Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Chelsea Handler has become indistinguishable from Helen Hunt, someone probably died after reaching toward Seal‘s camera, Eve‘s alive (Who knew?), and Wilmer Valderrama put on his deepest V for what I’m assuming was a Dr. Scholl’s sponsored post-prom party.
Johnny Depp‘s earrings. Worse insult to Native Americans than the Trail of Tears? You decide,
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She’s pure white trash with over-the-top fake French-manicured nails, clearly insane, slurs through interviews like she just downed a 40-ouncer of vodka, and is a tanning booth addict.
Oh, and her husband comes across in interviews as moronic, too.
She has more talent and entertainment value than all the Kardashians, Octomom and the cast of Jersey Shore rolled into one.
She clearly needs to have her own reality show, if only to keep her kids looked after by professional caregivers, and pay for her impending melanoma treatments.
He’s finding it hard to get the taste of Robert Downey out of his mouth.
Nice black eye… wish I hadn’t looked close enough to see that also
That shiner really brings out the glow of her skin.
“Granny…Uncle Jed said that I could have cousin Ellie’s bowl of Possum stew too!”
I gotta say… that’s the best she’s looked in years!
“Yes, sadly I’m with Rumer,” says the girl behind her.
“…And I let her dress me. half an f’n skirt!”
Fucker got my soul!
If I looked like that, I’d hate Angelina Jolie too. Or any other female, for that matter.
Wait! What!!! This is the best I’ve ever seen her look!
Taking all things into consideration, this is probably the best picture of her that I’ve ever seen. But then, I’m pretty fucked up in the head.
I agree. she looks good here.
I agree as well. less make up = cute face ;)
Love this kook.
Well, at least she doesn’t have a huge, creepy vein going straight down the middle of her leg…oh, God…nevermind, she’s awful!
seriously, wtf is wrong with her tibia?
Is there a doctor on the site?
I would be his squaw. Oh LORD, would I be his squaw.
“Mole. Bloody mole. We aren’t supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there’s a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole.”
What you see here comes from the Nick Nolte collection.
OMG—Thor’s eating at a place called Peppercorn’s! Fish, did you just die and go to heaven?
Syphilis, magnified 2 million times.
Lofuckingl
So his old lady gives him the boot and he becomes a paparazzo, just like the other blood suckers…
the things i would do….
I dont care who she is. I say she has talent!
ginormous. who is she?
You don’t remember “Charles In Charge”? She played the house that he took care of.
she was “Summer” on Baywatch. she was smokin back then.
Orange Hulk SMASH!!!
That’s Thing, asshole.
“It’s clobberin’ time!”
pretty girl!
“Shit, I can’t find my dick! I know it’s here somewhere. Hey, anybody got an extra dick?”
What an anachronistic relic that is. The camera’s not bad though.
nothing special
lily must be
1. The sexiest bitch to ever walk the earth (due to the amount of critical posts on pictures of attractive women) or..
2. The ugliest bitch to ever walk the earth (due to the amount of critical posts on pictures of attractive women) or…
3. A man who could never hope to hit that..or anything close…or
4. A man who likes men.
All equally likely…yet for some reason I find myself leaning overwhelmingly towards #2 or #3…
Captain America is way hotter
Disagree.
hopefully without sounding completely gay,
i’d rather bang samuel L jackson.
… no homo
Thor’s body is phenomenal. The face be iffy.
Of course! The best way ro fight all those gay rumors is to wear a pastel checked shirt! That’s the ticket! Yeah!
Technically, it’s gingham; but yes, it’s totally gay.
her foundation is a few shades too light
Stop me if you’ve heard this; Rumer Willis and Octomom walk into a bar….
But she never sponsors throat lozenges. Now why is that?
because they have not yet made dick flavored lozenges?
Dumb thumbs! I thumbed this down accidentally! And I laughed out loud too! Haha dick flavor! Fish, can’t we just get rid of the thumbs and just criticize each other like normal?
I thought Gollum was a man. . .guess you learn something new everyday.
“Me, an addict? Oh, no. I simply had a lot of adverse reactions to medications I had been prescribed for 30 years.”
When Sammy Sosa had the corked bat and steroid scandal i thought “What?” The skin bleaching, “What the?” But now a sex change…”WTF Sosa?!”
Two pics of Courtney Love in one post? WTF!
she has a lovely face, great bone structure
Taking a picture of Chris Brown. Shortly after it was taken, they burgled each other’s walnuts.
They are pretty, but who are they?
One plays with white balls while thousands of drunkards watch.
The other is a rugby player.
LMAO! Nice!
it takes leather balls to play rugby
One of them is a specialist in bustin balls…
Yup, one is a quite pretty girl, whilst the other, Ben Foden plays rugby rather well and could make Tebow go down on one knee and take one for the team.
Hey it’s the lady with the Tara Reid voice that used to be on my NFL pregame show. Can you go back to wherever you came from now? You’re reminding me that football is still far away.
Fuckable here.
Great body!
“HAHAHAAH, look mom, I’m packing Fudge, HAHAHAHAHAHHA”
Wait… this guy is packing fudge into the bowl?
sexy shape. take notes leanne rhymes. this is what a female ass should look like.
Only if you are into lard.
“You there.. Ephialtes.. May you live forever.. “
How did England beat us in the race for robot prostitutes?
I was certain that this was a still from Men In Black.
I agree with vitobone and Frugal. Now if she can only hold this pose for the rest of her life, we’re all set…..
It wouldn’t be impossible for her to do that. She already appears to be made of wax.
I used to think Chelsea Handler was sort of attractive. Now I realize I was blind and stupid.
Heard he’s a eunuch.