The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.3.14

April 3rd, 2014 // 335 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one for the week as a result of Fish and I shit-canning tomorrow to go see Captain America: The Winter Soldier for uh, important scientific research. *shoves beaker down pants, puts on goggles* So, I made sure to include your favorite targets like Pope Francis presenting his finest year orphan urine to Queen Elizabeth, and Gerard Butler just now realizing that people basically use the ocean as a giant port-a-pott– EVERYBODY OUT OF THE WATER!!

Check back later tomorrow for Fish’s review which will in no way be nothing but a minute by minute rundown of exactly when and for how long Scarlett Johansson‘s boobs get screen time,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Joanna Krupa Lingerie Instagram
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    Which came first? Dis chicken or the camel toe?

  2. Samuel L Jackson Screaming Into Microphone SiriusXM Town Hall Special
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    Jackson’s mimicking Kim K about to eat a dick.

  3. Kristen Bell Cleavage Boob Window Dress American Express EveryDayMoments
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    Rely on sponsors much?

  4. Charissa Thompson Flat Butt New Extra Host
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    I thought perhaps the X-Files were brought in to investigate the disappearance of Maria’s ass.

  5. Tom Brady See Through Shirt Colcci Sao Paulo Fashion Week
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    So much better looking than his wife.

  6. January Jones Christina Hendricks Bitchface Mad Men Season 7 Premiere
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    Poor Christina, it looks like she froze solid after touching the ice queen.

  7. Kelsey Grammer Homeless Passed Out On Street
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    He’s no Cranston.

  8. Kristen Bell Cleavage Boob Window Dress American Express EveryDayMoments
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    Above comments left by the Seven Dwarves: Jealous, Bitter, Angry, Loser, Envious, Grudge, and Hater.

    Kristen Bell > cooler than all of you put together

  9. Gerard Depardieu UEFA Champions League Quarter Final Match Paris Saint Germain FC Vs Chelsea FC
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    I sure hope this photo doesn’t get beamed into space. It would suck if aliens picked it up and thought this was representative of males on earth.

  10. Julianne Moore Butt Yoga Pants Still Alice Set
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    Have utmost respect. She did this Lifetime flick as the older lesbian seduced by the younger lesbian… and while that subject matter would not normally interest me her performance was riveting. One lustful scene went to commercial and yet her artistic display was so compelling I was able to take that scene beyond the given canvas, somewhat in the manner in which you take a painting outside its confines and fill it with your own vision and interpretation. She’s an artist and true to her craft and she can wear yoga pants all day, any day.

  11. Joanna Krupa Lingerie Instagram
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    What the hell are these ‘this how chicken look’ comments all about? What did I miss?

    • Yeah, I’m not sure what started that either. Something she said on the show? I’mma just roll with it.

    • She just looked very chicken-y (and none too bright) in a photo posted a while back, and it led to the original ‘Dis how chicken look’ comment being made. It was funny enough that it caught on as a running joke with her. Nothing more, nothing less.

  12. Kristen Bell Cleavage Boob Window Dress American Express EveryDayMoments
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    Overrated midget

  13. Queen Elizabeth II  Prince Philip Vatican Visit Pope Francis
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    A whole bottle of Jesus’ blood!

  14. Melanie Griffith Huge Cameltoe
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    Melanie in not the only thing unbalanced, so is her camel toe.

  15. Tallulah Willis No Bra
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    I kept looking for Leo, then I realized this isn’t Jonah Hill.

  16. Lady Gaga Topless Tape On Nipples Terry Richardson
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    If what they say is true about how crazy chicks are fun in the sack, then this goofy chick must be tons of fun. Agree with others here, nice tits and ass. Butter (poker?) face

  17. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Kris Jenner Bra See Through Shirt LAX
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    What’s up ladies!??”

  18. Tom Brady See Through Shirt Colcci Sao Paulo Fashion Week
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    Hate him, his wife, his team, and that cheating-ass Belichick!

  19. Ashley Greene Butt Yoga Pants
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    “These aren’t the buns you’re looking for”

  20. Charissa Thompson Flat Butt New Extra Host
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    Pippa?!?

  21. Tallulah Willis No Bra
    Robb7
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    YIPES!! This one’s uglier than the other one.

  22. Brad Pitt Crazy Eyed Excited Flight Attendant LAX
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    Looks like another satisfied mile-high club member.

  23. Gerard Butler Checking Out Chick In Bikini
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    Harold & Kumar are not impressed.

  24. Tom Brady See Through Shirt Colcci Sao Paulo Fashion Week
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    you know what he’s thinking…”Im so sick of her shit”

  25. Queen Elizabeth II  Prince Philip Vatican Visit Pope Francis
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    Is this a Pentavirate meeting? Where is the Colonel with his wee beady eyes?

  26. Melanie Griffith Huge Cameltoe
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    the camel toe nobody ordered

  27. Tallulah Willis No Bra
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    Sadly, she’s the ‘good looking’ Willis kid

  28. Deimante Guobyte Butt Bikini
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    Her name sounds like what an Italian would say is the size of his hard drive

  29. Lady Gaga Topless Tape On Nipples Terry Richardson
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    “I’d show you my nipples, but I’m renting them out to the catholic church.”

  30. Queen Elizabeth II  Prince Philip Vatican Visit Pope Francis
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    Let me know if you’ve heard this one before: A queen, a prince, and a pope walk into a boys home….

  31. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Tanna Frederick The M Word Premiere
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    I’d be pissed if I was Eric Bana

  32. Charissa Thompson Flat Butt New Extra Host
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    “Do you like my ass Mr. Duchovny?
    “No.”

  33. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants
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    Being a pap and making eye contact with Alec is never a good thing. Luckily there are three bitches in his way.

  34. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Kris Jenner Bra See Through Shirt LAX
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    OWWW, MY FUCKING EYES!! UNSEE! UNSEE!

  35. Lady Gaga Topless Tape On Nipples Terry Richardson
    Lou Braccant
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    “What, it’s called art you dickhead…look it up!”

  36. Melanie Griffith Huge Cameltoe
    waynemoores
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    Looks like she could be one of the Rolling Stones…just not sure which one

  37. January Jones Christina Hendricks Bitchface Mad Men Season 7 Premiere
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    “Jan, is your kid licking that wall socket?”
    “I don’t know. Now ask me if I care.”
    “Do you care?”
    “No!”

  38. Olivia Wilde Huge Pregnant Belly
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    Mothers I’d not like to fuck. Hubby might as well put his prick in a storage locker and wait for it to turn up on storage wars. YUUUUP.

  39. Olivia Wilde Huge Pregnant Belly
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    Rooned.

  40. Deimante Guobyte Butt Bikini
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    Try saying that name in the heat of passion

  41. Melanie Griffith Huge Cameltoe
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    So this is how the zombie apocalypse begins.

  42. Olivia Wilde Huge Pregnant Belly
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    Where are the overly swollen pregnancy tits?

  43. Brad Pitt Crazy Eyed Excited Flight Attendant LAX
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    “Marty!.. I need to be changed!”

  44. Hayley Hasselhoff Gunt Front Butt VIP H&M Australia Launch Party
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    “I’d hit that!”-Chris Brown

  45. Gerard Butler Checking Out Chick In Bikini
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    Nope, not even walking by the sea can hide Gerard’s Eau de Porti-Toilette smell.

  46. Kelly Brook David McIntosh
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    “Hey… What’s wrong big guy?”
    “Well, I keep seeing “Dis how chicken look!”, and then I realized…I don’t know how chicken look.”

  47. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes Dr Scholls DreamWalk Line Launch
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    Which of these things is known for eating seal?

  48. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Tight Jeans
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    “This isn’t your car!”
    “Sorry.”

  49. Kristen Bell Cleavage Boob Window Dress American Express EveryDayMoments
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    My kitchen has a hidden shelving area, that I call a pantry. She needs one for all her stuff. :)

  50. Gerard Butler Checking Out Chick In Bikini
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    Her leg snaps off at the thigh.

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