Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will be our last one for the week [Save Most Important People tomorrow. - SW] so we can hide pastel eggs to celebrate some ghost that keeps haunting people until the free market is deregulated and sluts stop fucking for the slut-thrill of it, but I digress. Because Deena Cortese is in here and bless her heart, she thought that dental work would make her passably attractive. It didn’t. I was also about to trash Orlando Bloom‘s purple sweatpants until I remembered that he was driving his Italian crotch-rocket home to plow this, which brings me right around to Joe Jonas‘s pink capris that remove all doubt that we’re in the presence of a true pussy magnet. In fact, if I had to give him a nickname it’d be Pussy Magneto.
Happy Easter,
- Photo Boy
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Is that a dress or 70′s gift wrap?
It’s like she walked out of the house forgetting all about shirts. And I love it
When your wife wears the pants, well, you gotta wear something…might as well be her sweats.
Just outside the shot: Chris Hansen and his camera crew
‘Jon Plus 4 (Chicks Who Will Be Banging Someone Else Later)’
clashing sucks fucking ass
“Orlando, can you drop off my purple pants later and pick up your pink ones?”
Or as I like to call her, Snooki 2: The Bronze Juggalo
“Freaky deakies need love too” – Tracy Jordan
This chick is looking seriously knocked down.
Now, take me to this Delilah’s Den!
“Not only does it suck dick, but it talks too!!”
Transformation into Ellen DeGeneres nearly complete. Just needs a blazer and some pants.
The final transformation from hot movie starlet to grandma is almost complete !
OMG they act like they never saw a gay guy in NYC!
Somewhere, in a remote factory, the “pink slime” coming out of the giant sausage tube machine just turned drier and now smells like cheap perfume, mascara, and stale cigarettes.
Elsewhere, a team of fresh-faced flight attendents are hitting the sky.
Poor John, he’s the only passenger who had to pay for his ticket on this “maiden voyage.” Anyone else think he looks like that “guy” who had the baby?
It’s always disappointing to see Wilmer Valderrama safely making it to Arrivals.
If she was going to surgically replace her legs with totem poles, she could have at least gotten shapely ones.
It’s a bit of a departure for Al Pacino, but the wig makes it look pretty believable.
Not seen: Jack Nicholson making an ass out of himself, again.
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“What am I listening too? Justin Bieber and One Direction, the chicks dig these guys.”
Love kills slowly.
so does AIDS. Whats your point?
always nice to see a celebrity Faith Hilling at a public event.
Touching Amber Rose with his bare skin, that Branson guy is a risk taker.
Philly doesn’t want ya, get lost.
We have enough ghetto hoes with fake (insert item here) around as it is.
“Oh no. This motherfucker better not touch my water.”
“Anything after Kate’s mudflaps feels like a Virgin!”
That has to be the fanciest dog collar I have ever seen on a bitch.
“C’mere Timmy! Your mommy told me to give you a ride home today, so hope in the car, it’s OK”
On the way to the dentist to get her snaggle-tooth installed so she can star in the Interview with a Vampire remake.
Hello 911, Chris Klein is pooping in my Navigator.
He is making sure Tara Reid is gone before they all get out of the car.
Interesting to note the difference in the girls’ body language between this and the Gosselin photo…
Aunt Mae is looking good.
Billy Crystal actually looks like a human in this picture compared to those freaks he’s sitting with.
Remember this is Charlie Sheen’s ex-Sister in law
When will this guy come out of the closet????? Who does he thinks he kid?
This is why alcohol was created.
No, that’s exactly what you *don’t* want to use alcohol for.
wow Steven Tyler now on the set of AMC’s The Walking Dead.
I can’t even imagine what PR firm convinced Jon Gosselin HIMSELF to make an appearance at this event. He’s the busiest man in the I.T. department.
Note the body language of the two interior girls….classic.
“Fezzy? It’s JoJo. I got caught outside and I’m surrounded by girls staring at me, could you come get me sweetie?”
I wonder if she realizes how ridiculously cute she is?
I’m thinking when people refer to you as SUPERmodel (somehow better than just model??) then the answer is yes.
I bet the ass of those sweatpants says, “PINK.”
Panty lines are one thing, but ass lines?
In just one six-hour flight, Rosetta Stone can teach you how to say, “I have candy in my van” in every language.
Wow. The guy just repels women.
So he’s a little taller than Elton John?