The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.5.12

April 5th, 2012 // 369 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will be our last one for the week [Save Most Important People tomorrow. - SW] so we can hide pastel eggs to celebrate some ghost that keeps haunting people until the free market is deregulated and sluts stop fucking for the slut-thrill of it, but I digress. Because Deena Cortese is in here and bless her heart, she thought that dental work would make her passably attractive. It didn’t. I was also about to trash Orlando Bloom‘s purple sweatpants until I remembered that he was driving his Italian crotch-rocket home to plow this, which brings me right around to Joe Jonas‘s pink capris that remove all doubt that we’re in the presence of a true pussy magnet. In fact, if I had to give him a nickname it’d be Pussy Magneto.

Happy Easter,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Chloe Sevigny Butt Minidress Short Hair
    EricLr
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    Is that a dress or 70′s gift wrap?

  2. Keri Hilson Cleavage
    Shoisefhoi
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    It’s like she walked out of the house forgetting all about shirts. And I love it

  3. Orlando Bloom Purple Sweatpants Helmet Motorcycle
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    When your wife wears the pants, well, you gotta wear something…might as well be her sweats.

  4. Wilmer Valderrama Mesh Shirt
    electricgrl
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    Just outside the shot: Chris Hansen and his camera crew

  5. Jon Gosselin Virgin America Flight Attendants
    Billybob
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    ‘Jon Plus 4 (Chicks Who Will Be Banging Someone Else Later)’

  6. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Fishnets Short Shorts
    Shoisefhoi
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    clashing sucks fucking ass

  7. Joe Jonas Pink Capris
    Billybob
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    “Orlando, can you drop off my purple pants later and pick up your pink ones?”

  8. Deena Cortese Dental Work Butt Tight Skirt
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    Or as I like to call her, Snooki 2: The Bronze Juggalo

  9. Chloe Sevigny Butt Minidress Short Hair
    Shoisefhoi
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    “Freaky deakies need love too” – Tracy Jordan

  10. Katherine Heigl
    Billybob
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    This chick is looking seriously knocked down.

  11. Richard Branson Amber Rose
    j/k
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    Now, take me to this Delilah’s Den!

  12. Richard Branson Amber Rose
    Deacon Jones
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    “Not only does it suck dick, but it talks too!!”

  13. Chloe Sevigny Butt Minidress Short Hair
    Billybob
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    Transformation into Ellen DeGeneres nearly complete. Just needs a blazer and some pants.

  14. Katherine Heigl
    Bonky
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    The final transformation from hot movie starlet to grandma is almost complete !

  15. Joe Jonas Pink Capris
    j/k
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    OMG they act like they never saw a gay guy in NYC!

  16. Terrence Howard Virgin America Flight Attendants
    Deacon Jones
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    Somewhere, in a remote factory, the “pink slime” coming out of the giant sausage tube machine just turned drier and now smells like cheap perfume, mascara, and stale cigarettes.

    Elsewhere, a team of fresh-faced flight attendents are hitting the sky.

  17. Jon Gosselin Virgin America Flight Attendants
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    Poor John, he’s the only passenger who had to pay for his ticket on this “maiden voyage.” Anyone else think he looks like that “guy” who had the baby?

  18. Wilmer Valderrama Mesh Shirt
    Billybob
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    It’s always disappointing to see Wilmer Valderrama safely making it to Arrivals.

  19. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Fishnets Short Shorts
    JC
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    If she was going to surgically replace her legs with totem poles, she could have at least gotten shapely ones.

  20. Paula Abdul
    hpflapjacks
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    It’s a bit of a departure for Al Pacino, but the wig makes it look pretty believable.

  21. Billy Crystal Lakers Game
    Bonky
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    Not seen: Jack Nicholson making an ass out of himself, again.

  22. Terrence Howard Virgin America Flight Attendants
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/05/imagesCARFBV89-200_143.jpg[/img]

  23. Wilmer Valderrama Mesh Shirt
    j/k
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    “What am I listening too? Justin Bieber and One Direction, the chicks dig these guys.”

  24. Miranda Kerr Cleavage See Through Tank Top
    George P Burdell
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    Love kills slowly.

  25. Christine Teigen
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    always nice to see a celebrity Faith Hilling at a public event.

  26. Richard Branson Amber Rose
    George P Burdell
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    Touching Amber Rose with his bare skin, that Branson guy is a risk taker.

  27. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Fishnets Short Shorts
    Deacon Jones
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    Philly doesn’t want ya, get lost.

    We have enough ghetto hoes with fake (insert item here) around as it is.

  28. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Fishnets Short Shorts
    j/k
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    “Oh no. This motherfucker better not touch my water.”

  29. Jon Gosselin Virgin America Flight Attendants
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    “Anything after Kate’s mudflaps feels like a Virgin!”

  30. Keri Hilson Cleavage
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    That has to be the fanciest dog collar I have ever seen on a bitch.

  31. Chris Klein Receeding Hair Line
    Deacon Jones
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    “C’mere Timmy! Your mommy told me to give you a ride home today, so hope in the car, it’s OK”

  32. Dakota Fanning Pale Skin Sunglasses Hat
    George P Burdell
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    On the way to the dentist to get her snaggle-tooth installed so she can star in the Interview with a Vampire remake.

  33. Chris Klein Receeding Hair Line
    j/k
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    Hello 911, Chris Klein is pooping in my Navigator.

  34. Chris Klein Receeding Hair Line
    George P Burdell
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    He is making sure Tara Reid is gone before they all get out of the car.

  35. Terrence Howard Virgin America Flight Attendants
    Billybob
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    Interesting to note the difference in the girls’ body language between this and the Gosselin photo…

  36. Katherine Heigl
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    Aunt Mae is looking good.

  37. Billy Crystal Lakers Game
    Deacon Jones
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    Billy Crystal actually looks like a human in this picture compared to those freaks he’s sitting with.

  38. Paula Abdul
    Dr.J.Fever
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    Remember this is Charlie Sheen’s ex-Sister in law

  39. Joe Jonas Pink Capris
    Isa
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    When will this guy come out of the closet????? Who does he thinks he kid?

  40. Chloe Sevigny Butt Minidress Short Hair
    Deacon Jones
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    This is why alcohol was created.

  41. Paula Abdul
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    wow Steven Tyler now on the set of AMC’s The Walking Dead.

  42. Jon Gosselin Virgin America Flight Attendants
    Star Droppings
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    I can’t even imagine what PR firm convinced Jon Gosselin HIMSELF to make an appearance at this event. He’s the busiest man in the I.T. department.

  43. Jon Gosselin Virgin America Flight Attendants
    Deacon Jones
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    Note the body language of the two interior girls….classic.

  44. Joe Jonas Pink Capris
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    “Fezzy? It’s JoJo. I got caught outside and I’m surrounded by girls staring at me, could you come get me sweetie?”

  45. Miranda Kerr Cleavage See Through Tank Top
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    I wonder if she realizes how ridiculously cute she is?

    • Buddy the Elf

      I’m thinking when people refer to you as SUPERmodel (somehow better than just model??) then the answer is yes.

  46. Orlando Bloom Purple Sweatpants Helmet Motorcycle
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    I bet the ass of those sweatpants says, “PINK.”

  47. Deena Cortese Dental Work Butt Tight Skirt
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    Panty lines are one thing, but ass lines?

  48. Wilmer Valderrama Mesh Shirt
    Star Droppings
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    In just one six-hour flight, Rosetta Stone can teach you how to say, “I have candy in my van” in every language.

  49. Jon Gosselin Virgin America Flight Attendants
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    Wow. The guy just repels women.

  50. Joe Jonas Pink Capris
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    So he’s a little taller than Elton John?

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