The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.5.12

April 5th, 2012 // 369 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will be our last one for the week [Save Most Important People tomorrow. – SW] so we can hide pastel eggs to celebrate some ghost that keeps haunting people until the free market is deregulated and sluts stop fucking for the slut-thrill of it, but I digress. Because Deena Cortese is in here and bless her heart, she thought that dental work would make her passably attractive. It didn’t. I was also about to trash Orlando Bloom‘s purple sweatpants until I remembered that he was driving his Italian crotch-rocket home to plow this, which brings me right around to Joe Jonas‘s pink capris that remove all doubt that we’re in the presence of a true pussy magnet. In fact, if I had to give him a nickname it’d be Pussy Magneto.

Happy Easter,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Paula Abdul
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    “Ugghh. Purse so heavy.”

  2. Paula Abdul
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    “The world ish a great big liver, juss waitin’ to get drunk…”

  3. Orlando Bloom Purple Sweatpants Helmet Motorcycle
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    “Daddy’s Girl”.

  4. Wilmer Valderrama Mesh Shirt
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    I thought they sold the last mesh shirt in Miami in 1997.

  5. Chris Klein Receeding Hair Line
    Star Droppings
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    “Let me just check the tire pressure before I drive you to the airport.”

  6. Deena Cortese Dental Work Butt Tight Skirt
    Cher X
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    How old is this chick again? I’m not being facetious, I really want to know because she has to be young but she looks like a rough 45 year old.

  7. Dakota Fanning Pale Skin Sunglasses Hat
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    Hannibal Lector, post op tranny

  8. Katherine Heigl
    Star Droppings
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    Five bucks says that satchel is full of bingo dobbers and lucky troll dolls.

  9. Chris Klein Receeding Hair Line
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    The trick is to leave a little fart in the limo for the next guy.

  10. Billy Crystal Lakers Game
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    If Heidi Montag was present this would be Los Angeles in one shot.

  11. Katherine Heigl
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    My meemaw looks like this on her way to bingo.

  12. Billy Crystal Lakers Game
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    Billy’s forehead is taking over the planet.

  13. Wilmer Valderrama Mesh Shirt
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    He’s on his way to pick up JoJo.

  14. Terrence Howard Virgin America Flight Attendants
    DeucePickle
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    It’ll interesting to see what these ladies look like in 9 months.

  15. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Fishnets Short Shorts
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    sometimes a picture is worth 1,000 screams

  16. Wilmer Valderrama Mesh Shirt
    Carolyn
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    I think I saw him rooting through my Goodwill donations this morning.

  17. Deena Cortese Dental Work Butt Tight Skirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    You know it’s a problem when you say WTF happened to her face and she wasn’t cute to begin with.

  18. Miranda Kerr Cleavage See Through Tank Top
    dontkillthemessenger
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    There’s no security outside her gym, right? I’m not asking for me… it’s for a friend.

  19. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Fishnets Short Shorts
    Carolyn
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    Doesn’t even look human. And what’s that behind her? My dream man with his sideways hat.

  20. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Fishnets Short Shorts
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    Partially pictured : The priest whose hand is, blessing the bottled water for an emergency exorcism via holy-water.

  21. Christine Teigen
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Noassatall. It’s a serious disease.

  22. Chris Klein Receeding Hair Line
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    Every picture, story or thing i see relating to American Reunion, that is not Mena Suvari’s ass, seems like a horrible, horrible trainwreck about to happen.

  23. Paula Abdul
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Wherever she’s coming from, don’t bother asking for Tequila.

  24. Wilmer Valderrama Mesh Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’d ask how he’s getting these women, but in a previous pic, young girls were photographing an obviously gay man

    The answer is who the fuck knows.

  25. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Fishnets Short Shorts
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    Well she didn’t fly Virgin! Wocka wocka wocka!

  26. Deena Cortese Dental Work Butt Tight Skirt
    taz
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    With a face and body like that she gives moose knuckle a bad name

  27. Dakota Fanning Pale Skin Sunglasses Hat
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Which Olsen sister is this?

  28. Dakota Fanning Pale Skin Sunglasses Hat
    slippinx12
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    Seen here filming Powder 2

  29. Paula Abdul
    taz
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    I am so sick and tired of being nice to no talent bitches all the time……where’s my drugs and booze moob man.

  30. Terrence Howard Virgin America Flight Attendants
    Terrence Howard
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    That’s right ladies I douched my way out of Iron Man 2. Don Cheadle sent me a thank you note and some candy.

  31. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Fishnets Short Shorts
    taz
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    Ugh…kill it kill it!!!!…………….before it speaks let alone breeds

  32. Chris Klein Receeding Hair Line
    taz
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    Have you seen my fame around here, i seemed to have lost it?

  33. Billy Crystal Lakers Game
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The cast of “American Reunion: The pre-morgue years”

  34. Miranda Kerr Cleavage See Through Tank Top
    Raoul
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    She just had a baby. Right? How? Wha-?

  35. Chloe Sevigny Butt Minidress Short Hair
    mrsmass
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    this bitch gets uglier by the minute.

  36. Jerry Ferrara
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    He thought it was a seminar.

  37. Jon Gosselin Virgin America Flight Attendants
    Dick Hell
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    Jon has a half inch for each of them. Happy Easter, ladies!

  38. Paula Abdul
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    “Have you guys seen my jacket and my purse?”

  39. Christine Teigen
    Viewer
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    Like she wouldn’t be the best any of you would ever get.

  40. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Fishnets Short Shorts
    EricLr
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    Wow, face transplants have come a long way since they were *completely* hideous.

  41. Jerry Ferrara
    EricLr
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    My acting career is just getting started, I tell ya! All I gotta do is hold my head high and believe!

  42. Chloe Sevigny Butt Minidress Short Hair
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    If I make a movie about my penis will she suck it on camera? Or is she a real actress now?

  43. Richard Branson Amber Rose
    Colin
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    Can we please stop pretending this syphilis infested guttersnipe is relevant?

  44. Paula Abdul
    alex
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    Dr. Zaius likes!

  45. Orlando Bloom Purple Sweatpants Helmet Motorcycle
    Crissy
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    Are. those.boobs.I.see? Buwahahahahaha! That.cant.be.Orlando!!!

  46. Terrence Howard Virgin America Flight Attendants
    Colin
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    I wouldn’t use a phone made by Virgin; why would I use one of their planes?

    • I didn’t realize that Virgin manufactured their own aircraft. I thought they would just buy them from Boeing or Airbus like everyone else.

  47. Chloe Sevigny Butt Minidress Short Hair
    alex
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    Just turn a little more to the right and everything will be perfect.

  48. Christine Teigen
    Colin
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    Which Chippette is she again? Brittany?

  49. Chris Klein Receeding Hair Line
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    Peter Dinklage took this picture of his personal driver.

  50. Katherine Heigl
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    Her head’s drooping because of the bags she’s carrying on her face.

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