The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.10.12

May 10th, 2012 // 428 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Chelsea Handler has become indistinguishable from Helen Hunt, someone probably died after reaching toward Seal‘s camera, Eve‘s alive (Who knew?), and Wilmer Valderrama put on his deepest V for what I’m assuming was a Dr. Scholl’s sponsored post-prom party.

Johnny Depp‘s earrings. Worse insult to Native Americans than the Trail of Tears? You decide,

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  1. Seal Camera
    Caseum
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    Cocoa nails!!

  2. Chelsea Handler Yoga Pants Wet Hair
    CBN
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    Who convinced Sammy Hagar to finally lose the goatee?

  3. JWoww Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Apparently cigarettes, plastic surgery and blow counts as a “revolution” now.

  4. Seal Camera
    Johnny P!
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    You know as soon as he gets home that camera is going into a special room, and YOU’D BETTER NOT MESS WITH IT!!!

  5. Seal Camera
    it had to be said
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    That is a nice camera. I can see getting divorced over that.

  6. Johnny Depp Scarf Necklaces
    tits mcgee
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    time to research hair plugs, buddy.

  7. Katie Price Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
    it had to be said
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    I bet she gives great head.

  8. Johnny Depp Scarf Necklaces
    Johnny P!
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    The tables have turned. Johnny Depp has himself, become a douche. In fact, he’s become the Patron Saint of douches.

  9. Katie Price Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
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    So they have sluts in England too?

  10. Tim Tebow Mother Baking Taste Of Home Magazine
    it had to be said
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    This here’s rice krispy treats dipped in Jesus juice.

  11. Courtney Love
    Johnny P!
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    That’s the most normal picture of her we’ve seen this year, and she still looks certifiable.

  12. JWoww Cleavage
    lily
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    cute dress

  13. Wilmer Valderrama
    it had to be said
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    Fez, get up and, for the love of god, go.

  14. Sharon Osbourne No Makeup
    it had to be said
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    The kids should never see Ronald McDonald without his make up on.

  15. Tim Tebow Mother Baking Taste Of Home Magazine
    Johnny P!
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    That picture should be in black and white.

  16. Chelsea Handler Yoga Pants Wet Hair
    lily
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    rough face

  17. Wilmer Valderrama
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    Ooooh! Quite the career move WIlmer! A shoe insole campaign.

  18. Katie Price Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
    Crissy
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    classy broad!

  19. Neve Campbell Pregnant Belly
    Johnny P!
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    Still very pretty after all these years since Party of 5.

    • EricLr

      Obviously you haven’t seen her nude scenes. Everyone kept asking why she didn’t do nude scenes until she actually started doing them. Then they stopped asking.

  20. Nicole Eggert Hiking
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    God! I used to spank myself raw to that. We’re all getting old.

  21. Patricia Krentcil Tan Mom Mugshot
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    She’s 44. She has that youthful tan.

  22. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Dress
    Johnny P!
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    You know you’re ‘past it’ when:
    a) you aren’t flexible enough to look behind you and see your dress has a big-ass zipper hanging off of it and
    b) you can’t get the attention of 2 young guys when you’re posing suggestively on the street. In NEW YORK, of all places!!

    • Cock Dr

      Those guys must be gay…or there’s a hotter, younger starlet offcamera.
      When she’s gussied up Eva always been the cutest little Latina garden gnome.

  23. Helena Bonham Carter
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    She looks like she’s wondering where the fuck she is.

  24. Chelsea Handler Yoga Pants Wet Hair
    Crissy
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    Damn! And she thought all those years of hard living were not gonna catch up? She looks like a dog who got ran over and left to die in a puddle of piss.

  25. Chris Hemsworth
    Johnny P!
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    Chris: “Whatd’ya think of my douche hat, Dad?”
    Dad: “Ditch it, and show the locks while you got ‘em son. The day will come…”

  26. Nicole Eggert Hiking
    Cock Dr
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    Go ahead…make fun.
    You know if you ever got her on a big sturdy bed she would rock your world.
    There might be a trip to the emergency room afterwards, but it might be worth it.

  27. JWoww Cleavage
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    I don’t think any of us MISSED this crap….

  28. Seal Camera
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    “Say, Auf Wiedersehen!”

  29. Sharon Osbourne No Makeup
    Johnny P!
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    The hair looks natural.

  30. Katie Price Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
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    That garter is going to be a bitch to get off.

  31. Katie Price Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
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    If the garter belt tattoo didn’t convince you of her classiness, let the fact that she covered her lady parts do the rest….

  32. JWoww Cleavage
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    Most women are taught as girls to cross their legs like this to be ladylike. JWoww, on the other hand, just needs to pee.

  33. Johnny Depp Scarf Necklaces
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    He’s turned into Christopher Walken for Generation X

  34. Chelsea Handler Yoga Pants Wet Hair
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    Ok so I know she blew her way to the top but uhmmm seriously? Someone looked at that and said “Yeah, I’ll give you a show if you blow me?”

  35. Courtney Love
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    This what washing dishes in meth does to your hands.

  36. Courtney Love
    JC
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    “And then I tried to slit his wrist with a razor blade, like this, but he was all squirmy and stuff, so I had to go get the shotgun.”

  37. Tim Tebow Mother Baking Taste Of Home Magazine
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    Beans for Jesus!

  38. Nicole Eggert Hiking
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    Large and in Charge…. (see what I did there???)

  39. Chelsea Handler Yoga Pants Wet Hair
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    Too cool for shampoo.

  40. Nicole Eggert Hiking
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    Something tell me she’s carrying her lunch in that backpack.

  41. Eve Cleavage Long Hair
    JC
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    A classy lady would have insisted that her dog wash off his feet before making out with her.

  42. Nicole Eggert Hiking
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Nobody told me Titanic was real…? #wtf

  43. Chris Hemsworth
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    God of blunder.

  44. Courtney Love
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    “…So then you want to use something as a tourniquet to find a vein—here, let me use my bracelet to show you…”

  45. Sharon Osbourne No Makeup
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    So the same company that makes troll dolls makes wigs?

  46. Patricia Krentcil Tan Mom Mugshot
    Commented on this photo:

    Next stop: Dancing With The Stars.

  47. Tim Tebow Mother Baking Taste Of Home Magazine
    Dick Hell
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    Is this photo pre or post coitus? Trick question, it’s actually both.

  48. Helena Bonham Carter
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    She just realized she’s in a Dark Shadows remake.

  49. Sharon Osbourne No Makeup
    Cock Dr
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    She helped keep Ozzy alive, so I won’t dis her.
    Ozzy wouldn’t dare die prematurely with Sharon as his manager. It’s simply not allowed.

  50. Helena Bonham Carter
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    It’s bright shadows that freak me out… Is this a scary horror movie film about Dracula the vampire?

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