The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.10.12

May 10th, 2012 // 428 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Chelsea Handler has become indistinguishable from Helen Hunt, someone probably died after reaching toward Seal‘s camera, Eve‘s alive (Who knew?), and Wilmer Valderrama put on his deepest V for what I’m assuming was a Dr. Scholl’s sponsored post-prom party.

Johnny Depp‘s earrings. Worse insult to Native Americans than the Trail of Tears? You decide,

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  1. Patricia Krentcil Tan Mom Mugshot
    Johnny P!
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    She’s pure white trash with over-the-top fake French-manicured nails, clearly insane, slurs through interviews like she just downed a 40-ouncer of vodka, and is a tanning booth addict.
    Oh, and her husband comes across in interviews as moronic, too.
    She has more talent and entertainment value than all the Kardashians, Octomom and the cast of Jersey Shore rolled into one.
    She clearly needs to have her own reality show, if only to keep her kids looked after by professional caregivers, and pay for her impending melanoma treatments.

  2. Jude Law Sweatpants Bitter Pill
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    He’s finding it hard to get the taste of Robert Downey out of his mouth.

  3. Patricia Krentcil Tan Mom Mugshot
    mismy
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    Nice black eye… wish I hadn’t looked close enough to see that also

  4. Tim Tebow Mother Baking Taste Of Home Magazine
    MarkM
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    “Granny…Uncle Jed said that I could have cousin Ellie’s bowl of Possum stew too!”

  5. Helena Bonham Carter
    Johnny P!
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    I gotta say… that’s the best she’s looked in years!

  6. Rumer Willis Legs Miniskirt Cleavage See Through Shirt
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    “Yes, sadly I’m with Rumer,” says the girl behind her.

  7. Seal Camera
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Fucker got my soul!

  8. Chelsea Handler Yoga Pants Wet Hair
    Katie
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    If I looked like that, I’d hate Angelina Jolie too. Or any other female, for that matter.

  9. Eve Cleavage Long Hair
    Crissy
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    Wait! What!!! This is the best I’ve ever seen her look!

  10. JWoww Cleavage
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    Taking all things into consideration, this is probably the best picture of her that I’ve ever seen. But then, I’m pretty fucked up in the head.

  11. Helena Bonham Carter
    Cock Dr
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    Love this kook.

  12. Chelsea Handler Yoga Pants Wet Hair
    MarkM
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    Well, at least she doesn’t have a huge, creepy vein going straight down the middle of her leg…oh, God…nevermind, she’s awful!

  13. Johnny Depp Scarf Necklaces
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    I would be his squaw. Oh LORD, would I be his squaw.

  14. Jillian Reynolds Cleavage Mothers Day Luncheon
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    “Mole. Bloody mole. We aren’t supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there’s a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole.”

  15. Chelsea Handler Yoga Pants Wet Hair
    MRF
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    What you see here comes from the Nick Nolte collection.

  16. Chris Hemsworth
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    OMG—Thor’s eating at a place called Peppercorn’s! Fish, did you just die and go to heaven?

  17. Wilmer Valderrama
    MRF
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    Syphilis, magnified 2 million times.

  18. Seal Camera
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    So his old lady gives him the boot and he becomes a paparazzo, just like the other blood suckers…

  19. JWoww Cleavage
    horndog
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    the things i would do….

  20. Claudia Romani Bikini
    Crissy
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    I dont care who she is. I say she has talent!

  21. Nicole Eggert Hiking
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    ginormous. who is she?

  22. Patricia Krentcil Tan Mom Mugshot
    MRF
    Commented on this photo:

    Orange Hulk SMASH!!!

  23. Una Healy Cleavage Ben Foden
    lily
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    pretty girl!

  24. Katie Price Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
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    “Shit, I can’t find my dick! I know it’s here somewhere. Hey, anybody got an extra dick?”

  25. Seal Camera
    Master Bates
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    What an anachronistic relic that is. The camera’s not bad though.

  26. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Dress
    lily
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    nothing special

    • Kris

      lily must be
      1. The sexiest bitch to ever walk the earth (due to the amount of critical posts on pictures of attractive women) or..
      2. The ugliest bitch to ever walk the earth (due to the amount of critical posts on pictures of attractive women) or…
      3. A man who could never hope to hit that..or anything close…or
      4. A man who likes men.

      All equally likely…yet for some reason I find myself leaning overwhelmingly towards #2 or #3…

  27. Chris Hemsworth
    lily
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    Captain America is way hotter

  28. Tim Tebow Mother Baking Taste Of Home Magazine
    JustWondering
    Commented on this photo:

    Of course! The best way ro fight all those gay rumors is to wear a pastel checked shirt! That’s the ticket! Yeah!

  29. Eve Cleavage Long Hair
    lily
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    her foundation is a few shades too light

  30. Rumer Willis Legs Miniskirt Cleavage See Through Shirt
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    Stop me if you’ve heard this; Rumer Willis and Octomom walk into a bar….

  31. JWoww Cleavage
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    But she never sponsors throat lozenges. Now why is that?

    • dooood

      because they have not yet made dick flavored lozenges?

      • kimmykimkim

        Dumb thumbs! I thumbed this down accidentally! And I laughed out loud too! Haha dick flavor! Fish, can’t we just get rid of the thumbs and just criticize each other like normal?

  32. Chelsea Handler Yoga Pants Wet Hair
    DT
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    I thought Gollum was a man. . .guess you learn something new everyday.

  33. Courtney Love
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    “Me, an addict? Oh, no. I simply had a lot of adverse reactions to medications I had been prescribed for 30 years.”

  34. Eve Cleavage Long Hair
    rantatonne
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    When Sammy Sosa had the corked bat and steroid scandal i thought “What?” The skin bleaching, “What the?” But now a sex change…”WTF Sosa?!”

  35. Chelsea Handler Yoga Pants Wet Hair
    rican
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    Two pics of Courtney Love in one post? WTF!

  36. Helena Bonham Carter
    lily
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    she has a lovely face, great bone structure

  37. Seal Camera
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    Taking a picture of Chris Brown. Shortly after it was taken, they burgled each other’s walnuts.

  38. Una Healy Cleavage Ben Foden
    Crissy
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    They are pretty, but who are they?

  39. Jillian Reynolds Cleavage Mothers Day Luncheon
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    Hey it’s the lady with the Tara Reid voice that used to be on my NFL pregame show. Can you go back to wherever you came from now? You’re reminding me that football is still far away.

  40. JWoww Cleavage
    Frugal Gourmet
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    Fuckable here.

  41. Claudia Romani Bikini
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    Great body!

  42. Tim Tebow Mother Baking Taste Of Home Magazine
    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    “HAHAHAAH, look mom, I’m packing Fudge, HAHAHAHAHAHHA”

  43. Tim Tebow Mother Baking Taste Of Home Magazine
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Wait… this guy is packing fudge into the bowl?

  44. Claudia Romani Bikini
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    sexy shape. take notes leanne rhymes. this is what a female ass should look like.

  45. Seal Camera
    AAPL made me rich!
    Commented on this photo:

    “You there.. Ephialtes.. May you live forever.. “

  46. Katie Price Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
    Commented on this photo:

    How did England beat us in the race for robot prostitutes?

  47. Chelsea Handler Yoga Pants Wet Hair
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I was certain that this was a still from Men In Black.

  48. JWoww Cleavage
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    I agree with vitobone and Frugal. Now if she can only hold this pose for the rest of her life, we’re all set…..

  49. Chelsea Handler Yoga Pants Wet Hair
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    I used to think Chelsea Handler was sort of attractive. Now I realize I was blind and stupid.

  50. Tim Tebow Mother Baking Taste Of Home Magazine
    Flame on
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    Heard he’s a eunuch.

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