The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.3.14

April 3rd, 2014 // 335 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one for the week as a result of Fish and I shit-canning tomorrow to go see Captain America: The Winter Soldier for uh, important scientific research. *shoves beaker down pants, puts on goggles* So, I made sure to include your favorite targets like Pope Francis presenting his finest year orphan urine to Queen Elizabeth, and Gerard Butler just now realizing that people basically use the ocean as a giant port-a-pott– EVERYBODY OUT OF THE WATER!!

Check back later tomorrow for Fish’s review which will in no way be nothing but a minute by minute rundown of exactly when and for how long Scarlett Johansson‘s boobs get screen time,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lady Gaga Topless Tape On Nipples Terry Richardson
    littletongue
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    Mini flapjacks! Awesome with maple syrup! Bieber? Your shot!

  2. Lady Gaga Butt Unicorn Tattoo Fishnets Platform Spike Heels The Late Show With David Letterman
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    I’ve always wondered what a real life Garbage Pail Kid would look like.

  3. Tallulah Willis No Bra
    Jade
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    It still baffles me how two great-looking people made a gaggle of unfortunate kids.

  4. Joanna Krupa Lingerie Instagram
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    In every picture like this, there’s always a bedpost in the back, saying “Dis how chicken look.”

  5. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants
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    Alec….fuck you. You are definitely now in the public eye, since your whore wife spread her legs and bent them over the back of her head for all the world to see.

    I’ll give you 200 bucks if you lemme fuck her while you watch.

  6. Olivia Wilde Huge Pregnant Belly
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    … She is still pregnant?

  7. Queen Elizabeth II  Prince Philip Vatican Visit Pope Francis
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    “Alright… let’s get shitfaced!”

  8. Tallulah Willis No Bra
    littletongue
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    Tallulah? Please wear a bra – or three.

  9. SPOILERS: no ScarJo’s boobs sightings whatsoever in “Winter Soldier”. Lots of sexy outfits and come-ons on Rogers, and that’s it.

    Great movie, BTW.

  10. Brad Pitt Crazy Eyed Excited Flight Attendant LAX
    kevolution
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    Damn, the guy can even make khakis look cool. Mancrush.

  11. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Tanna Frederick The M Word Premiere
    mnsuperbee
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    This photo needs Tilda Swinton to complete the androgyny thing it’s going for

  12. Maitland Ward Cleavage The M Word Premiere
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    She’s very talented

  13. Joanna Krupa Lingerie Instagram
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    “You men eat your dinner, eat your pork and beans.
    I’ll eat more chicken than even Paula Deen, yeah, yeah…
    Cause I’m a Bok Drawer Man!”

  14. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Tanna Frederick The M Word Premiere
    mnsuperbee
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    It’s just a whole lotta ugly

  15. Joanna Krupa Lingerie Instagram
    Dox
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    Dammit Fish, you keep posting this half naked woman crap. Where is the political commentary? The satire? You keep this up and you will lose your core audience.

  16. Samuel L Jackson Screaming Into Microphone SiriusXM Town Hall Special
    Dox
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    Samuel L Jackson stars as…. Stephen Hawking.

  17. Queen Elizabeth II  Prince Philip Vatican Visit Pope Francis
    Cock Dr
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    Wish we could have watched the old farts getting hammered. I’ll bet the hats came off then.

  18. Gerard Depardieu UEFA Champions League Quarter Final Match Paris Saint Germain FC Vs Chelsea FC
    AP
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    “Collignon, crêpe chignon ! Collignon, face de fion ! Collignon, tête à gnons !”

  19. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes Dr Scholls DreamWalk Line Launch
    Amber
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    It’s a sad day when the scariest heel in that picture is Heidi Klum.

  20. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes Dr Scholls DreamWalk Line Launch
    Cock Dr
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    Please Heidi don’t ever do that again.
    Go run into the surf and rescue someone from a shark, that’s what we want, not shark shoes.

  21. Olivia Wilde Huge Pregnant Belly
    maoix
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    Game over.

  22. Charissa Thompson Flat Butt New Extra Host
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    Look at that nice, white milf ass. I’d rip that shit up all day.

  23. Lady Gaga Topless Tape On Nipples Terry Richardson
    ArtGirl
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    Well look at that, Adelle finally lost weight and apparently her dignity as well…

  24. Kristen Bell Cleavage Boob Window Dress American Express EveryDayMoments
    anonymous
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    Yeah right she eats any of that shit in the background.

  25. Deimante Guobyte Butt Bikini
    maoix
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    In my day, it took a room full of mainframe computers to process 4 guobytes of data.

  26. Kristen Bell Cleavage Boob Window Dress American Express EveryDayMoments
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    Billy Ray Cyrus must be wondering what Veronica Mars is doing in his kitchen.

  27. Queen Elizabeth II  Prince Philip Vatican Visit Pope Francis
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    Little known fact: Altar boys love scotch.

  28. Gerard Depardieu UEFA Champions League Quarter Final Match Paris Saint Germain FC Vs Chelsea FC
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    How’s that whole “leaving France” move working out for ya?

  29. Charissa Thompson Flat Butt New Extra Host
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    The funny thing is, I knew that wasn’t Menounos’ ass, yet somehow I still knew this was taken on the set of “Extra.”

  30. Gerard Butler Checking Out Chick In Bikini
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    Looks like John Cho and his American Pie buddies are on that beach as well.

  31. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Kris Jenner Bra See Through Shirt LAX
    Cockenstein
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    WTF??? I thought they were separated. When did they get back together?

  32. Gerard Depardieu UEFA Champions League Quarter Final Match Paris Saint Germain FC Vs Chelsea FC
    anonymous
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    There’s the look of a man how just lost his ass betting on the match.

  33. Gisele Bundchen Underboob Colcci Sao Paulo Fashion Week
    ragandbone
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    Dude looks like a lady.

  34. Olivia Wilde Huge Pregnant Belly
    anonymous
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    What the hell is she drinking?

  35. January Jones Christina Hendricks Bitchface Mad Men Season 7 Premiere
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    “Oh, MAD Men. I thought this was the X-Men premiere. Which is why I dressed this way and didn’t bring Xander, because I wasn’t about to bring him to something I thought he might like.”

  36. Deimante Guobyte Butt Bikini
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    Putting this after a Kris Jenner Pic? You’re giving me boner-whiplash.

  37. Lady Gaga Topless Tape On Nipples Terry Richardson
    Ronaldo
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    I agree with some of the previos comments. Nice “real” tits. Hanging in all their glory nicely. We already know she has a nice ass and last, nobody can’t deny that she has a good voice. She might be out there in the head, but these mentioned 3 facts can’t be denied.

  38. Lady Gaga Butt Unicorn Tattoo Fishnets Platform Spike Heels The Late Show With David Letterman
    Ronaldo
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    Nice ass

  39. Tallulah Willis No Bra
    anonymous
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    Those glasses aren’t helping her either….

  40. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants
    Ronaldo
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    I thought he was done with NYC. Why is he still here? Go to california as you said you would.

  41. Kelly Brook David McIntosh
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    “We’re in the 15th minute of the Kelly Brook-David McIntosh Tit-Off. Kelly is still ahead on points, but David is doing remarkably well at keeping pace…”

  42. Hayley Hasselhoff Gunt Front Butt VIP H&M Australia Launch Party
    KtothaJ
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    We get the big stars to appear at out store openings here in Australia!

  43. Melanie Griffith Huge Cameltoe
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    Dude look like a lady.

  44. Colin Egglesfield Mugshot Disorderly Conduct Criminal Damage Arrest
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    This dude knows how to party.

  45. Gerard Depardieu UEFA Champions League Quarter Final Match Paris Saint Germain FC Vs Chelsea FC
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    “I bet I can fit the ball into my left nostril…I bet I can…”

  46. Colin Egglesfield Mugshot Disorderly Conduct Criminal Damage Arrest
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    He finally snapped and punched the next guy who called him Taylor Lautner.

  47. Lady Gaga Topless Tape On Nipples Terry Richardson
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    Her tits look like they died trying to escape her body.

  48. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes Dr Scholls DreamWalk Line Launch
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    Those shoes look fucking stupid. I’ll bet Gaga wears them within the next week.

  49. Queen Elizabeth II  Prince Philip Vatican Visit Pope Francis
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    Let’s say we kill this and then hop on the missus here.

  50. Hayley Hasselhoff Gunt Front Butt VIP H&M Australia Launch Party
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    Nice gunt. Black pants can’t hide it, Hayles!!

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