The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.5.12
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will be our last one for the week [Save Most Important People tomorrow. - SW] so we can hide pastel eggs to celebrate some ghost that keeps haunting people until the free market is deregulated and sluts stop fucking for the slut-thrill of it, but I digress. Because Deena Cortese is in here and bless her heart, she thought that dental work would make her passably attractive. It didn’t. I was also about to trash Orlando Bloom‘s purple sweatpants until I remembered that he was driving his Italian crotch-rocket home to plow this, which brings me right around to Joe Jonas‘s pink capris that remove all doubt that we’re in the presence of a true pussy magnet. In fact, if I had to give him a nickname it’d be Pussy Magneto.
– Photo Boy