Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will be our last one for the week [Save Most Important People tomorrow. - SW] so we can hide pastel eggs to celebrate some ghost that keeps haunting people until the free market is deregulated and sluts stop fucking for the slut-thrill of it, but I digress. Because Deena Cortese is in here and bless her heart, she thought that dental work would make her passably attractive. It didn’t. I was also about to trash Orlando Bloom‘s purple sweatpants until I remembered that he was driving his Italian crotch-rocket home to plow this, which brings me right around to Joe Jonas‘s pink capris that remove all doubt that we’re in the presence of a true pussy magnet. In fact, if I had to give him a nickname it’d be Pussy Magneto.
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“Look at her. She stowed away on the return trip of one of our space flights. Phone home! Ha ha ha.”
Would obliterate the dark haired ones hershey highway
What he said, only without the classy description.
Yes, given the option, I’d help myself to that brunette. This is how all stewardesses should look. KLM still has a lot of good ones. Air Canada has a few good ones from Montreal. That’s it though.
“The dark haired ones”…um, that means both. Mr. Howard might not like that.
…but have you achieved success at success at success?
i know how to get famous now, you first blow a pompous no talent ass and the rest is history, this bitch is irrelevant.
How could chicks dig a guy who’s wearing woman’s fuchsia capris and posing like a queer?
Chicks dig wearing fake beards, talking in low voices, and getting anal sex. Everyone knows that.
Yep, my wife wore those capris… in 1995. Nothing’s worse than a closet gay with no fashion sense.
Wtf?
I sort of feel like “virgin” means something different in British English.
It doesn’t
No, not gay at all.
Scooter parking is around the side of the building, Orlando.
Damn…I almost thought that was Christopher Walken.
I was thinking Bruce Jenner.
Gary Oldman as the old Dracula.
Amber may be a slut but that chick is so cute, just look at Branson squeezing her face like an old woman would do to a little kid.
You are correct, mon ami. Such a pretty smile. Well played.
Exactly. No matter how much she crops/bleaches her hair or what outlandish crazy-ass outfit she’s wearing, she just can’t hide the fact that she’s plain gorgeous.
Nice outfit, granny.
Seriously. Just move to Florida get a Maltese and be done with it.
Steven Tyler has to know that is not a “man” purse he’s carrying, right?
He still can’t figure out why the Hell’s Angels won’t let him join.
Lol!
HAHAHAHA!! I love you.
dan cortez comin to you live from daytona beach mtv spring break!
I saw what you did there. Brilliant!
I did LOL on that one
TSA just called in reinforcements.
Your momma may call you “Jerry” but you’ll always be Turtle to me. Always.
I wonder which one has put away more STDs….
Just curious…why would you say that? Were they at the Free Clinic the same time you were?
Just think, somebody actually set up this photo shoot of Deena intentionally.
“No wonder my knees are cramping. Have you ever tried to blow someone in the back of one of these things?”
Her patented fly catcher pose. Just put a little sugar water in her mouth and wait.
Normal guy in top half of picture
80′s Jazzercize instructor in bottom half.
So, Moe is on the left and Larry is on the right. Who is that in the middle?
That’s Shemp in drag.
He must have realized who he was sitting next to when he got put on the jumbotron…
Not pictured: 8 kids wondering when either Mommy or Daddy are coming back home.
Virgin America is using Terrence Howard to attract more black male passengers with their slogan “More ‘Beckys’ for the Brothas than any other airline !”
so i figure in about 2 more years we will finally be rid of bieber and on to the next girl-boy disney whore
Well, that should put those gay rumors to rest.
Carl’s missing again and there are Walkers out there! Find him!!!!!!!!
This is the type of dress everyone should wear to church this Easter Sunday.
Maybe a nice pastel color instead of the black….I think Jesus would prefer that.
I’d like to see your credentials, doctor of cock. And by credentials I don’t mean your schlong
If you don’t mean her schlong, then what? Her tits?
This comment got 4 ‘likes’? Seriously?
It’s weird. women always want a lady gyno and men always want a lady cock doctor.
I agree, Doc.
Although I’d like to add secretaries to that list as well.
so THAT’s why she’s not on idol anymore.
ladies and gentlemen, the britney spears of 1990
Ha. Good luck finding brains in L.A., little zombie.
I bet his iPhone has an app to find nearby high schools.
You mean…they have those ?
What’s wrong with her fac…..wow nipple outline
Can someone please make sure that Mr Branson gets the update that Jon Gosselin is NOT an American TV star, he now works in a computer room running cables to printers.
looks like she has a paper mask of her face over her face
“You WILL tell me where you put the Illudium Pu-36 space modulator!”
“Explosive” space modulator. Love the old Toons.
Oh, dear!
I’m predicting a bright future.
It’s not often I say this but…….she needs more makeup.
Much more. Trowel it on.
I can only hope the shoes were glorious and amazing.
That’s not going to help. I’d just throw it on the camera
I think she dresses to distract from her face. It isn’t as effective as a burqa but thanks for making the effort.
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Augh! My eyes!
I’m pretty sure I’m not going to let my kid talk to this guy.
who knew we were so close to building androids this whole time.
(the star trek kind not the cell phone kind)
I think she needs a few more bags.
The friction between those thighs is going to melt her nylons for sure.
He’s hoping to catch a flight back to 2008.
nice
Tough call. He was rich, but he was married to Kate . . .
More like 48 hours before the day he met Kate, so he could be somewhere else.
“I dropped my career somewhere, have you seen it?”
OH snap
“No, not one guy tried to pick me up. Nothing but gross, icky girls staring at me. I think I am in the wrong spot or something.”
Urgh, English “women”
She’s going for that “burn victim” look. Good for her.
He-man hasn’t aged too well
OK – that was geniunely funny.
Hey, look over his left shoulder. That’s the first time anyone has laughed anywhere near him since the early 80′s.
Billy’s trademark threatening “don’t make me go host something” face.