The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.30.15

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one for the week as Fish and I ditch tomorrow to go see Avengers: Age of Ultron. This is something we used to do a lot, but haven’t for a while NO! Not because on a long enough timeline all romances die, why would you even say that?! We’ve just been busy WE CAN GET IT BACK, BABY!! due to our incredible work ethic. So in that spirit, I’ve compiled you a full size gallery that’s surprisingly not too padded with Instagram tit thanks to ridiculous shit like Ricky Martin flirting with his own wax figure, Mickey Rourke’s veneers/cowboy boots/v-neck/aryan nation tats/general existence, and Sam Waterston who I nominate for U.S. Photobomb Ambassador. *packs Snuggie and dollar store candy into Hulk backpack* See you Monday.

As a parting gift, please enjoy this Human Centipede of Incest. You’re welcome.

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty