The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.5.12

April 5th, 2012 // 369 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will be our last one for the week [Save Most Important People tomorrow. – SW] so we can hide pastel eggs to celebrate some ghost that keeps haunting people until the free market is deregulated and sluts stop fucking for the slut-thrill of it, but I digress. Because Deena Cortese is in here and bless her heart, she thought that dental work would make her passably attractive. It didn’t. I was also about to trash Orlando Bloom‘s purple sweatpants until I remembered that he was driving his Italian crotch-rocket home to plow this, which brings me right around to Joe Jonas‘s pink capris that remove all doubt that we’re in the presence of a true pussy magnet. In fact, if I had to give him a nickname it’d be Pussy Magneto.

Happy Easter,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Chris Klein Receeding Hair Line
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    “NEXT !!!!!”

  2. Richard Branson Amber Rose
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    You do know what’s gonna be dripping off this chin of yours later don’t you?

  3. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Fishnets Short Shorts
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    that face will make children cry

  4. Deena Cortese Dental Work Butt Tight Skirt
    what the huh?
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    is it sad to say that this is the best ive ever seen her look?

  5. Miranda Kerr Cleavage See Through Tank Top
    Heyzeus Hosay
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    omfgiseearoll. ew

  6. Billy Crystal Lakers Game
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    He would look SO much better if he just shaved his head. The Bozo the Clown look doesn’t suit him.

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