The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.5.12

April 5th, 2012 // 369 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will be our last one for the week [Save Most Important People tomorrow. – SW] so we can hide pastel eggs to celebrate some ghost that keeps haunting people until the free market is deregulated and sluts stop fucking for the slut-thrill of it, but I digress. Because Deena Cortese is in here and bless her heart, she thought that dental work would make her passably attractive. It didn’t. I was also about to trash Orlando Bloom‘s purple sweatpants until I remembered that he was driving his Italian crotch-rocket home to plow this, which brings me right around to Joe Jonas‘s pink capris that remove all doubt that we’re in the presence of a true pussy magnet. In fact, if I had to give him a nickname it’d be Pussy Magneto.

Happy Easter,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Richard Branson Amber Rose
    it had to be said
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    “Look at her. She stowed away on the return trip of one of our space flights. Phone home! Ha ha ha.”

  2. Terrence Howard Virgin America Flight Attendants
    Mr. Poop
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    Would obliterate the dark haired ones hershey highway

    • dontkillthemessenger

      What he said, only without the classy description.

    • cc

      Yes, given the option, I’d help myself to that brunette. This is how all stewardesses should look. KLM still has a lot of good ones. Air Canada has a few good ones from Montreal. That’s it though.

    • MILF

      “The dark haired ones”…um, that means both. Mr. Howard might not like that.

  3. Joe Jonas Pink Capris
    Biff
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    How could chicks dig a guy who’s wearing woman’s fuchsia capris and posing like a queer?

  4. Richard Branson Amber Rose
    dooood
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    …but have you achieved success at success at success?

  5. Deena Cortese Dental Work Butt Tight Skirt
    Quijibo
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    Wtf?

  6. Terrence Howard Virgin America Flight Attendants
    it had to be said
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    I sort of feel like “virgin” means something different in British English.

  7. Joe Jonas Pink Capris
    Quijibo
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    No, not gay at all.

  8. Orlando Bloom Purple Sweatpants Helmet Motorcycle
    Richard McBeef
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    Scooter parking is around the side of the building, Orlando.

  9. Billy Crystal Lakers Game
    Biff
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    Damn…I almost thought that was Christopher Walken.

  10. Richard Branson Amber Rose
    Bonky
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    Amber may be a slut but that chick is so cute, just look at Branson squeezing her face like an old woman would do to a little kid.

  11. Katherine Heigl
    Quijibo
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    Nice outfit, granny.

  12. Paula Abdul
    it had to be said
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    Steven Tyler has to know that is not a “man” purse he’s carrying, right?

  13. Orlando Bloom Purple Sweatpants Helmet Motorcycle
    Bonky
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    He still can’t figure out why the Hell’s Angels won’t let him join.

  14. Deena Cortese Dental Work Butt Tight Skirt
    dooood
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    dan cortez comin to you live from daytona beach mtv spring break!

  15. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Fishnets Short Shorts
    it had to be said
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    TSA just called in reinforcements.

  16. Jerry Ferrara
    it had to be said
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    Your momma may call you “Jerry” but you’ll always be Turtle to me. Always.

  17. Richard Branson Amber Rose
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    I wonder which one has put away more STDs….

  18. Deena Cortese Dental Work Butt Tight Skirt
    Bonky
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    Just think, somebody actually set up this photo shoot of Deena intentionally.

  19. Chris Klein Receeding Hair Line
    it had to be said
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    “No wonder my knees are cramping. Have you ever tried to blow someone in the back of one of these things?”

  20. Katherine Heigl
    it had to be said
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    Her patented fly catcher pose. Just put a little sugar water in her mouth and wait.

  21. Orlando Bloom Purple Sweatpants Helmet Motorcycle
    EricLr
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    Normal guy in top half of picture

    80′s Jazzercize instructor in bottom half.

  22. Billy Crystal Lakers Game
    it had to be said
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    So, Moe is on the left and Larry is on the right. Who is that in the middle?

  23. Billy Crystal Lakers Game
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    He must have realized who he was sitting next to when he got put on the jumbotron…

  24. Jon Gosselin Virgin America Flight Attendants
    EricLr
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    Not pictured: 8 kids wondering when either Mommy or Daddy are coming back home.

  25. Terrence Howard Virgin America Flight Attendants
    Bonky
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    Virgin America is using Terrence Howard to attract more black male passengers with their slogan “More ‘Beckys’ for the Brothas than any other airline !”

  26. Joe Jonas Pink Capris
    dooood
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    so i figure in about 2 more years we will finally be rid of bieber and on to the next girl-boy disney whore

  27. Joe Jonas Pink Capris
    EricLr
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    Well, that should put those gay rumors to rest.

  28. Paula Abdul
    Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy
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    Carl’s missing again and there are Walkers out there! Find him!!!!!!!!

  29. Keri Hilson Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    This is the type of dress everyone should wear to church this Easter Sunday.
    Maybe a nice pastel color instead of the black….I think Jesus would prefer that.

  30. Paula Abdul
    dooood
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    so THAT’s why she’s not on idol anymore.

    ladies and gentlemen, the britney spears of 1990

  31. Paula Abdul
    EricLr
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    Ha. Good luck finding brains in L.A., little zombie.

  32. Wilmer Valderrama Mesh Shirt
    EricLr
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    I bet his iPhone has an app to find nearby high schools.

  33. Christine Teigen
    Shoisefhoi
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    What’s wrong with her fac…..wow nipple outline

  34. Jon Gosselin Virgin America Flight Attendants
    Bonky
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    Can someone please make sure that Mr Branson gets the update that Jon Gosselin is NOT an American TV star, he now works in a computer room running cables to printers.

  35. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Fishnets Short Shorts
    dooood
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    looks like she has a paper mask of her face over her face

  36. Richard Branson Amber Rose
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    “You WILL tell me where you put the Illudium Pu-36 space modulator!”

  37. Dakota Fanning Pale Skin Sunglasses Hat
    EricLr
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    I’m predicting a bright future.

  38. Chloe Sevigny Butt Minidress Short Hair
    Cock Dr
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    It’s not often I say this but…….she needs more makeup.
    Much more. Trowel it on.
    I can only hope the shoes were glorious and amazing.

  39. Chris Klein Receeding Hair Line
    EricLr
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    I’m pretty sure I’m not going to let my kid talk to this guy.

  40. Jerry Ferrara
    dooood
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    who knew we were so close to building androids this whole time.
    (the star trek kind not the cell phone kind)

  41. Katherine Heigl
    EricLr
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    I think she needs a few more bags.

  42. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Fishnets Short Shorts
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    The friction between those thighs is going to melt her nylons for sure.

  43. Jon Gosselin Virgin America Flight Attendants
    electricgrl
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    He’s hoping to catch a flight back to 2008.

  44. Chris Klein Receeding Hair Line
    Billybob
    Commented on this photo:

    “I dropped my career somewhere, have you seen it?”

  45. Joe Jonas Pink Capris
    Bonky
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    “No, not one guy tried to pick me up. Nothing but gross, icky girls staring at me. I think I am in the wrong spot or something.”

  46. Jon Gosselin Virgin America Flight Attendants
    Shoisefhoi
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    Urgh, English “women”

  47. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Fishnets Short Shorts
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    She’s going for that “burn victim” look. Good for her.

  48. Billy Crystal Lakers Game
    SFfan
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    He-man hasn’t aged too well

  49. Billy Crystal Lakers Game
    EricLr
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    Hey, look over his left shoulder. That’s the first time anyone has laughed anywhere near him since the early 80′s.

  50. Billy Crystal Lakers Game
    Billybob
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    Billy’s trademark threatening “don’t make me go host something” face.

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