photo:

    I think that is the face you make when you see the grim reaper and he starts sucking the soul from your body.

  45. Katy Perry
    Deacon Jones
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    “Ok, so how’s this work? You suck on this, and then you dump 5 lbs worth of facial on me from this water cooler?”

  46. Dwight Howard Chewbacca
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I got bounced out the playoffs in the first round, and management got me THIS for a hooker? Damn. I’m leaving, Orlando, I’m just leavin’.

  47. Sofia Vergara
    Beatnik
    Commented on this photo:

    You know, ever goddamn “cycle” of America’s Next Top Model, Tyra Banks promises another teenaged girl that she’ll be the new face of CoverGirl, but unless the past winners of ANTM include Sofia Vergara, Rihanna, Queen Latifah and Ellen Degeneres, I’m pretty sure Tyra Banks is full of shit.

  48. John C. Reilly
    Deacon Jones
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    “Here, puke into this bag dear. I know everything’s blurry, it was those tic-tac’s I gave you sweetie. Must be the sugar.”

  49. Ronnie Wood
    Deacon Jones
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    I’m ready for the Enterprise to come streaking out of his mouth…

  50. Bradley Cooper
    Beatnik
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    Is that George Strombolopolous? Canadians would know him as the guy who used to be “the smart one” on MuchMusic (like MTV)…which still made him very, very dumb. Or, in American terms, he’s Carson Daly.

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