Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will be our last one for the week [Save Most Important People tomorrow. - SW] so we can hide pastel eggs to celebrate some ghost that keeps haunting people until the free market is deregulated and sluts stop fucking for the slut-thrill of it, but I digress. Because Deena Cortese is in here and bless her heart, she thought that dental work would make her passably attractive. It didn’t. I was also about to trash Orlando Bloom‘s purple sweatpants until I remembered that he was driving his Italian crotch-rocket home to plow this, which brings me right around to Joe Jonas‘s pink capris that remove all doubt that we’re in the presence of a true pussy magnet. In fact, if I had to give him a nickname it’d be Pussy Magneto.
Happy Easter,
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“Ugghh. Purse so heavy.”
“The world ish a great big liver, juss waitin’ to get drunk…”
“Daddy’s Girl”.
I thought they sold the last mesh shirt in Miami in 1997.
“Let me just check the tire pressure before I drive you to the airport.”
How old is this chick again? I’m not being facetious, I really want to know because she has to be young but she looks like a rough 45 year old.
Hannibal Lector, post op tranny
Five bucks says that satchel is full of bingo dobbers and lucky troll dolls.
Sorry. Stepped on your comment before it was posted. My bad.
The trick is to leave a little fart in the limo for the next guy.
If Heidi Montag was present this would be Los Angeles in one shot.
My meemaw looks like this on her way to bingo.
Billy’s forehead is taking over the planet.
Billy’s forehead IS the planet.
See… the beauty of a retort like that is it doesn’t work without the original post. Can’t deliver without the intro.
He’s on his way to pick up JoJo.
It’ll interesting to see what these ladies look like in 9 months.
sometimes a picture is worth 1,000 screams
I think I saw him rooting through my Goodwill donations this morning.
You know it’s a problem when you say WTF happened to her face and she wasn’t cute to begin with.
There’s no security outside her gym, right? I’m not asking for me… it’s for a friend.
Doesn’t even look human. And what’s that behind her? My dream man with his sideways hat.
I remember when she used to look human.
Oops, I was thinking of someone else.
Partially pictured : The priest whose hand is, blessing the bottled water for an emergency exorcism via holy-water.
Noassatall. It’s a serious disease.
Every picture, story or thing i see relating to American Reunion, that is not Mena Suvari’s ass, seems like a horrible, horrible trainwreck about to happen.
Wherever she’s coming from, don’t bother asking for Tequila.
I’d ask how he’s getting these women, but in a previous pic, young girls were photographing an obviously gay man
The answer is who the fuck knows.
Well she didn’t fly Virgin! Wocka wocka wocka!
With a face and body like that she gives moose knuckle a bad name
Which Olsen sister is this?
Seen here filming Powder 2
I am so sick and tired of being nice to no talent bitches all the time……where’s my drugs and booze moob man.
That’s right ladies I douched my way out of Iron Man 2. Don Cheadle sent me a thank you note and some candy.
They need to bring “you” back because Don Cheadle just is not getting the job done.
Ugh…kill it kill it!!!!…………….before it speaks let alone breeds
Have you seen my fame around here, i seemed to have lost it?
The cast of “American Reunion: The pre-morgue years”
She just had a baby. Right? How? Wha-?
If by “just,” you mean 15 months ago, then yes.
this bitch gets uglier by the minute.
He thought it was a seminar.
Jon has a half inch for each of them. Happy Easter, ladies!
“Have you guys seen my jacket and my purse?”
Like she wouldn’t be the best any of you would ever get.
Wow, face transplants have come a long way since they were *completely* hideous.
My acting career is just getting started, I tell ya! All I gotta do is hold my head high and believe!
If I make a movie about my penis will she suck it on camera? Or is she a real actress now?
Can we please stop pretending this syphilis infested guttersnipe is relevant?
Easy there, the man was knighted.
Dr. Zaius likes!
Are. those.boobs.I.see? Buwahahahahaha! That.cant.be.Orlando!!!
I wouldn’t use a phone made by Virgin; why would I use one of their planes?
I didn’t realize that Virgin manufactured their own aircraft. I thought they would just buy them from Boeing or Airbus like everyone else.
Just turn a little more to the right and everything will be perfect.
Which Chippette is she again? Brittany?
Peter Dinklage took this picture of his personal driver.
Her head’s drooping because of the bags she’s carrying on her face.